@MediumMac: That could be pretty scary, though: Zombie Wilford Brimley, angry, stumbling through the woods, arms outstretched, flecks of oatmeal peppering his 'stache, yelling "Diabeetus! DIA-B E E T U S!!"
@randomnessish: isn't tween from 10-13? what they used to call pre-teen when I worked in retail. So Malia would qualify. Sasha is six, so she's definitely a little girl.
@Alabamaborn: As someone who frequently misspells things on these boards -- in spite of my constant use of the "preview comment" option -- I was tickled to see that a new boy band was founded in the course of your comment!
Also, Portia? That's how I felt when I married my husband, and we'd been living together for three years already. It stunned me, and it was lovely beyond words.
Why some people think that we should continue to deny that to certain people remains utterly beyond me. So keep talking ladies! The world will change if we just keep trying.
(In other news, I believe I may have Inauguration Fever).
I just read the People article about the Girl Who Booty Bumped and I have the biggest damn grin spread alllll across mah face. I love that girl! I love our President! Yay! Soooo happy to not have to say President Bush ever. again!
(And yes, I heard that, Jeb. And the answer is still a great big HELL no).
@ellaesther: Oh I don't know. former President Bush sounds nice, as would disgraced President Bush or stranded on the Lost island and eventually eaten by The Others President Bush.
Can't Michael Cera make a Faustian deal or something in which he agrees to be in the Arrested Development movie and then he'll never be type-cast as the awkward, dorky boyfriend ever again? I want my AD movie!
How in the world did Kelly Rutherford get pregnant again? She's only 3 or 4 months along. Did all this hatred just happen? Did they decide out of the blue to destroy each other? I don't understand!!
They both need to step back and look at the big picture. i.e., that little boy and baby-on-the-way!! Sometimes adults can be so stupid!!
@samethingwedoeverynightpinky: I thought that was pretty clever too. I still haven't named my hammies and I think I need to give up on clever and just pick some freaking names already...
But really, Katie Perry? No smoochies? Overreacting to the KP backlash, or recovering from breakup? hmm.
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Wait. I'm still holding out for Ted Mosby. We're cool.
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I seriously could NOT see him running through the woods, nightie or no. 'Stache flapping in the breeze, maybe.
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You know what else I hate hate hate? That I've seen Sasha and Malia described as "Tweens." They are still little girls, NOT tweens.
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She is not a fan of the Jonai, for which I am kinda proud - girlfriend thinks for herself!
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And they shall make beautiful little brown political-power-pop babies and the world will be at peace.
There I said it. I am channeling her secret diary.
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Puppies for everyone!
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Also, this thread is useless without pictures:
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*Ba dum CHING*
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I see what you did there.
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Why some people think that we should continue to deny that to certain people remains utterly beyond me. So keep talking ladies! The world will change if we just keep trying.
(In other news, I believe I may have Inauguration Fever).
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(And yes, I heard that, Jeb. And the answer is still a great big HELL no).
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They both need to step back and look at the big picture. i.e., that little boy and baby-on-the-way!! Sometimes adults can be so stupid!!
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But really, Katie Perry? No smoochies? Overreacting to the KP backlash, or recovering from breakup? hmm.
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