American Eagle Uses Bullshit Holiday to Launch Bullshit Marketing Campaign 

Today is National Coffee Day, because for-profit organizations that sell coffee keep telling us so. The exact details of how National Coffee Day began are shaky, (because I didn’t look and it doesn’t matter) but I assume that Starbucks and a bunch of coffee manufacturers got together and decided that, dammit, it’s… »9/29/15 4:50pm9/29/15 4:50pm

Kate Mulgrew Is in a Doc that Argues the Sun Revolves Around the Earth

Um, so, wait, what, who? Who what now? Did when? Why? What!? The beloved and iconic Kate Mulgrew—of Star Trek: Voyager and Orange Is the New Black—has reportedly narrated a new documentary, produced by virulent anti-Semite and Holocaust denier Robert Sungenis, promoting the idea that the sun revolves around the earth.… »4/07/14 8:00pm4/07/14 8:00pm

Watch Vanessa Hudgens' New Music Video Called, Wait for It, '$$$ex'

Vanessa Hudgens has taken her "Spring Breakers" role to heart, adopting the fluorescent neon tackiness of Harmony Korine's vision and incorporating it into her new music video for her song she performs with L.A.'s "trendy" girl group, YLA. Titled "$$$ex," (in case you didn't know it was 2013), the song pays homage to… »5/03/13 7:50pm5/03/13 7:50pm

Cleavage, Sideboob and See-Through Dresses at the Vanity Fair Oscar Party

In the immortal words of R. Kelly, after the show it's the after party. Last night, Oscar-nominated A-list celebs flocked to the Vanity Fair bash, where they mingled with TV stars and luminaries of the music world. The dress code was half pretty, half sexy. It was a night of many beautiful mammaries. Some ladies let… »2/25/13 4:40pm2/25/13 4:40pm

Robin Roberts Back at GMA, Will Interview Michelle Obama

Woot! After a five-month leave of absence to undergo a bone marrow transplant for a rare blood disorder, Robin Roberts has returned to Good Morning America, opening with: "I have been waiting 174 days to say this: 'Good Morning America." She added: "I keep pinching myself and I realize this is real. This is actually… »2/20/13 9:00am2/20/13 9:00am