The FDA Once Again Rejects 'Female Viagra'

It's not looking so great for the would-be "female Viagra," as Bloomberg News reports the FDA has rejected Sprout Pharmaceuticals' flibanserin pill. (Guess there's no need for a sexy brand name until you've bagged regulatory approval.) The agency just isn't convinced the "modest affect" of the drug outweighs potential side … » 12/11/13 6:05pm 12/11/13 6:05pm

Viagra May Give Men Boners, But It Won’t Give Them Happiness

In today's most breaking/shocking/sensational news, it turns out men who have been taking Viagra have not seen a significant improvement in their relationships or quality of life. Wait, what? You can't gain life-fulfilling contentment and a soul-stirringly deep relationship from simply ingesting the pill that sometimes … » 11/27/13 5:20pm 11/27/13 5:20pm

Meet Phil, the Sleazy Dick Pill Shill

Phil, also known as "The Legend," is the man you wish your man to not be like. He's married but all the hot young ladies are still after him, in his mind. Though he's married, he spends a lot time at the beach, alone. He runs. He does yoga. He has a gut. He has a calendar. And he may be the worst ad mascot since Burger… » 11/19/13 4:30pm 11/19/13 4:30pm

Experts Fear Too-Effective Female Viagra May Create Lust-Drunk Witches

Female viagra: if you make it, they will come. And then they will come again (and again, etc.). Then they will turn into orgasm-hungry monsters whose wild sex sprees will not stop until they are fornicating on the charred bones of the traditional American family unit. » 6/04/13 4:10pm 6/04/13 4:10pm

Congrats, Weak Boners! Viagra Now Available Directly from Its Website

Great news, erections! No longer will you have to drag your tired boner bodies all the way to the drug store to get your Viagra because Pfizer, in a first for the drug industry, is making that little $25 pill available on its website. Just type your prescription information into the keyboard and your supply will arrive … » 5/06/13 1:55pm 5/06/13 1:55pm

Is the Magical Boner Pill Viagra Also the Answer to All Weight-Loss…

The science community has some unexpected good news for all the dead-eyed mouth-breathers out there staring down in the direction of the flaccid penises they can no longer see because their genitals have been smothered in a pyroclastic flow of groin fat that erupted from their bellies sometime during the Iran-Contra… » 1/17/13 5:20pm 1/17/13 5:20pm

The Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries Divorce Has Now Gone on 8,000…

Seriously. Check the math. (DON'T CHECK THE MATH.) Unfortunately, it is also 8,000,000,000 times more boring than their actual marriage—which was, statistically, the most boring human activity in recorded memory. Anyhoo, Kim Kardashian is still trying to get the divorce finalized, but Kris Humphries refuses to… » 11/28/12 8:10pm 11/28/12 8:10pm

Remember When Women Took Viagra?

There was definitely a moment in time, around the turn of the century, when women began experimenting with Viagra to find out if it had the same kind of beneficial properties for them as it did for men. Couples partied with it, and studies found that there was no harm in trying the drug to see if it increased blood… » 11/15/12 11:15am 11/15/12 11:15am

Female Viagra Is Almost Here and Will Be Available as a Nasal Spray

Despite a purported race among pharmaceutical companies to produce the first female Viagra, the progress in the field seems to be moving at a snail's pace. In the 14 years since the erectile dysfunction drug hit the market, women with Female Orgasmic Disorder (FOD) have basically had to deal with their partners' more… » 10/29/12 11:55am 10/29/12 11:55am

Recreational Viagra Use Makes Dudes Bad in Bed

In today's Self-Fulfilling Prophesy news, researchers have found that men who don't need Viagra but take it anyway because they like how hard it makes their penises are dooming themselves to a future of self-doubt and the sexual floundering that comes with underconfidence. I guess in that way, recreational Viagra abuse … » 5/18/12 4:40pm 5/18/12 4:40pm

Quiet Down, Vaginas. The Boners Are Talking.

For both men and women, it's a fact of nature that our hormone levels fluctuate and drop as we age. These fluctuations can have plenty of deleterious side effects, including loss of bone density, mood swings, and low libido. In ladies, this transition is called menopause, and we quietly medicate it with hormone… » 5/04/12 4:20pm 5/04/12 4:20pm

Ohio Lawmaker Proposes Legislation Aimed to Regulate Old Dicks

Ohio State Senator Nina Turner (Cleveland-D) has added her own piece of legislation to the growing body of dick-regulation measures proposed by lady lawmakers at their wit's end with conservative attempts to restrict women's access to comprehensive healthcare. Turner's bill — Senate Bill 307 — would require any man… » 3/12/12 11:55pm 3/12/12 11:55pm

Your Sarcastic Dick-Related Legislation Roundup

With all this talk of personhood and vaginal punishment-probes and the general whorishness who use birth control that's paid for by insurance, a beautiful trend has arisen from the smoldering remains of common sense. Unable to fight fire with facts, progressive lawmakers facing dizzyingly retro abortion and… » 3/05/12 7:00pm 3/05/12 7:00pm