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    Image of sybann sybann
    01/30/09

    In reply to Alan Cumming Comments On The President's Penis
    Dear Alan Cumming (HEEEEEE!),


    Don't encourage us.


    KTHNXbai

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    Image of Scout Scout
    01/30/09

    In reply to Alan Cumming Comments On The President's Penis
    Oh Alan, you make me laugh


    Did anyone watch the season of The L Word where he
    was just....my goodness!

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    01/30/09

    In reply to Alan Cumming Comments On The President's Penis
    If it were anyone but Alan Cumming saying that I'd be grossed out. As it is, he's kind of like a wacky uncle who says crazy shit, but who is completely adorable anyway, and all I can say is "Oh, Alan". XD
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    Image of wordinedgewise wordinedgewise
    01/30/09

    In reply to Alan Cumming Comments On The President's Penis
    can we discuss how yet again an old white man has been chosen to perform at the super bowl? how many years in a row has it been now since the whole boobgate debacle?
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    01/30/09

    @wordinedgewise: also omg house of style please let this be true!
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    Image of hanny hanny
    01/30/09

    In reply to Alan Cumming Comments On The President's Penis
    Maybe I am bat-shit crazy but I don't get why Evan Rachel Wood is being so so vigorous in her denials of a clinch with rourke. Apart from thinking that the lady doth protest too much I think he's kind of awesome. I mean, you know, I think I would. I wouldn't ever want to get in the way of him making it with Bai Ling but there's something so beaten up about him that is - worryingly- alluring for me. Christ. I did just admit that.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    01/30/09

    @hanny: It's okay. Your secret's safe with me.
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    Image of BlondeGrlz BlondeGrlz
    01/30/09

    In reply to Alan Cumming Comments On The President's Penis
    I like to think the baseball blind item is Derek Jeter and no amount of proof will convince me otherwise.
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    Image of Kivrin Kivrin
    01/30/09

    In reply to Alan Cumming Comments On The President's Penis
    Crohn's disease is no joke, but I don't know what Mike McCready thinks the WA lawmakers are gonna do about it -- install special Porta-Potties just for people with GI issues?
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    01/30/09

    In reply to Alan Cumming Comments On The President's Penis
    There's this huge billboard in Times Square promoting Kanye's new album. On it, he's surrounded by sad cartoons and a sad sad distorted Valentine's heart is kind of twirling around him and he has the saddest sad old man glasses and he's wearing the saddest sad grey clothes. The sad glasses make his sad eyes look super, super shiny anime-huge and sad. Kanye is so sad. It's a wonder he can muster up enough energy to break Macbook Airs and talk about being a nuclear power in all his sadness.
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    01/30/09

    In reply to Alan Cumming Comments On The President's Penis
    Lauren Graham, I love you. Please escape that nonsense now.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    01/30/09

    @missteenwordpower: Agreed.
    Let It Go...I already have!
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    Image of fluxus flucker fluxus flucker
    01/30/09

    In reply to Alan Cumming Comments On The President's Penis
    As a loose rule, I don't go to reunion shows. But, Jane's Addiction concerts are among the high-lights of my youth. Maybe I'll try to win tickets off the radio. Because you know that shit won't be cheap. They'll have to outdo previous tours: stadiums filled with lights, tight-ropes, and of course contortionist strippers.
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    01/30/09

    @crampyscamp: i'm all reunion-concerted out. it always bums me out when not only are the tickets for these reunion shows insanely overpriced, but so is the merchandise and only takes cash for payment. nice way for the band to make their dollars and dodge the tax man.
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    Image of AuntieBee AuntieBee
    01/30/09

    In reply to Alan Cumming Comments On The President's Penis
    All this Slumdog Millionaire back and forth is making my head spin. Then I had a moment of clarity. If someone made a movie that was surrounded with buzz all around the world and everyone was watching and talking about it about Canada... well, there'd be a bunch of people saying it was an awesome thing and a bunch of people saying it was a terrible thing. I don't mean to belittle the actual struggles of those Indians living in poverty, but this thought helped me put it in perspective. And let me remind myself: it's okay to like the movie, even if some people are angry. It's a beautiful story, and THAT is the point of movies - storytelling.
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    01/30/09

    In reply to Alan Cumming Comments On The President's Penis
    Also the Slumdog stuff is the curse of being the Oscar front runner and probably means that the one nominated film I truly loathe, Benjamin Button, will win best pic. On the other hand I will win money if this happens but it will still piss me off.
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    01/30/09

    In reply to Alan Cumming Comments On The President's Penis
    Eating a hot curry could make me go into labor


    If this is the case, there's no chance in hell I'm gestating a phantom stealth secret pregnancy.

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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    01/30/09

    In reply to Alan Cumming Comments On The President's Penis
    Kudos to Renee Zellweger for not letting the Inauguration hoopla go to her head. I still feel bad for all those people who had tickets who could not get to their seats.
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    Image of stoprobbers stoprobbers
    01/30/09

    In reply to Alan Cumming Comments On The President's Penis
    Evan Rachel Wood needs to grow a thicker skin and stfu.


    I saw an interview with M.I.A. on Tavis Smiley. Absolutely the most adorable thing ever, she is, and that baby is going to be gorgeous. So ridiculously creative, so ridiculously talented, so deserving of every microbe of praise she receives...

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