Kate Mulgrew Is in a Doc that Argues the Sun Revolves Around the Earth

Um, so, wait, what, who? Who what now? Did when? Why? What!? The beloved and iconic Kate Mulgrew—of Star Trek: Voyager and Orange Is the New Black—has reportedly narrated a new documentary, produced by virulent anti-Semite and Holocaust denier Robert Sungenis, promoting the idea that the sun revolves around the earth.… » 4/07/14 8:00pm 4/07/14 8:00pm

Bedraggled, Jacked-Up Derelicte Chic at the MySpace Party

Uh, so, apparently MySpace is back? And the hip kids are all about it? Pharrell, Riff Raff and some other ethnically diverse/super chic/ill-kempt youths are in the promo video, and last night at the El Rey theater in Los Angeles, celebs partied to celebrate the "relaunch" of the brand. Dress code: Cool… » 6/13/13 12:50pm 6/13/13 12:50pm

Watch Vanessa Hudgens' New Music Video Called, Wait for It, '$$$ex'

Vanessa Hudgens has taken her "Spring Breakers" role to heart, adopting the fluorescent neon tackiness of Harmony Korine's vision and incorporating it into her new music video for her song she performs with L.A.'s "trendy" girl group, YLA. Titled "$$$ex," (in case you didn't know it was 2013), the song pays homage to… » 5/03/13 7:50pm 5/03/13 7:50pm

Amy Poehler Is Dating Nick Kroll, Much to Our Delight

So THIS is The Best, Inc.: Amy Poehler has oh-so-quietly been dating fellow comedian Nick Kroll of The League and Best Week Ever. The two nommed on food at a restaurant on Sunset Boulevard, and "sources" (a busboy? a napkin ring? O'Brien from Downton Abbey?!?! WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE) say that it wasn't the first date… » 4/02/13 9:00am 4/02/13 9:00am

Spring Breakers: Being Bad Feels Pretty Good

Sitting in a movie theater over the weekend, waiting for Spring Breakers to start, there were a bunch of groups of guys entering the theater, and just a few women. Makes sense: The trailer and posters promised guns and bikinis. And for those of us hoping for a glimmer of girl-power from a flick with four female stars,… » 3/18/13 5:40pm 3/18/13 5:40pm

Cleavage, Sideboob and See-Through Dresses at the Vanity Fair Oscar…

In the immortal words of R. Kelly, after the show it's the after party. Last night, Oscar-nominated A-list celebs flocked to the Vanity Fair bash, where they mingled with TV stars and luminaries of the music world. The dress code was half pretty, half sexy. It was a night of many beautiful mammaries. Some ladies let… » 2/25/13 4:40pm 2/25/13 4:40pm

Robin Roberts Back at GMA, Will Interview Michelle Obama

Woot! After a five-month leave of absence to undergo a bone marrow transplant for a rare blood disorder, Robin Roberts has returned to Good Morning America, opening with: "I have been waiting 174 days to say this: 'Good Morning America." She added: "I keep pinching myself and I realize this is real. This is actually… » 2/20/13 9:00am 2/20/13 9:00am

This One Time, Kourtney Kardashian Dribbled Some Breast Milk Onto Kim's…


This is actually what Gen. Kurtz is referring to when he cries "The horror, the horror!" at the end of Heart Of Darkness: the exploits of the Klardashiarns take a bizarre turn on the upcoming episode of Kourtney and Kim Take Miami when Kourtney Kardashian dribbles some fresh breast milk onto Kim Kardashian's » 1/26/13 11:30am 1/26/13 11:30am

Girls Behaving Badly and James Franco With Cornrows: The Spring Breakers

Finally, the film you've been waiting for: Spring Breakers. In which former Disney stars Selena Gomez and Vanessa Hudgens join Pretty Little Liars' Ashley Benson strip down for some ominous fun in the sun. In which James Franco does his best Riff Raff. In which Gucci Mane acts. The Harmony Korine-directed flick… » 1/17/13 12:15pm 1/17/13 12:15pm

The Kardashian Christmas Card Looks Like a Tampon Ad

I think it was Tolstoy who wrote, "Happy families are all alike, but Kardashians are all different kinds of bacterial strains of fame-grubber." Here is their Christmas card, which features dearly departed Persian kitten Mercy (RIP) sitting unhappily in something that looks like it came from Ikea and is maybe called a… » 12/18/12 9:00am 12/18/12 9:00am

Rihanna Commandeers a Plane, Gets Journalists Wasted

To kick off her 777 tour, Rihanna's taken 200 bloggers and journalists on a Boeing 777 for a week. I've used my crack investigative skills to determine that everyone is getting fucked up and having a good time. At one point, Ri-Ri personally served cognac. One of the writers, Julieanne Smolinski, has a quick Q&A » 11/16/12 9:00am 11/16/12 9:00am

Nicolas Cage's Hairline Denies Creeping on Vanessa Hudgens

The Star reported that while filming the upcoming thriller Frozen Ground, Nicolas Cage freaked former Disney Pop Tart Vanessa Hudgens the fuck out to the point where "she begged directors to banish him from the set." Sources close to Hudgens say that he would apparently show up to watch her on days where he wasn't… » 9/08/12 11:30am 9/08/12 11:30am