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    Michelle Wore Narcisco; Marc Wore Camel Toe
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    Image of ceejeemcbeegee is not here ceejeemcbeegee is not here
    11/05/08

    In reply to Michelle Wore Narcisco; Marc Wore Camel Toe
    What I love about most of what Michelle wears accentuates her hips and hugs her curves. It's like she's saying: This is my waist, these are my hips... now watch me strut!
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    Image of Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC Ulookinatmyjunk, JOC
    11/05/08

    In reply to Michelle Wore Narcisco; Marc Wore Camel Toe
    Yea...that Chanel vid was indeed quite shallow and vapid. My only excuse is that she's young. So, maybe she's immaturely caught up in "the scene" and her head has gotten a bit bulbous. However, I also lament that because she is so young, she has a lot of years ahead for all of this to become worse. Yucky.
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    Image of Lizawithazee Lizawithazee
    11/05/08

    In reply to Michelle Wore Narcisco; Marc Wore Camel Toe
    McQueen for Target sounds interesting but I'm seeing some frightening words here:


    one-shouldered, color-blocked, cuffed shorts (!), skinny jeans....


    And here's hoping it doesn't look as cheap-ass as most of the Go! collection. I'm down with it BEING cheap-ass, I just don't want it to look it.

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    Image of CandyColoredFrown CandyColoredFrown
    11/05/08

    @Lizawithazee: Phew! I'm glad someone was willing to be the dissenting voice here. I'm all fuzzy happy about McQueen, but does Target really need to have more bubble dresses, skinny jeans, and cuffed shorts to sell?
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    Image of Ratinski Ratinski
    11/05/08

    @CandyColoredFrown: Actually, a bunch of us were dissenting in an earlier thread. I've personally given up on Go International - rarely do they design anything that can be worn by someone with hips, butt, boobs, or any combination thereof.
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    Image of shewar shewar
    11/05/08

    In reply to Michelle Wore Narcisco; Marc Wore Camel Toe
    I am at a loss as to why designers are still designing dresses with bubble hems.
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    Image of Devonna Devonna
    11/05/08

    @shewar: I truly feel it's so that future Jezebels can giggle at "Past Fashion" spreads in about 15 years.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    11/05/08

    In reply to Michelle Wore Narcisco; Marc Wore Camel Toe
    Please no, Angel Sanchez.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    11/05/08

    In reply to Michelle Wore Narcisco; Marc Wore Camel Toe
    Am I the only one who liked the dress? I was glad it was not a damn shiny suit. I love her and I loved her dress.
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    Image of lizzzz lizzzz
    11/05/08

    @BrutallyHonestBabes: I loved it. It was festive, beautiful, and UNIQUE for a change!
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    Image of hortense hortense
    11/05/08

    In reply to Michelle Wore Narcisco; Marc Wore Camel Toe
    I didn't love Michelle's dress either.


    However: it looks really great in photographs, which, I believe, was most likely the point.

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    Image of ellaesther ellaesther
    11/05/08

    @hortense: Ooooh, no, must disagree with you, lovely hortense. Not even in pictures.


    (Though I do appreciate the effort to have the whole family matching, in a subtle yet adorable way!)

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    Image of Cesybabe or Nirvanah Crane Cesybabe or Nirvanah Crane
    11/05/08

    In reply to Michelle Wore Narcisco; Marc Wore Camel Toe
    Elle McPherson, does not make underwear for those of us with the bigger boobs. Everytime I go into a Bendon store, they go 'Here is an Elle McPherson bra in your size!' and I swear the cups are made my people seriously in denial that big boobed women exist. You couldn't fit them over a fist let alone a boob.
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    Image of Wendy Marie Testaburger Wendy Marie Testaburger
    11/05/08

    @Cesybabe or Nirvanah Crane: Those are not bras! They're nipple warmers, attach some tassles to the end and no-one will notice the rest of your boobies falling out :)
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    Image of Cesybabe or Nirvanah Crane Cesybabe or Nirvanah Crane
    11/05/08

    @Eaten not Slurped: Thats exactly what they are, because they are pretty, but utterly utterly useless as bras. Not cheap either, heck.
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    Image of VaginaWig is A Merkin VaginaWig is A Merkin
    11/05/08

    In reply to Michelle Wore Narcisco; Marc Wore Camel Toe
    I love Target and now I love it even more! Yay!!!


    And add me to the list of people that did not love Michelle's dress.

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    Image of aubonpam aubonpam
    11/05/08

    In reply to Michelle Wore Narcisco; Marc Wore Camel Toe
    Wow, tattooing pigs with the Louis Vuitton logo is really idiotic and cruel. Good job, dude!
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    Image of tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock
    11/05/08

    @aubonpam: Well, you summed up everything I was going to say.
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    Image of UnSeelie...I am baaack! UnSeelie...I am baaack!
    11/05/08

    In reply to Michelle Wore Narcisco; Marc Wore Camel Toe
    When Obama said, "The new First Lady, Michelle Obama," that's when the snot and tears really started to flow. She looked gorgeous, as always.
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    Image of ItchykooParker ItchykooParker
    11/05/08

    @UnSeelie. .44 PREZ. Its a wonderful thang.: Oh yay! Yay! First Lady, Michelle Obama! Oh my God, what a wonderful phrase! What a wonderful day! And a new puppy in the White House!
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    Image of kungfutoday kungfutoday
    11/05/08

    In reply to Michelle Wore Narcisco; Marc Wore Camel Toe
    The Narciso outfit was awful on TV. Unflattering with a big bondage strap across the middle. Poor Michelle!
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    11/05/08

    @kungfutoday: I think it was supposed to be thinning or something. I am betting that someone else picked it out. It didn't seem to be her style.
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    Image of hamburgerhotdog hamburgerhotdog
    11/05/08

    @kungfutoday: I didn't love it. She looked beautiful but I liked her other dresses much more than that one.
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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    11/05/08

    In reply to Michelle Wore Narcisco; Marc Wore Camel Toe
    I had an inkling that my "beauty cream" might be toxic when my face developed a nasty rash. My husband, who washes his face with Lever 2000, has glowing beautiful skin. Damn nanoparticles!
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    Image of westendgirl westendgirl
    11/05/08

    In reply to Michelle Wore Narcisco; Marc Wore Camel Toe
    Holy schnikes, Obama is President and Alexander McQueen will make clothes for Target?!? I have CLEARLY been a VERY good girl this year, THANK YOU SANTA!!
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    Image of ellaesther ellaesther
    11/05/08

    @westendgirl: "Holy schnikes"? That is officially now my favorite expression of incredulity.
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    Image of rednrowdy rednrowdy
    11/05/08

    In reply to Michelle Wore Narcisco; Marc Wore Camel Toe
    i'm glad i'm not the only one who wondered about mrs. obama's choice of dress.
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