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Drunk Serbs Storm U.S. Embassy, Levi's Outlet

Moe

2/21/08 7:00pm

Serb protesters broke into the unstaffed U.S. Embassy in Belgrade and set fire to an office. They also burned a McDonald's, a Levi's store, and some other embassies. Nearly thirty people were injured. They are mad about the Kosovo thing. And also by and large "extremely drunk." [WP]
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