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    Oh, Fuck It.

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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    07/31/09

    In reply to Oh, Fuck It.
    Or in the inimitable words of the late George Carlin: "Simon says, go fuck yourself!"
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    07/31/09

    In reply to Oh, Fuck It.
    all I know about the f word I learned from this.
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    Image of CollegeCamel CollegeCamel
    07/31/09

    @envirodesigner: Haha yess, I was going to post that if no one else did!

    "Why don't you go play hide and go fuck yourself?"
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    Image of wtfox?! wtfox?!
    07/31/09

    @envirodesigner: This is one of my most favorite things in the entire world. Use this unique, flexible word more often in your daily speech! It will identify the quality of your character immediately!
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    07/31/09

    @envirodesigner: Great full-length documentary!
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    07/31/09

    In reply to Oh, Fuck It.

    Should I fucking start a fucking anteater thread? Where the fuck is Chritter?
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    07/31/09


    @save jinger:
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    07/31/09

    @BabyJane:
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    Image of chritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfish chritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfish
    07/31/09

    @save jinger: Here I am.

    Image FAIL.
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    07/31/09


    @chritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfish:
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    07/31/09


    @save jinger:
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    @save jinger:
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    07/31/09


    @chritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfish:
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    @save jinger:
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    07/31/09

    @chritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfish:
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    07/31/09


    @save jinger: The caption is cropped out!

    IS IT TOO MUCH TO ASK TO HAVE SOME ANTS ON THE TABLE WHEN I GET HOME, DOLORES?
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    @chritter is a nocturnal feminist mancatfish:
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    Image of Skellatrix Skellatrix
    07/31/09

    In reply to Oh, Fuck It.
    I have a friend who used to say, "that fuck is too loud. Shut it up."
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    07/31/09

    In reply to Oh, Fuck It.
    You can avoid this conundrum by saying, "Fuck you right in the ear."
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    Image of Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon. Everything MidnightBikeRide does is a balloon.
    07/31/09

    In reply to Oh, Fuck It.
    It's obviously the second one.
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    07/31/09

    In reply to Oh, Fuck It.
    I fucking love that anteater. And the rest of you can shut the holy fuck up.


    Fuck!
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    Image of Mafalda para Presidente Mafalda para Presidente
    07/31/09

    In reply to Oh, Fuck It.
    In Spanish, the equivalent of the versatile English "fuck" is "chingar", which can be conjugated/modified to be a verb, noun, expression of exasperation, impatience, triumph, pain, happiness. The uses are endless and so are the meanings. It's truly a linguists' nightmare.
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    Image of casi nadie (loves MCC forever) casi nadie (loves MCC forever)
    07/31/09

    @Mafalda para Presidente: What's worse is trying to explain the difference in connotation between chingar and joder to a non-Spanish speaker. And then throw in coger, in some countries . . .
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    07/31/09

    @casi nadie (é o português de Curly Crown): coger caused me many a red face while I was in Spain... my Argy self was a bit flustered to be told "coge esto, niña"
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    07/31/09

    @casi nadie (é o português de Curly Crown): ha ha ha. i love joder. mr. b'ham and i are notorious for retorting (to anything, really) with "entonces... jodete!"
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    Image of CurtCole CurtCole
    07/31/09

    In reply to Oh, Fuck It.
    "Fucking shut the fuck up."
    That sounds like me after a long night of drinking.
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    Image of dripdrop dripdrop
    07/31/09

    In reply to Oh, Fuck It.
    You just made this Linguistics minor's day!

    And there's sentence diagramming? Oh joy!!
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    Image of casi nadie (loves MCC forever) casi nadie (loves MCC forever)
    07/31/09

    In reply to Oh, Fuck It.
    Awww, it's chritter.

    And I love having arguments about the semantic nature of fuck.
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