If I eat a whole clove of roast garlic over the course of a couple days, my vagina tastes like garlic.
Actually my vagina kind of always tastes like garlic, because I eat so much of it. Sometimes when I just eat roasted garlic on a baguette with blue cheese for dinner and nothing else, my vagina also kind of smells like garlic. So does my skin, my breath, and my hair.
Good thing my boyf likes garlic-flavored vagina. #potpsychology
I HAVE WORDS LIKE THAT TOO. AND I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT THEM.
Two of mine are Kaufman and Feynman. I know how they are pronounced but I still never pronounce them correctly. And I should know better, because I have a last name that is usually mispronounced myself, and it's annoying. Plus you look like an idiot when you're talking about how much you love someone and someone points out that you're pronouncing their name wrong. #potpsychology
Ahhaahaha. This reminds me of a friend of mine who keeps misusing the term "OPP." She thinks it means "Other People's Problems."
She uses it all. the. time. I have to keep reminding her that no matter how much she wants to make the new definition of OPP happen, Naughty By Nature have already claimed it, and she just has to give it up and stop humiliating herself! I am NOT down with the new definition of OPP! #potpsychology
I used to enjoy this show, but these ladies, more than any other season, are terribly hurtful towards each other. I feel that in NYC and ATL its a joke, the fighting and cattiness. And the Jersey housewives are a mess, but I think Danielle definitely loved all the attention she got.
But these women are beyond fair weather friends. They pick and attack each other to the point of being toxic. They are all losing their husbands b/c of this lack of authenticity and starvation for approval. Its truly a sad program now. I personally dont care if they go broke, because they have been, like most of the OC, living way above their means, overestimating their worths and not really working. I know they get a pretty paycheck from Bravo, but I guess it still cant pay for all those bedazzled tank tops. Thats the business I should go in, shilling that crap. #realhousewivesoftheocpremiere
This show is the perfect example of everything that went wrong in society. People living way above their means and using their homes to generate income to fund their extravagant lifestyles. That is not the way to accumulate wealth. You haven't earned anything!
Another thing that really bothers me is that all of the women try to look like the "hot" mom. They all dress like their daughters with the low-cut tops, the breast implants, and the caked on make-up. Try aging naturally ladies!
according to jeana's blog on bravo.com: "After being in the top 3% of Realtors worldwide for years, the transition to my salary being cut two-thirds hurt! My expenses and payments on the big house were over $20,000. Washington Mutual/Chase helped me immensely getting my loan modified on my main house; GMAC worked with Shane and was also great to work with. My friends with the smaller banks lost their homes. It pays to stay with the big boys." #realhousewivesoftheocpremiere
Am I the only one who gets tired of hearing the euphemism "passed away?"
Jeff DIED. All of us will DIE. It's incredibly sad for the people we leave behind, but "die" and "death" are not a dirty words or concepts that we need to be protected from. #realhousewivesoftheocpremiere
@BeckySharper: It's not denial to me. A lot of people get sick, worsen gradually, then...fade away over time. There are all types of deaths, and his was a slow passing that took time. Makes sense to me. #realhousewivesoftheocpremiere
I would much rather be judged for hanging out with someone that has naked pics of themselves on the internet than be judged for hanging out with someone who's as big of a bitch as Tamra.
11/16/09
And Edie is fucking hilarious. #potpsychology
11/14/09
I was not disappointed. #potpsychology
11/14/09
Actually my vagina kind of always tastes like garlic, because I eat so much of it. Sometimes when I just eat roasted garlic on a baguette with blue cheese for dinner and nothing else, my vagina also kind of smells like garlic. So does my skin, my breath, and my hair.
Good thing my boyf likes garlic-flavored vagina. #potpsychology
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Two of mine are Kaufman and Feynman. I know how they are pronounced but I still never pronounce them correctly. And I should know better, because I have a last name that is usually mispronounced myself, and it's annoying. Plus you look like an idiot when you're talking about how much you love someone and someone points out that you're pronouncing their name wrong. #potpsychology
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11/14/09
@Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith: #potpsychology
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She uses it all. the. time. I have to keep reminding her that no matter how much she wants to make the new definition of OPP happen, Naughty By Nature have already claimed it, and she just has to give it up and stop humiliating herself! I am NOT down with the new definition of OPP! #potpsychology
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:( #potpsychology
11/06/09
But these women are beyond fair weather friends. They pick and attack each other to the point of being toxic. They are all losing their husbands b/c of this lack of authenticity and starvation for approval. Its truly a sad program now. I personally dont care if they go broke, because they have been, like most of the OC, living way above their means, overestimating their worths and not really working. I know they get a pretty paycheck from Bravo, but I guess it still cant pay for all those bedazzled tank tops. Thats the business I should go in, shilling that crap. #realhousewivesoftheocpremiere
11/06/09
Another thing that really bothers me is that all of the women try to look like the "hot" mom. They all dress like their daughters with the low-cut tops, the breast implants, and the caked on make-up. Try aging naturally ladies!
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Jeff DIED. All of us will DIE. It's incredibly sad for the people we leave behind, but "die" and "death" are not a dirty words or concepts that we need to be protected from. #realhousewivesoftheocpremiere
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Girls that snark on girls with "reputations" need to STFU. #realhousewivesoftheocpremiere