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    Vegetarians: You Are What You Eat

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    Image of ElleL ElleL
    11/13/09

    In reply to Vegetarians: You Are What You Eat
    Mmmm, ginger intestines. #vegetarianad
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    Image of KATE! KATE!
    11/13/09

    In reply to Vegetarians: You Are What You Eat
    this is for vegetarians?! WHERE ARE THE BOOBS?!

    boobs are the only reason i jumped on this bandwagon, people. dont make me reconsider. #vegetarianad
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Vegetarians: You Are What You Eat
    Mmm. Take those lungs, sprinkle them with olive oil and bake in oven until they brown. Seriously - that's the best way to eat cauliflower. #vegetarianad
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    11/13/09

    @Skellatrix: Thanks, I have to try this - I love cauliflower! #vegetarianad
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    Image of JLady JLady
    11/13/09

    In reply to Vegetarians: You Are What You Eat
    I prefer to think of my heart as a little jumble of raspberries. #vegetarianad
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    Image of DearJamie DearJamie
    11/13/09


    @JLady: Here you go. #vegetarianad
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    11/14/09

    @DearJamie: Eek! :D thanks! #vegetarianad
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    Image of rodmanstreet rodmanstreet
    11/13/09

    In reply to Vegetarians: You Are What You Eat
    You vegetarians do chew your food, don't you? #vegetarianad
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    Image of netfe netfe
    11/13/09

    @rodmanstreet: well yes, but we inhale cauliflowers. #vegetarianad
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    Image of Rare Affinity Rare Affinity
    11/13/09

    In reply to Vegetarians: You Are What You Eat
    If you are what you eat my innards are made up of lemon cupcakes, sweet bread rolls, bars of organic chocolate and cream cakes. #vegetarianad
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    11/13/09

    @Rare Affinity: Sounds delicious. #vegetarianad
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    Image of MalinaMango MalinaMango
    11/13/09

    In reply to Vegetarians: You Are What You Eat
    Apparently vegetarians do taste better, but I wouldn't go around advertising it. It's great for sexytimes, but not so good for those tricky situations when you're floating around the ocean in a lifeboat and your boatmates decide to eat you first. #vegetarianad
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Vegetarians: You Are What You Eat
    As a science nerd, I am pleased with the accuracy of cauliflower ends representing alveolar sacs. #vegetarianad
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    Image of Santos L Halper Santos L Halper
    11/13/09

    In reply to Vegetarians: You Are What You Eat
    I'm pretty sure I have 2 livers and a kidney growing in my backyard. Blackmarket? Or just drink myself into oblivion and just replace the ruined organs myself? Choices. #vegetarianad
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Vegetarians: You Are What You Eat
    I'm going to eat that eggplant with fava beans and a nice chianti #vegetarianad
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Vegetarians: You Are What You Eat
    So you're saying I should cannibalize my fellow man because their insides are tasty vegetables? Right on! #vegetarianad
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Vegetarians: You Are What You Eat
    Now I am seriously, seriously craving stir fry. I make a mean stir fry. Which is totally unhealthy because I throw those yummy, greasy Chinese noodles in. #vegetarianad
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    Image of bowleserised bowleserised
    11/13/09

    In reply to Vegetarians: You Are What You Eat
    As someone with a suspected stomach ulcer and constant, horrible heartburn, I can't decide if it's fitting or ironic that they used a tomato for the stomach. #vegetarianad
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    11/13/09

    @bowleserised: The tomato is the heart, I think. #vegetarianad
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    11/13/09

    @sarasasa: Trust, that's where you stomach is. I've become very aware of that fact over the last month. It's at the bottom of your oesophagus, surprisingly high up your body, right at the bottom edge of your rib cage. #vegetarianad
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    11/13/09

    In reply to Vegetarians: You Are What You Eat
    I feel like this actually accomplishes the opposite of what it wants to accomplish -- I mean, shouldn't my insides be made of meat? If being a vegetarian is going to turn them into vegetables, then maybe I should go back to eating hamburgers. #vegetarianad
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    Image of bluebears bluebears
    11/13/09

    In reply to Vegetarians: You Are What You Eat
    That is fairly unappetizing looking to me...

    eta: not because I hate veggies but because comparing them to human organs gives me the squicks.
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    Image of HarpMadness HarpMadness
    11/13/09

    @bluebears: I agree. I love veggies, but this is creeping me out. #vegetarianad
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    11/13/09

    @bluebears: At first, I couldn't decide if the intestines were shrimp, ginger, or maggots, so yeah I'm right there with you.

    Sorry for coming right out and saying it. Jezebel is my "safe place". #vegetarianad
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    11/13/09

    @SomeAuthorGirl: heh. #vegetarianad
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