Jezebel: valentines

TGIF

Dodai — Fri, 13 Feb 2009 16:10:00 EST

[Image via AP.]

Roxy the penguin, a rockhopper penguin at London's zoo, walks past a special post box and cards inside her enclosure, during a photo call, in London, Thursday, Feb. 12, 2009. According to the zoo, Roxy is the most adopted animal at the zoo, has her own page on a social networking site with more than 400 friends and she is expected to receive lots of letters and cards for Valentine's Day. (AP Photo/Lefteris Pitarakis)

Kitten Born With A Birthmark Love Note

Tracie — Tue, 25 Mar 2008 18:00:00 EDT

A kitten was born in California this week with fur markings that look like they say "I <3 ." or "I Love Dot." What makes that such a big deal? The kitten's mom is named Dottie. Too cute! (Also, hearts on baby animals seem to be a trend: First there was the chihuahua from Japan with a heart-shaped spot on its fur, then the piglet born just this past February with a similar birthmark.) Clip above.

We don't know about you but we're desperate enough to do it.

eurotrash — Tue, 13 Feb 2007 09:09:10 EST

For everyone who is confident of waking up tomorrow with a letterbox full of pink envelopes, and especially for those smugpants glossy-haired stepford girls who actually get flowers sent to the office, well, screw you.

For everyone else, here's the plan. Put on some pants, go bald and shun commitment. Perfect. You can now pretend you're your own ex-boyfriend.

Head over to L'Adore Boutique, and spend, spend spend in a Valentine frenzy. Not only do they have an adorable selection of goodies from everyone from Betsey Johnson to Ella Moss (we'll pass swiftly over the Jessica Simpson line), but you can get 10% off orders over $100 (and let's face it, we need BIGTIME retail therapy on Feb 14) with the promo code 'LOVE07'.

Just remember to smile bitterly as you type it in. And make them gift-wrap it for you. With a card, saying 'with all my love, Justin Timberlake'.

[It's cold. So cold.]