Meaty New Study Plunges 'Steak' into 'Vegetarians are Healthier' Lie

Tired of all those studies that claim that being a vegetarian is healthier/will save the environment or whatever? You're in luck, blessed carnivores, for Austria's Medical University of Graz has published a study concluding that vegetarians in fact are less healthy and have a lower quality of life than us normals.… » 4/02/14 7:10pm 4/02/14 7:10pm

Brace Yourself: Annoying Picky Eaters Are the Future of America

I have Always. Hated. Picky. Eaters. I've had boyfriends who wouldn't eat anything but "kid food," like chicken tenders or whatever. I know a guy who is weird about beans. I had a friend in school who couldn't handle any food being mixed together. It always irritated the ever-loving kale out of me, because UGH WHAT… » 9/26/13 11:30am 9/26/13 11:30am

World's Cutest Kid Explains Why He Doesn't Eat Octopus

I know we say things are the world's cutest or best every five minutes. There are two reasons for this: 1. We are hyperbolic, hysterical women; and 2. Things just keep getting better and better, baby! This time, we bring you the New Truth, in the form of the legit world's cutest kid FOR REAL, Luiz Antonio. Take it… » 6/02/13 8:30pm 6/02/13 8:30pm

Vegetarians Have Lower Rates of Heart Disease But First They Have to…

You've heard this before: Being a vegetarian is good for you. But a new study published in The American Journal of Clinical Nutrition really hammers home what leaving meat out of your diet can do. There were 44 thousand people in the study, and researchers found that vegetarians have a "32% lower heart disease risk… » 2/04/13 12:50pm 2/04/13 12:50pm

Vegetarian Farms Are Filled Placid Vegetable Animals

A new ad for the vegetarian brand Lightlife reimagines Old Macdonald's Farm as a Tim Burton-esque setting populated with animals composed of different vegetables, like walking, lowing, pecking jigsaw puzzles of plant matter. The commercial's vegetable animals are cute the way that Frankenweenie dog is cute, though,… » 9/13/12 11:15pm 9/13/12 11:15pm

Do More Men Really Go Vegan Because Of Pamela Anderson's Boobs?

Last month when I disclosed my prejudice against vegan guys, hackles were raised in the comments section about the manly men who love poon as much as they love quinoa. Well today's NY Times "Thursday Styles" section profiles one Johnny Diablo, who has made a career out of combining poon and quinoa: he opened a… » 3/27/08 2:30pm 3/27/08 2:30pm

Can Female Vegetarians And Male Carnivores Ever Find True Foodie Love?

"Vegetarians, and their Hezbollah-like splinter faction, the vegans... are the enemy of everything good and decent in the human spirit." Ha! That's Anthony Bourdain in the best-selling memoir Kitchen Confidential, and the writer/celebrity chef's famous phrase made an appearance in today's New York Times, which, on the… » 2/13/08 2:30pm 2/13/08 2:30pm

Is Anyone Surprised That Anne Heche Is Still Crazy?

  • Anne Heche's estranged husband goes out on a limb and calls her "mentally unstable." [People.com]
  • Consider yourself warned: Make faces at a dog, and the police may bust yo' ass. [ABC News]
  • We take some solace in the fact that apparently we needn't worry about bald eagles... [CNN]
  • ...Which is a good thing, because birds…
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