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    Image of ArtfulSlinger ArtfulSlinger
    11/06/09

    In reply to Real Housewives Of The OC Premiere: No Money, Mo Problems
    I used to enjoy this show, but these ladies, more than any other season, are terribly hurtful towards each other. I feel that in NYC and ATL its a joke, the fighting and cattiness. And the Jersey housewives are a mess, but I think Danielle definitely loved all the attention she got.

    But these women are beyond fair weather friends. They pick and attack each other to the point of being toxic. They are all losing their husbands b/c of this lack of authenticity and starvation for approval. Its truly a sad program now. I personally dont care if they go broke, because they have been, like most of the OC, living way above their means, overestimating their worths and not really working. I know they get a pretty paycheck from Bravo, but I guess it still cant pay for all those bedazzled tank tops. Thats the business I should go in, shilling that crap. #realhousewivesoftheocpremiere
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    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    11/06/09

    In reply to Real Housewives Of The OC Premiere: No Money, Mo Problems
    Am I the only one who gets tired of hearing the euphemism "passed away?"

    Jeff DIED. All of us will DIE. It's incredibly sad for the people we leave behind, but "die" and "death" are not a dirty words or concepts that we need to be protected from. #realhousewivesoftheocpremiere
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    Image of OneTwoPunch OneTwoPunch
    11/06/09

    @BeckySharper: It's not denial to me. A lot of people get sick, worsen gradually, then...fade away over time. There are all types of deaths, and his was a slow passing that took time. Makes sense to me. #realhousewivesoftheocpremiere
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    Image of mfnher mfnher
    11/06/09

    In reply to Real Housewives Of The OC Premiere: No Money, Mo Problems
    I would much rather be judged for hanging out with someone that has naked pics of themselves on the internet than be judged for hanging out with someone who's as big of a bitch as Tamra.

    Girls that snark on girls with "reputations" need to STFU. #realhousewivesoftheocpremiere
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    Image of Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd) Benevolent_Dictatrix (patently absurd)
    11/06/09

    In reply to Real Housewives Of The OC Premiere: No Money, Mo Problems
    So is Jeana going to lose her house and become a "bummer?" #realhousewivesoftheocpremiere
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    Image of Understater Understater
    11/06/09

    In reply to Real Housewives Of The OC Premiere: No Money, Mo Problems
    Vicki and Tamra are the main reasons why I could never get into RHOOC. They're not enjoyably ridiculous like Kim of Atlanta, Danielle of Jersey or Ramona of New York; they're just ugly and mean-spirited characters. #realhousewivesoftheocpremiere
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    Image of jigglyball jigglyball
    11/06/09

    @Understater: They're the reason I won't even stop to buy gas in Orange County when I'm commuting from San Diego to LA. #realhousewivesoftheocpremiere
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    11/06/09

    In reply to Real Housewives Of The OC Premiere: No Money, Mo Problems
    I thought Jeana had like millions in the bank? Hasn't she claimed that before? #realhousewivesoftheocpremiere
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    Image of axel_f axel_f
    11/06/09

    @bluebears: i could've sworn she did as well. she seemed to be, alongside vicki, the business minded mom who had it all together. i even remember her saying that the market crash wasn't affecting her at all. guess she spoke too soon... #realhousewivesoftheocpremiere
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    bluebears promoted this comment axel_f was starred axel_f was unstarred
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    11/06/09

    @axel_f: yeah, I mean I could've sworn she made some comment about all she had in SAVINGS not real estate holding but...it's not like I take notes when I watch these shows. Although clearly I should. #realhousewivesoftheocpremiere
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    Image of ArtfulSlinger ArtfulSlinger
    11/06/09

    @bluebears: I wonder if she had a great deal of money in stocks and those type of investments. #realhousewivesoftheocpremiere
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    Image of applebrown-betty applebrown-betty
    08/19/09

    In reply to Confusing Sex Toy Of The Day
    hahahaha! i totally get it. it's for men, so they've made it visual-based. they are operating under the assumption that part of titty fucking for the guy is to see his cock in between those breasts. if he was putting it in the rubber vag up there between the rubber boobies, he would no longer see the visual of a cock in between the "pert babies." HILARIOUS!!

    i am, however, really angry that they haven't put a retarded smiley face on the head of the penis. i can't figure out why ALL my fucking dildos and rabbits have a fucking small smiley face on the head. it creeps me the fuck out!!!!
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    Image of Cunning_Linguist Cunning_Linguist
    08/19/09

    @applebrown-betty: I love the smiley face! It makes me feel like I'm not being completely selfish.
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    08/19/09

    @applebrown-betty: Your sex toys have animals on them to get around the laws in some states that prohibit the sale of sex toys. Sticking a dolphin on their to vibrate your clit dubs it a "novelty item" and you can sell it.
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    Image of applebrown-betty applebrown-betty
    08/19/09

    @applebrown-betty: ohhhhhhh. you ladies are so smart. and i dig your non-selfish outlook cunning linguist!
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    Image of Master.And.Everyone Master.And.Everyone
    08/19/09

    In reply to Confusing Sex Toy Of The Day
    You haven't seen the fetish model, complete with a Prince Albert, Vagina Dentata, rotating clit pearls and pasties.
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    Image of l'analogie l'analogie
    08/19/09

    In reply to Confusing Sex Toy Of The Day
    The tuft of hair is a nice touch.
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    Image of MargaretMoony MargaretMoony
    08/19/09

    In reply to Confusing Sex Toy Of The Day
    KILL IT! KILL IT WITH FIRE!
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    Image of shakalover shakalover
    08/19/09

    In reply to Confusing Sex Toy Of The Day

    oh snap! i thought my vibrator was creepy and complicated, but that thing would probably give me nightmares - i'd dream about a vag-dick-tits monster chasing me.
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    femputer promoted this comment Edited by shakalover at 08/19/09 3:17 PM shakalover was starred shakalover was unstarred
    Image of Aaron Martin-Colby Aaron Martin-Colby
    08/19/09

    In reply to Confusing Sex Toy Of The Day
    I dub thee Vagiboobock.
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    Image of ErinGoBawl ErinGoBawl
    08/19/09

    In reply to Confusing Sex Toy Of The Day
    It looks like a dismayed alien with a funny hat.
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    Image of Imogen Quest Imogen Quest
    08/19/09

    In reply to Confusing Sex Toy Of The Day
    Still not as bad as The Foot, as seen right here on Jezebel: [jezebel.com]

    ...but pretty bad nonetheless. I'm guessing the cock is supposed to represent his own. It bothers me that I am sort of understanding this one. Not why it exists, mind you, just what's they're getting at with the plethora of body parts.

    Also, I keep thinking of Madeleine L'Engle'sA Wind In The Door.
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    MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治 promoted this comment Imogen Quest was starred Imogen Quest was unstarred
    Image of MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治 MeganGlass 就是一个古代的三明治
    08/19/09

    @Imogen Quest: OMG. good call with A wind in the door. It sort of reminds me of a praying mantis, also.
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    Image of funzette funzette
    08/19/09

    In reply to Confusing Sex Toy Of The Day
    it's like a rorschach.

    i see... an albino fly on his way to a shriner's parade calling for directions using zack morris' cell phone!
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    bowleserised promoted this comment funzette was starred funzette was unstarred
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