Jezebel: vampire

Bloody Hell: Vampire Almost Out Of Time

Dodai — Fri, 21 Aug 2009 12:50:00 EDT

[Los Angeles, August 20. Image via INFDaily.]

True Blood: "I'd Die If I Wasn't Already Dead"

Dodai — Mon, 29 Jun 2009 11:00:00 EDT

Teen vamp angst is actually pretty cute, but where did homegirl get a curling iron?

Props to Jessica for bringing the guy home and making the first move and just generally being more entertaining than anyone else in this otherwise very lame episode. Although seeing Jason Stackhouse have homoerotic nightmares about a naked vamp in his bed and hearing the Reverend say, "Sarah doesn't whip out her pudding for just anybody" were also highlights. Still: Lafayette is not a vamp. Foaming-at-the-mouth Sookie is as annoying as naggy Sookie. And Maryann's Bacchanalia complete with pig, booze and gratuitous nudity was, in fact, boring. The only intrigue? The bullheaded-thing that scratched Sookie, and Jessica and Hoyt's budding romance (clip above).

Things That Suck

Dodai — Thu, 12 Mar 2009 13:40:00 EDT

Since there's nothing a red-blooded American man loves more than sparkly vampires, Robert Pattinson is on the April cover of GQ. Inside, he says, "Okay, I fucked Joe Jonas. I love him." [JustJared]

Double Takes

Dodai — Thu, 24 Jul 2008 10:45:00 EDT

At left is the promo poster for Diablo Cody's new flick, Jennifer's Body. At right, the poster for the new HBO series TrueBlood. Are there any new ideas out there? The future of vampire projects is at stake! Heh. [The.Life Files]

Oh and PS: Here's an old photo of Angelina Jolie: