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FDA to Mull Over Viagra Drugs for Ladies at October Workshop. Yay.

There’s a joke that says if men needed birth control, the prescription would not only be free, it would come delicious flavors like cool ranch Doritos or artisanal salted caramel. The same goes for the Food and Drug Administration’s focus on female sexual dysfunction: there is little research on vaginas but plenty of… »8/14/14 4:30pm8/14/14 4:30pm

Congrats, Weak Boners! Viagra Now Available Directly from Its Website

Great news, erections! No longer will you have to drag your tired boner bodies all the way to the drug store to get your Viagra because Pfizer, in a first for the drug industry, is making that little $25 pill available on its website. Just type your prescription information into the keyboard and your supply will… »5/06/13 1:55pm5/06/13 1:55pm

Is the Magical Boner Pill Viagra Also the Answer to All Weight-Loss Dreams?

The science community has some unexpected good news for all the dead-eyed mouth-breathers out there staring down in the direction of the flaccid penises they can no longer see because their genitals have been smothered in a pyroclastic flow of groin fat that erupted from their bellies sometime during the Iran-Contra… »1/17/13 5:20pm1/17/13 5:20pm

The Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries Divorce Has Now Gone on 8,000 Times Longer than Their Actual Marriage

Seriously. Check the math. (DON'T CHECK THE MATH.) Unfortunately, it is also 8,000,000,000 times more boring than their actual marriage—which was, statistically, the most boring human activity in recorded memory. Anyhoo, Kim Kardashian is still trying to get the divorce finalized, but Kris Humphries refuses to… »11/28/12 8:10pm11/28/12 8:10pm

Female Viagra Is Almost Here and Will Be Available as a Nasal Spray

Despite a purported race among pharmaceutical companies to produce the first female Viagra, the progress in the field seems to be moving at a snail's pace. In the 14 years since the erectile dysfunction drug hit the market, women with Female Orgasmic Disorder (FOD) have basically had to deal with their partners' more… »10/29/12 11:55am10/29/12 11:55am

Ohio Lawmaker Proposes Legislation Aimed to Regulate Old Dicks

Ohio State Senator Nina Turner (Cleveland-D) has added her own piece of legislation to the growing body of dick-regulation measures proposed by lady lawmakers at their wit's end with conservative attempts to restrict women's access to comprehensive healthcare. Turner's bill — Senate Bill 307 — would require any man… »3/12/12 11:55pm3/12/12 11:55pm