<![CDATA[Jezebel: vermont country store]]> http://tags.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jezebel.com.png <![CDATA[Jezebel: vermont country store]]> http://jezebel.com/tag/vermontcountrystore http://jezebel.com/tag/vermontcountrystore <![CDATA[No Sex Please, We're Old (And From Vermont)]]> We are not the only ones who noticed that the Vermont Country store, in addition to flannel nightgowns and rum cake, sells cock rings and vibrators.

Some long-time subscribers took note of the merchandise and the company has been inundated with letters. One customer wrote: "The intimate massagers are certainly not what will uplift the youth of America but instead will lead them to be perverted pleasure seekers. Please rethink what you are doing." Another cried: "I am one of the women who respects her God-given human femininity. These items are offensive to me." But! The "intimate solutions" offered by the catalog are selling. "It turns out they wanted these products, and they spoke with their wallets," says Cabot Orton, whose father owns the store. [AP]

Earlier: Vermont Country Whore
The Vermont Country Store: For Old Alcoholics & The Kids Who Enable Them

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<![CDATA[Vermont Country Whore]]> The other week, we received the Winter 2008 catalog of our favorite, old-skool mail-order retailer: the Vermont Country Store, "Purveyors Of the Practical & Hard-To-Find." On the cover? A charmingly-illustrated still life of a kitchen table, a steaming pot of tea and a plate of biscuits. "Come on in!" read the copy. "You'll find Garibaldi biscuits and so much more to warm up your winter." We'll say! Last night, eagle-eyed Jezebel reader Shelly clued us in to a few very practical winter warmers in the issue, namely, a selection of cock rings, arousal creams and vibrators, including a $30 "Dual Pleasure" device. Is this what the old folks are doing when they finish their booze-soaked lemon cake and take off their snap-front flannel nightgowns and reusable, super-absorbent men's briefs? [Vermont Country Store]

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<![CDATA[The Vermont Country Store: For Old Alcoholics & The Kids Who Enable Them]]> The Vermont Country Store catalog features a host of "oldies but goodies" — perfume from the 1920s, old-school hairdryers, hearing-aid compatible phones and footie pajamas. (Even that catalog-hating curmudgeon Andy Rooney would love it!) It also has gift suggestions for the grandchildren: Record players, board games, the beloved Big Wheel. In this extra-special Today In Catalogs, take a trip back in time to an era filled with chenille bedspreads, high-waisted underwear and booze-filled desserts, in a gallery which begins below. (Click on any picture to begin.)

Related: Rooney On Holiday Catalogs [CBSNews]

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