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    Image of Conchie Birdie Conchie Birdie
    10/31/09

    In reply to Jon Minus Hailey Plus Rabbi; Seacrest's Stalker Arrested As Miley's Goes Free
    Yet another reason why I love Tom.

    And yet another reason why Jon Gosselin is pure amateur at this 15 minutes game. Can he be original for once? Nope? Yeah, I didn't think so either.
    #jongosselin
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    10/31/09

    In reply to Jon Minus Hailey Plus Rabbi; Seacrest's Stalker Arrested As Miley's Goes Free
    i move for a gosselin gossip ban. #jongosselin
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Jon Minus Hailey Plus Rabbi; Seacrest's Stalker Arrested As Miley's Goes Free
    Is this the same Rabbi Schmuley who briefly had a family makeover show on TLC called Shalom in the Home? He seemed nice... #jongosselin
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Jon Minus Hailey Plus Rabbi; Seacrest's Stalker Arrested As Miley's Goes Free
    Didn't Jon and Kate start out as SuperChristins? What is he doing with a Rabbi for a spiritual advisor?

    Oh. Attention. Right. #jongosselin
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Jon Minus Hailey Plus Rabbi; Seacrest's Stalker Arrested As Miley's Goes Free
    Interesting that Jon has chosen the faux-Jewish route instead of the faux-Born Again route to public-image rehab. I await news of him changing his name to Yehuda and exchanging Kabbalah bracelets with Madge. Oy. #jongosselin
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    10/30/09

    @ihateyourescalade: He was (is?)already Born Again. The Gosselins even got invited to megachurches around the country to talk about how godly Christians who get blessed with sextuplets during fertility treatments and don't selectively reduce are blessed with relatively healthy babies. It's a Miracle! #jongosselin
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    10/30/09

    @yvanehtnioj: Oops. Double Oy! #jongosselin
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Jon Minus Hailey Plus Rabbi; Seacrest's Stalker Arrested As Miley's Goes Free
    Dear Hailey,
    Bullet. Dodged. Now go back to your normal life and lets never speak of this again.

    Sincerely,
    Phantom Lady #jongosselin
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    Image of curiousgeorgiana curiousgeorgiana
    10/30/09

    In reply to Jon Minus Hailey Plus Rabbi; Seacrest's Stalker Arrested As Miley's Goes Free
    Hailey-- consider this a gift from the gods that be. Now stay the fuck away from him. There's nothing there but pain and crazy. #jongosselin
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Jon Minus Hailey Plus Rabbi; Seacrest's Stalker Arrested As Miley's Goes Free
    Tom Hanks' is totes making up for his "long hair" phase. #jongosselin
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Jon Minus Hailey Plus Rabbi; Seacrest's Stalker Arrested As Miley's Goes Free
    I could not possibly care less about A-Rod, the Yankees, or baseball, but the centaur thing made me positively SNORT with laughter. That's just too good.

    Although if I was going to be immortalized in portraiture as a mythological creature, I'd pick Medusa. #jongosselin
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    Image of J.D.Regent J.D.Regent
    10/30/09

    @pssshwhatever: that's badass. I'd go for a nice, pornified mermaid. Preferably with dolphin consorts. #jongosselin
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    Image of Sophie needs to study...damn Sophie needs to study...damn
    10/30/09

    In reply to Jon Minus Hailey Plus Rabbi; Seacrest's Stalker Arrested As Miley's Goes Free
    I don't mind making mistakes. I just can't live with anyone else's mistakes.
    Posh should seriously consider a new career in American politics. She'd fit right in. #jongosselin
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    10/30/09

    In reply to Jon Minus Hailey Plus Rabbi; Seacrest's Stalker Arrested As Miley's Goes Free
    If Hailey Glassman and Levi Johnston got together, it would be a starfucker explosion. #jongosselin
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    10/30/09

    @morninggloria: A class B supernova. And only a matter of time. #jongosselin
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    Image of Maritsa Maritsa
    10/30/09

    @morninggloria: But neither one of them have ever fucked stars. #jongosselin
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    Image of yvanehtnioj yvanehtnioj
    10/30/09

    In reply to Jon Minus Hailey Plus Rabbi; Seacrest's Stalker Arrested As Miley's Goes Free
    I'm confused by Chaz's quote that "Our relationship always modeled a heterosexual relationship, emotionally and intellectually. So now it does physically as well."

    What emotional and intellectual differences are there between hetero- and homosexual relationships? #jongosselin
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    Image of Sister Toldja Sister Toldja
    10/31/09

    @yvanehtnioj: It's hard for me to reconcile his support of hetronormativity when he did something (which I do support) in having gender reassignment surgery which is very left of the "men are this" women are that" thinking. Like, I kinda get what he's saying but it's just not....I don't know. You know? #jongosselin
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    10/31/09

    @Sister Toldja: Yeah, I think that J.D.'s interpretation might end up be closer to the mark in terms of what he actually meant. It's just amazingly poorly worded, and I expect more sensitivity to gender issues from him than that. #jongosselin
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Jon Minus Hailey Plus Rabbi; Seacrest's Stalker Arrested As Miley's Goes Free
    Hey Chaz Bono, what exactly does it mean to model a heterosexual relationship "emotionally and intellectually"? Are you the smartie 'cause you're the man and she spends all day weeping and PMSing? I'm not quite sure what you are implying... #jongosselin
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    10/30/09

    @Lazy Line Painter Jane: I'm inclined to give him more credit than that and assume that he meant that intellectually and emotionally they both accepted him as a man and the relationship as hetero, but it wasn't "true" physically until now. #jongosselin
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    10/30/09

    @J.D.Regent: I see what you mean, but I re-read the quote "Our relationship always modeled a heterosexual relationship, emotionally and intellectually" which is different than saying "intellectually and physically we always thought of me as a man."
    So I'm still not sure. #jongosselin
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Jon Minus Hailey Plus Rabbi; Seacrest's Stalker Arrested As Miley's Goes Free
    5 bucks says A-Rod's one night stand googled "half man, half horse" before she figured out what a centaur is. #jongosselin
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    10/30/09

    In reply to Jon Minus Hailey Plus Rabbi; Seacrest's Stalker Arrested As Miley's Goes Free
    For a second I was like "John Krasinski? Wait, wasn't he already married?". Then I remembered The Office is a TV show. #jongosselin
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    10/30/09

    @sarasasa: I have a really hard time separating everyone on The Office from their characters. It's kind of sad. #jongosselin
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