Uh, so, apparently MySpace is back? And the hip kids are all about it? Pharrell, Riff Raff and some other ethnically diverse/super chic/ill-kempt youths are in the promo video, and last night at the El Rey theater in Los Angeles, celebs partied to celebrate the "relaunch" of the brand. Dress code: Cool…
Vanessa Hudgens has taken her "Spring Breakers" role to heart, adopting the fluorescent neon tackiness of Harmony Korine's vision and incorporating it into her new music video for her song she performs with L.A.'s "trendy" girl group, YLA. Titled "$$$ex," (in case you didn't know it was 2013), the song pays homage to…
Bet you did Nazi this coming! Publicists/the fates diced and soaked locally-sourced ingredients for a gazpacho of Internet greatness when Justin Bieber stopped by Amsterdam's Anne Frank House on his European tour. He wrote in the museum guestbook:
So THIS is The Best, Inc.: Amy Poehler has oh-so-quietly been dating fellow comedian Nick Kroll of The League and Best Week Ever. The two nommed on food at a restaurant on Sunset Boulevard, and "sources" (a busboy? a napkin ring? O'Brien from Downton Abbey?!?! WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE) say that it wasn't the first date…
While Jon Hamm is known for leaving only one thin layer of clothing between us and him, which has left an indelible large-phallus-shaped imprint on the Internet/cultural landscape/your dreams, AMC is concerned that our more-than-passing acquaintance with his scrote is distracting us from all the Serious Acting that…
Sitting in a movie theater over the weekend, waiting for Spring Breakers to start, there were a bunch of groups of guys entering the theater, and just a few women. Makes sense: The trailer and posters promised guns and bikinis. And for those of us hoping for a glimmer of girl-power from a flick with four female stars,…
The fashion was all over the place at last night's Spring Breakers at ArcLight Cinemas Hollywood: The red carpet saw cute dresses, elegant gowns, and Marilyn Manson.
In the immortal words of R. Kelly, after the show it's the after party. Last night, Oscar-nominated A-list celebs flocked to the Vanity Fair bash, where they mingled with TV stars and luminaries of the music world. The dress code was half pretty, half sexy. It was a night of many beautiful mammaries. Some ladies let…
Woot! After a five-month leave of absence to undergo a bone marrow transplant for a rare blood disorder, Robin Roberts has returned to Good Morning America, opening with: "I have been waiting 174 days to say this: 'Good Morning America." She added: "I keep pinching myself and I realize this is real. This is actually…
This is actually what Gen. Kurtz is referring to when he cries "The horror, the horror!" at the end of Heart Of Darkness: the exploits of the Klardashiarns take a bizarre turn on the upcoming episode of Kourtney and Kim Take Miami when Kourtney Kardashian dribbles some fresh breast milk onto Kim Kardashian's…
Finally, the film you've been waiting for: Spring Breakers. In which former Disney stars Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens join Pretty Little Liars' Ashley Benson strip down for some ominous fun in the sun. In which James Franco does his best Riff Raff. In which Gucci Mane acts. The Harmony Korine-directed flick…
Some mole over in Justin Bieber's camp say that the B33bz is pissing off his record label and his assorted grown-up servants by being a lazy, ungrateful little stoner, just like—wait for it—an eighteen-year-old boy. Truly shocking. My monocle just fell plumb off my face.
There is no better way to deal with…
I think it was Tolstoy who wrote, "Happy families are all alike, but Kardashians are all different kinds of bacterial strains of fame-grubber." Here is their Christmas card, which features dearly departed Persian kitten Mercy (RIP) sitting unhappily in something that looks like it came from Ikea and is maybe called a…
To kick off her 777 tour, Rihanna's taken 200 bloggers and journalists on a Boeing 777 for a week. I've used my crack investigative skills to determine that everyone is getting fucked up and having a good time. At one point, Ri-Ri personally served cognac. One of the writers, Julieanne Smolinski, has a quick Q&A…
The Star reported that while filming the upcoming thriller Frozen Ground, Nicolas Cage freaked former Disney Pop Tart Vanessa Hudgens the fuck out to the point where "she begged directors to banish him from the set." Sources close to Hudgens say that he would apparently show up to watch her on days where he wasn't…
Macaulay Culkin has been looking pretty gaunt and disheveled lately, and last night he flaked on his monthly DJ gig at New York City's Le Poisson Rouge. A club employee said that "something just came up and he couldn't make it," and Culkin's spokesperson insists he's in good health, so it's possible he just wasn't in…
[In the new movie Gimme Shelter, VH plays a pregnant teen who becomes homeless when her white-collar, Wall Street dad (Brendan Fraser) disagrees with her decision to have the baby. Newark, NJ, July 16. Images via Splash.]
Ah, the Coachella Music Festival, where folks flock to the desert and pay big bucks to pretend they're at Woodstock! Over the weekend, High School Musical sweetheart/Disney juggernaut Vanessa Hudgens attended the event with boyfriend Josh Hutcherson (from The Kids Are All Right). Vanessa, clad in ridiculously…
Rupert Murdoch's tabloid magazine British Sunday has issued an official apology for hacking into voice mails of celebrities, politicians, and "royal household staff." The weekly paper has offered compensation and "apologized unreservedly" for the "unacceptable hacking." Apparently, The New York Times had alleged in a…
Betty White blasts Lindsay (Lohan) and Charlie Sheen for their "over-the-top lifestyles", says they "grumble" about everything: "They party too much, don't learn their lines, are unprofessional, and they grumble about everything. I think they are terribly ungrateful." I don't know about you, but I'd kind of like to…
