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OneTwoPunch
12/04/09

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Wow. Just. Wow.

Who!? What!? And..WHERE?! G-d where was this created?!
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bonniegrrl
02/06/09

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What no glitter?
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sweetnsassy2
02/06/09

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Book Report Project gone very wrong.
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Rooo sez BISH PLZ
02/06/09

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Oh.

John Ringo, no.
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LadySoprano is a Fat-Fighting Superwoman
02/06/09

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Womb with an EWWWWW.
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tscheese
02/06/09

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The last time I wanted to do this, I just asked Gordon Freeman for a freshly-killed headcrab. Then I blanched it briefly in boiling water, peeled it, filleted it, and stuffed it with black pudding.

Mine didn't have a baby creamcheese headcrab inside, though. Oh well. Maybe next time.
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la.donna.pietra
02/06/09

@tscheese: You have to wait until May to get the baby headcrab. Mating season, y'know.
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Ipomoea
02/06/09

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For Christmas, I promised my 12-year-old sister-in-law that we'd do a day trip to Forks and do the Twilight tour. So help me God, if I see this in a gift shop, we're going to leave so fast her head will spin.
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exelizabeth
02/06/09

@Ipomoea:: My good friend is going to Forks with his cousin this weekend, and I totally emailed him this post. He will now be referring to Edward as "Sparkles."
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Dottie Gale
02/06/09

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You know those horror stories of tumors that grow teeth and hair?

That's what this looks like--not a warm, cozy, nurturing womb.

It also looks like a satanic geode.
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tscheese
02/06/09

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Actually, it looks a little bit like stuffed cabbage. And now I'm hungry. For the blood of stuffed cabbages.

I am the only human being on the planet who could look at this and think of appetizing things.
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Hazel
02/06/09

@tscheese: Wasn't there a book about a vampire bunny why ate cabbage? Bunnicula or something?
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megnificent
02/06/09

@tscheese: You're not alone. It kind of reminded me of a sick, twisted Mardi Gras king cake complete with baby baked inside. CLearly, my blood sugar level is low.

@Hazel: Several books! I remember them fondly.
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Nuckin Futz for you
02/06/09

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Ha I just emailed this to my two girlfriends who are huge fans with a warning that should I see something like this, to the looney bin they go. They think I'm kidding (readies nerf gun packed with nets)
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BabyJane
02/06/09

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It looks like a coconut that has gone bad.
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Trashtastic
02/06/09

@BabyJane: Wait...coconuts go bad?!
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BabyJane
02/06/09

@Trashtastic: Now with Eggs!:Ha! I assume so? It's what I picture a rotten coconut to look like anyway!
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tscheese
02/06/09

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Looks like ol' Bella has been cheating with Domo-kun.
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Glitterbug (likes life shaken, not stirred)
02/06/09

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I read the books, saw the film, thought Robert Pattison was hot, but furry fake wombs, I'm afraid, are just too much for me.
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Remedios Varo can't see no huevos.
02/06/09

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This makes me uncomfortable and that's coming from a person thinks it's funny to make fleece uteri and is surrounded by vagina art when she works at the campus women's resource center.
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Hazel
02/06/09

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Ok, here's what I want to know: Once youve made something like this, what do you do with it? Do you put it on a shelf? Do you show it to your mom and ask her to hang it on the fridge?
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TheFormerJuneBronson
02/06/09

@Hazel: I think you leave it in your room when you move away to college, and then years later it turns up in a box from your parents' attic and you think about what a freak you once were.
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tscheese
02/06/09

@Hazel: Probably you post pictures of it to your Deviantart or Livejournal or Tumblr and all your creepy friends ululate and adulate over how cool you are and how you really "get" Bella and how you are the best Twilight fan. I think it is also a competition and you get a ribbon for "Best Felted Womb." It is like the State Fair for icky Twilight derivatives, except with less chickens and pumpkins.
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hatepaperdoll
02/06/09

@Hazel: It goes on the shrine.
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Eeva
02/06/09

@Hazel: You travel several thousand miles on foot to wherever the sequel is being filmed and get Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart to sign it with their character's names; immediately afterwards you die happy.
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Hazel
02/06/09

@Eeva: I like that one the best. Or the worst. I really don't know what is going on here.
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