• Cindy Crawford pulls Tyra's patented couture pose on the cover of Vogue India's "Icons" issue. Cindy last popped up on the July cover of Elle Germany and made the front of April's L'Officiel. [Design Scene]

Is it just us, or does this trailer for Fair Game, the movie based on the Valerie Plame scandal, make the film look kind of humorless and dull?

When alleged Russian spy Anna Chapman's Facebook photos broke, she went from threat to national security to sexy "bombshell." If she plays her cards right, she can ride her "femme fatale" image right to the bank.

[Cannes, May 20. Image via Splash.]

Today is V-Day — Valerie Day, that is. And lucky Val inspires nothing if not love.

IvyGate obtained a Pi Phi fashion guide for rushees, and it's hilarious. Read on for Valerie Plame and Jennifer Garner's sorority's official policy on jeggings, muffin top, camel toe, and when and when not to wear "hooker heels."

• Did you know there was a such thing as a "Stripper-mobile?" Yes, it's exactly what it sounds like. But some people are worried that driving around in a clear plastic truck while pole dancing may not be safe.

French President Nicolas Sarkozy declared — in the first speech to Parliament given by a President since Napoleon — that the burqa is "a sign of the subjugation, of the submission of women." •

• The Bushes spent about $3.7 million dollars on real estate in a pricey Dallas neighborhood, and boy, are you going to seethe with jealousy when you see the house the Presidency can buy you. [Washington Post, The Smoking Gun]
• Italy is struggling with a rise in puppy smuggling due to a love of specific breeds and a…