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    TGIF

    Kitten Born With A Birthmark Love Note

    We don't know about you but we're desperate enough to do it.
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    Image of Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith Vivien Smith-Smythe-Smith
    02/14/09

    In reply to TGIF
    That's a Hoiho penguin, isn't it? Love!
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    Image of porcuPINE porcuPINE
    02/13/09

    In reply to TGIF
    bring back pot psychology!
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    Image of gobblegirl gobblegirl
    02/13/09

    @22pine22: we're trying to appreciate the cute here. They've already explained that PP is a victim of our tragic economic times (weed costs money, bro!), and complaining on an otherwise-beautiful thread is just going to get the eds annoyed at you.
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    Image of The HZA. The HZA.
    02/13/09

    In reply to TGIF
    You Jezzies have probably seen this...

    [fuckyoupenguin.blogspot.com]
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    Image of cocobanal cocobanal
    02/13/09

    In reply to TGIF
    I can't wait until V-Day is over. Oh well, at least my dog loves me. I think.
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    Image of swimmingly swimmingly
    02/13/09

    @cocobanal: Your dog loves you! And if he doesn't, put some bacon grease on his food.
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    Image of daisen-in daisen-in
    02/13/09

    In reply to TGIF
    I was so nervous to teach for the first time this week that I totally did an example problem with penguins to make it less scary for me. It worked!
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    Image of mllej mllej
    02/13/09

    In reply to TGIF
    Damn hussy penquin.
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    Image of Spaceman Bill Leah Spaceman Bill Leah
    02/13/09

    In reply to TGIF
    A penguin! Oh, Jezebel, you read my depression stuff list!
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    Image of gherkinfiend gherkinfiend
    02/13/09

    @Spaceman Bill Leah: Zombie Fighting Dinosaur: Penguins are the new Prozac...


    Something about the idea of people seding their adopted penguin a Valentine's Day car warms my normally cold dead heart utterly.

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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    02/13/09

    In reply to TGIF
    Roxy Hart!
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    Image of R_Claw R_Claw
    02/13/09

    In reply to TGIF
    Happy Valentine's Day Roxy!


    I want chocolates!

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    Image of aren't you jess darlin'? aren't you jess darlin'?
    02/13/09

    In reply to TGIF
    Penguin love is my favorite kind of love. Don't they mate for life? Smart penguins...
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    Image of R_Claw R_Claw
    02/13/09

    @aren't you jess darlin'?: Yes, have you seen March of the Penguins. There's alot of love in it.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    02/13/09

    In reply to TGIF
    Look at all those Valentines. Even penguins are flighty.
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    Image of everfade everfade
    02/13/09

    In reply to TGIF
    It's Mama Penguinos hubby!
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    Image of Mafalda para Presidente Mafalda para Presidente
    02/13/09

    In reply to TGIF
    Penguins with funky hair-dos! Now, THAT is an animal I'd like to have as a pet. Of course, I live in TX so they'd just die of heat, but a girl can dream.
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    Image of haguenite haguenite
    02/13/09

    In reply to TGIF
    This looks like one of those roadside shrines people put up when someone dies in a car accident.


    Damn you, Jezebel, this week has been just too rough to look at things positively!

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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    02/13/09

    In reply to TGIF
    BUT DOES SHE HAVE A BOYFRIEND?
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    Image of echoparkgal echoparkgal
    02/13/09

    @BrutallyHonestZombies: I though "..but does she have a partner?" Cuz they be gay too.
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    Image of Mkp-hearts-NYC Mkp-hearts-NYC
    02/13/09

    @BrutallyHonestZombies: Or children? How else do we know that she's fulfilled????
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    02/13/09

    @echoparkgal: Everyone knows gay women a) don't matter unless they are performing for some men and b) are completely confused because they don't have boyfriends.
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    Image of haguenite haguenite
    02/13/09

    @BrutallyHonestZombies: No. He is road kill. It's really a sad day for the Penguin.
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