Paul Ryan Gosling Quotes Flown Over Rally for Actual Paul Ryan

Since Republican Presidential nominee Mitt Romney announced that he was choosing Wisconsin Congressman Paul Ryan as his running mate, all meme hell has broken loose. He looks like Eddie Munster! The American people are unimpressed and so is McKayla Maroney! But, most importantly, his last name is the same as the first… » 8/14/12 1:50pm 8/14/12 1:50pm

Crafty Republicans Want Mitt Romney to Pick Condi Rice as His Running…

All the Vice Presidential nominee speculation has caused presumed GOP Presidential nominee Mitt Romney to nearly short circuit with information overload. Which potential running mate will complement him, fill out the ticket, and give voters something to be excited about? Marco Rubio? Rick Santorum? Some other,… » 4/19/12 11:40am 4/19/12 11:40am

If Romney Were Smart Enough to Pick a Woman as His Running Mate, Who…

Mitt Romney's made it clear that he believes that corporations and zygotes deserve more rights than women, which is why it's not terribly surprising that female American voters say they prefer Barack Obama over the presumptive GOP nominee by 18 percentage points. To close that gap, it may make strategic sense for… » 4/12/12 11:20am 4/12/12 11:20am

Why in the World Would John McCain Tell Mitt Romney to Pick Sarah Palin…

Today, Arizona Senator John McCain told CBS This Morning that it's time for Rick Santourm to drop out of the race for the GOP Presidential nomination so Mitt Romney can get to focusing on the important stuff — like picking Sarah Palin as his running mate. Since John McCain probably hasn't forgotten about that one time… » 4/04/12 3:40pm 4/04/12 3:40pm

Former Republican Advisor Admits Sarah Palin Ruined Everything

A former John McCain advisor and Sarah Palin wrangler has admitted that thanks to the former Alaskan governor's disastrous turn as major party running mate, the chance that another woman will be nominated for Vice President is slim. Actually, scratch that: there's an Alaskan snowball's chance in hell that this year's… » 3/29/12 1:30pm 3/29/12 1:30pm

Barack Obama Caught Thinking About Other Women

One of the most depressing memes of the end of the Clinton campaign is the idea that it would be an insult to Hillary Clinton, Women and Feminism for Obama to consider asking another woman (like Kathleen Sebelius, pictured) to be his Vice President. As the "thinking" goes » 8/01/08 1:30pm 8/01/08 1:30pm, because Clinton came in second in the…