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    Image of VirginiaDentata VirginiaDentata
    04/24/09

    In reply to Perhaps Avoiding Such Treacherous Activities Would Be Preferable?
    "All this contact with your naughty bits means that each visor needs to be tossed out after use."


    I totally read that as each VISITOR needs to be tossed out after use. Sure, sounds good to me ;)

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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    04/24/09

    In reply to Perhaps Avoiding Such Treacherous Activities Would Be Preferable?
    Cool. Armor for yer snatch!
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    Image of vanka-vstanka vanka-vstanka
    04/24/09

    In reply to Perhaps Avoiding Such Treacherous Activities Would Be Preferable?
    OK I just looked at the pdf instructions with "graphic images"... and it's all a lot different than I imagined.
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    04/24/09

    In reply to Perhaps Avoiding Such Treacherous Activities Would Be Preferable?
    Can you wear more than one at once? I can't be a cool kid unless I can layer several different neon colors!
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    Image of hello.kitty hello.kitty
    04/24/09

    @tscheese: Nope, just one time use, but is is recyclable. Check out the FAQ, it is a hoot!
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    Image of DoctorJezebel DoctorJezebel
    04/24/09

    In reply to Perhaps Avoiding Such Treacherous Activities Would Be Preferable?
    Am I the only one having trouble figuring out how this is mounted? I would love to have a diagram or picture demonstrating this. How does it stay in place? Is it anchored to the area between the labia majora and minora?


    SO MANY QUESTIONS

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    Image of pennycandy pennycandy
    04/24/09

    @DoctorJezebel: they do have a pdf diagram on the site. it's creepy to see a barbie-like purple innerlabia!
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    Image of DoctorJezebel DoctorJezebel
    04/24/09

    @pennycandy: "Saliva can also be used in what we like to call the "lick it and stick it" method."


    WHAT.

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    Image of hello.kitty hello.kitty
    04/24/09

    @DoctorJezebel: Establishing a proper seal is what baffles me. Lubricant may be helpful.


    I don't think, uh "marital aids" have these many instructions--or do they?

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    Image of Bunsen Honeydew Bunsen Honeydew
    04/24/09

    In reply to Perhaps Avoiding Such Treacherous Activities Would Be Preferable?
    Maybe I'm not in tune with my lady bits but how does this work? How does it stay put?


    I dont need graphic answers, just some gentle guidance. I'm ashamed of me too.

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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    04/24/09

    In reply to Perhaps Avoiding Such Treacherous Activities Would Be Preferable?
    I have a nice fluffy mat of Vagina Cushioning that I grew myself, thank you very much. It keeps my bits warm and it's the color of Cheetos, which is fucking hilarious.


    I keep my muff because it makes me laugh and laugh. Honestly, my pubes are fucking hysterical, and I like petting them in idle moments.

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    Image of vanka-vstanka vanka-vstanka
    04/24/09

    @tscheese: Who needs a pet when you can have a muff?
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    Image of hala kahiki hala kahiki
    04/24/09

    In reply to Perhaps Avoiding Such Treacherous Activities Would Be Preferable?
    um...


    lick it and stick it?!??!


    Instructions:

    Wash your hands and remove the Va j-j Visor from the sealed wrapper.

    Hold the Va j-j Visor from the bottom with the grooved handle between your thumb and forefinger. The flat tail should be towards the back and the wider, deeper cup in the front.

    Raise one leg or squat slightly and spread the outer labia with your fingers. Fit the Va j-j Visor gently in place over your inner labia/clitoris and vaginal opening and fold your outer labia over the Va j-j Visor . It's that easy!

    The Va j-j Visor should be comfortable if properly positioned. If it isn't, gently pull the Va j-j Visor away from your body and try again.

    The Va j-j Visor must feel secure prior to application of depilatory creams, waxes, or lotions. Piercings in this area may prevent a secure fit.

    To create a more powerful seal, spread personal lubricant around the upper inside of the Va j-j Visor. Saliva can also be used in what we like to call the "lick it and stick it" method.

    ALL creams, lotions, and waxes MUST BE removed prior to removing the Va j-j Visor.

    When you're done using the Va j-j Visor, dispose of it by placing in waste basket or recycle bin. DO NOT FLUSH.

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    Image of katie.scarlett.o'hara katie.scarlett.o'hara
    04/24/09

    @hala kahiki: OMIGOD. Seared into my brain forever.
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    Image of hello.kitty hello.kitty
    04/24/09

    @hala kahiki: Can you imagine the reports during the testing stage of this product???
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    Image of RobertaFisk RobertaFisk
    04/24/09

    In reply to Perhaps Avoiding Such Treacherous Activities Would Be Preferable?
    "All this contact with your naughty bits means that each visor needs to be tossed out after use."


    So according to this logic, we should all have single-use underwear? And not give a rat's ass about the environment?

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    Image of pennycandy pennycandy
    04/24/09

    In reply to Perhaps Avoiding Such Treacherous Activities Would Be Preferable?
    my manual dexterity is shit, so I must be their target market. But would my outer labia really hold the visor in?


    and why not make it out of material that you can wash and reuse? I mean if I had to throw out a vibrator every time I used it... oh I would just buy in bulk. Screw the Earth.

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    Image of vanka-vstanka vanka-vstanka
    04/24/09

    @pennycandy: Wait--this thing is disposable? You can't just wash it or something?
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    Image of pennycandy pennycandy
    04/24/09

    @vanka-vstanka: from the website

    "For sanitary reasons, each Va j-j Visor is intended for one-time use only. And because of their low price, you can afford to purchase a new one for each occasion where your Va j-j needs protection!"


    I don't understand why you just can't wash it for home use.

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    Image of RobertaFisk RobertaFisk
    04/24/09

    @pennycandy: Because this way they make more money.
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    Image of birminghamdrunk birminghamdrunk
    04/24/09

    In reply to Perhaps Avoiding Such Treacherous Activities Would Be Preferable?
    i could masturbate with this. -in some way, shape or form.


    why am i now thinking this is just a cleverly designed sex toy?

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    Image of ashuri2 ashuri2
    04/24/09

    In reply to Perhaps Avoiding Such Treacherous Activities Would Be Preferable?
    I feel like people misunderstand what this is for. Have you ever trimmed your bush with scissors, or trimmed down there in general? If you have a large labia like me that hangs down a bit, I do worry about nicking something or getting cut hair in bad places. This seems like it could be a useful...er....labia/slit helmet.
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    Image of LaFemme LaFemme
    04/24/09

    @ashuri2: I know, I am now super self conscious that everyone else here apparently has a vagina where something like this seems totally useless.
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    Image of Cafezinha Cafezinha
    04/24/09

    @ashuri2: I do have the large labia issue, but then, I'm very bendy, so I don't generally have a problem with unruly scissors. I am quite lucky in this respect.
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    Image of LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues LindsayC: doctoral hilarity ensues
    04/24/09

    @ashuri2: Mine aren't particularly large, but I do worry that I'm going to nick those poor little guys every time I get close with the trimmer or razor. So, uh, I would totally buy this. Plus, I suspect my husband would find them hilarious. He calls my Diva Cup my "period shot-glass". Love to see what he'd call this.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    04/24/09

    In reply to Perhaps Avoiding Such Treacherous Activities Would Be Preferable?
    Oh, I thought the visor was to block the rays of golden glitter unicorn sunshine that shoots from my cooch. I've blinded many a good man, let me tell you.
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    Image of Pocahaunted Pocahaunted
    04/24/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit):


    Are you....OLD GREGG?

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    Image of Gretchen is a new kitten mom! Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
    04/24/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): I had to heart you for this one.
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    Image of Mrs. Stephen Fry Mrs. Stephen Fry
    04/24/09

    @Pocahaunted (formerly CocoBambi): I love a good Boosh reference. Well done!
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    Image of EdnasEdibles EdnasEdibles
    04/24/09

    In reply to Perhaps Avoiding Such Treacherous Activities Would Be Preferable?
    Once I tried to wax my own bikini area. In college. I did it myself with hot wax I melted on the stove. I put it all over the hairs on both sides and then ripped. The pain was intense and searing and I took a brief break to sob. Then the wax on the other side dried hard so I had to figure out if I should cut it off or rip. I ripped.


    I got a huge bruise the size of a hand on both the east and west part of my bikini area. Looked like someone had beaten my crotch with a baseball bat for about an hour.


    So what I'm saying is that visor would not have helped.

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    Image of debo matar la zombi goldberry83 debo matar la zombi goldberry83
    04/24/09

    @EdnasEdibles: AAAAAAAHHH, GOD I HAVE DONE THAT! AND NOW MEMORY OF THE TRAUMA HAS MADE ME GO ALL CAPSLOCK-Y! WHY, VADGE, WHY?
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    Image of Gretchen is a new kitten mom! Gretchen is a new kitten mom!
    04/24/09

    @EdnasEdibles: Yet another reason why I chose to go with Nair and take my risks with chemical burns. I'd never be able to do the second side and probably have to go to the ER to have it removed... which would then probably make me the subject of a hospital urban 'legend'.
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    Image of inabook inabook
    04/24/09

    @EdnasEdibles: Reading this reminds me why paying a professional is SO WORTH IT.
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    Image of 18thfloor 18thfloor
    04/24/09

    @EdnasEdibles: I'm sorry, but I'm cracking up at the mental image I have of this.
    Also,'Looked like someone had beaten my crotch with a baseball bat for about an hour.', brings a whole new meaning to "beat that pussy up."
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    Image of EdnasEdibles EdnasEdibles
    04/24/09

    @18thfloor: Yeah, it was pretty bad. I learned my lesson and later went to
    Sears and bought myself a Lady Beard Trimmer and have only been waxed by pros since then.
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    Image of AthertonMerriweather AthertonMerriweather
    04/24/09

    In reply to Perhaps Avoiding Such Treacherous Activities Would Be Preferable?
    Bish please! I can't have no tan lines!
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