Pastel Suits, Rose Mullets, and a Thousand Miss Kentuckys at The Derby

This Saturday marked the 141st running of the Kentucky Derby, an event near and dear to my heart because I am from Kentucky and... I went to the Derby one time. It was cool! Anyway, this year’s race was host to a record-breaking crowd of over 170,000 mint julep-totin’, fancy hat wearin’ Southerners and a bunch of… »5/04/15 4:45pm5/04/15 4:45pm


Janet Jackson Quit Showbiz and Converted To Islam, I Guess

As Janet Jackson herself predicted in 2001: Maybe we'll meet at a bar / He'll drive a funky car / Maybe he'll be a Qatari-born retail billionaire / And I'll convert to Islam. Sure enough, rumor has it that Jackson has retired from show business for good and adopted the religion of her husband Wissam al-Mana, who she… »4/20/13 11:30am4/20/13 11:30am

Lindsay Lohan Falls Victim To Hilarious Morgue Prank

As if Lindsay Lohan's life were not difficult enough, she reportedly got pranked while doing her community service at the morgue. According to a "morgue insider" (what a prestigious position!), some mischievous coworkers put a bloodied rubber hand in one of the trash cans, and when poor Linds emptied it, it bounced… »11/20/11 11:00am11/20/11 11:00am