Oh, Mrs. Horst, I've SO been there. You probably thought you looked pretty cute leaving the house in those red shoes. Checked yourself out in the full-length mirror. Told yourself you're doing damn well for your age. AND THEN THEY PUT YOU NEXT TO HER. It's an unfair world.
But don't feel bad. Even Carla Bruni couldn't compete. #veteransday
@JerseyGrrrl: Story of my life. I once went to a Mary J. Blige concert wearing a see-through teeshirt and black camisole and thought I was a total badass. The woman next to me had on a leather mini skirt and thigh-high Louis Vuitton logo boots. #veteransday
@magnets: I have not grown to love them. But my Mom thinks she might actually have some sort of security device installed in them, in which case she can wear them. I guess. #veteransday
@Sandicomm: Oh if that shit is from the Spy Tech couture collection then the slightly off-point accessories game officially goes from endearing to epic. #veteransday
"While it is important and proper that we mark this day, it is far more important we spend all our days determined to keep the promises that we've made to all who answer this country's call."
@sybann: Don't make me want this! I don't want to be emotionally involved in another woman's uterus! (Except my sis, who's baking #2 at the moment.) #veteransday
I sleep on my stomach, with my arms curled up underneath me, balled fists under my chin, legs akimbo. Even if I fall asleep in some other position, that's how I wake up. Although I often have to wait a bit before I can use my hands or grip anything, it's how I'm most comfortable. I'm sure it's all sorts of wrong.
I find the Deaves very disturbing, and I worry about Jenny, and the effect this will have on her children. Surely they will find out about this, and imagine the torture other kids would put them through.
WTF Elizabeth? Looking for any excuse to jump on the soap box these days? So desperate to be heard, so little true understanding. It takes a lot of simmering rage for someone to completely ignore 90% of what someone is saying, like she did with Joy. Focusing on the monetary cost of the war my ass - Joy was talking about the loss of life and the poor treatment of veterans which should be an integral part of honoring said veterans. Seriously, she is just looking for a fight these days. Maybe she gets a little bonus for every frothing-at-the-mouth rant she goes on.
@hellodarling loves president obama!!!: I myself am having a torrid affair with Ground Chuck and have been playing footsies with his roommate, Hamburger Helper. When they finally figure out what's going on, worlds will collide. In deliciousness.
Ah shit, I don't need to be told that sleeping on my tummeh will ruin my health. It's already ruining Rod and Todd, with the insane ways I have to position them to get comfy. I can afford breast reduction nao?
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But don't feel bad. Even Carla Bruni couldn't compete. #veteransday
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I love that she sticks solidly to a proportion (empire styles or belts just above the natural waist) that really works for her. #veteransday
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-President Obama
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I am evil... #veteransday
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(Plus with the coat unbuttoned it just looks like the coat doesn't quite fit.) #veteransday
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But seriously - how awesome would that be? #veteransday
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Fuck. #veteransday
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I find the Deaves very disturbing, and I worry about Jenny, and the effect this will have on her children. Surely they will find out about this, and imagine the torture other kids would put them through.
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@CrossWord: Frozen corn is COMPLETELY included in "frozen veggies." Frozen corn is the inspiration for "frozen veggies." GIMME.
(Seriously, rice+beans+corn+hot sauce+a little soy sour cream to take down the heat = my favorite comfort meal, recession or no recession.)
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