I'm Vegan, and This Vegan Sellout Site Is Fucking Embarrassing

There's this awful website run by an idiot/swarm of idiots that lists people who used to be vegan and aren't now and is all "look at these ex-vegan sellouts!" in hopes of shaming those people into, uh, becoming vegan again? Because nothing says "we welcome you back with open arms!" like "you're a fucking asshole and we hope … » 7/03/13 1:40pm 7/03/13 1:40pm

World's Cutest Kid Explains Why He Doesn't Eat Octopus

I know we say things are the world's cutest or best every five minutes. There are two reasons for this: 1. We are hyperbolic, hysterical women; and 2. Things just keep getting better and better, baby! This time, we bring you the New Truth, in the form of the legit world's cutest kid FOR REAL, Luiz Antonio. Take it… » 6/02/13 8:30pm 6/02/13 8:30pm

Wherein PETA Tries to Get Your Attention With Vegetarian Dick

Here's a horrifying (and probably NSFW) ad promoting veganism for dudes as a way to increase their sexual stamina, which works by turning their previously sad, shriveled flesh junk into massive, phallic produce. I mean, that seems to be the real takeaway, no? Hey guys, with a plant-based diet, you will be able to leer … » 11/04/12 2:30pm 11/04/12 2:30pm

Children's Book Teaches Kids That Hamburgers Are 'Violent and Sad'

Ruby Roth has written a book for children, Vegan Is Love, which was featured on Today this morning. Inside, there are illustrations of animals hugging. There are also drawings of dead animals strung up and bleeding. Roth says, "My goal is not to scare any child." Roth has a stepdaughter, Akira, who declares: "My favorite … » 4/20/12 12:00pm 4/20/12 12:00pm

PETA Pulls Michelle Obama Ads • Cougars And Cubs Cruise Denied

• PETA announced it's taking down the unauthorized anti-fur ads featuring Michelle Obama. Now PETA members want the White House to do something for them: Demand that Ringling Bros. change the name of its newest elephant, Baby Barack. • » 1/12/10 5:40pm 1/12/10 5:40pm

Do More Men Really Go Vegan Because Of Pamela Anderson's Boobs?

Last month when I disclosed my prejudice against vegan guys, hackles were raised in the comments section about the manly men who love poon as much as they love quinoa. Well today's NY Times "Thursday Styles" section profiles one Johnny Diablo, who has made a career out of combining poon and quinoa: he opened a… » 3/27/08 2:30pm 3/27/08 2:30pm

Marc Jacobs Is In Ur Blog, Pissy-Fitting In Ur Commentz

  • So, Marc Jacobs hater/International Herald Tribune critic Suzy Menkes may have loooved Marc's show, but general MJ fangirl, the NY Times' Cathy Horyn, missed it altogether! Only to then check it out online and write, "[I] can see why some people found it a little slack." Only to then be responded to huffily, via the…
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Can Female Vegetarians And Male Carnivores Ever Find True Foodie Love?

"Vegetarians, and their Hezbollah-like splinter faction, the vegans... are the enemy of everything good and decent in the human spirit." Ha! That's Anthony Bourdain in the best-selling memoir Kitchen Confidential, and the writer/celebrity chef's famous phrase made an appearance in today's New York Times, which, on the… » 2/13/08 2:30pm 2/13/08 2:30pm