'No One Knows Dick-Shit' About Her Personal Life, Says Kristen Stewart

OH HOW I LOVE HER. Kristen Stewart continues to hoard all of the world's fucks in a massive underground ice lair, ne'er to be released, in a new interview with Vanity Fair France. Don't bother telling her what you think of her, because THE FUCKS ARE SECURE.

'No One Knows Dick-Shit' About Her Personal Life, Says Kristen Stewart

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