http://tags.gawker.com/assets/base/img/thumbs140x140/jezebel.com.png http://jezebel.com/tag/vajjayjay http://jezebel.com/tag/vajjayjay After writing cover lines that boasted "sexy sex" and "erotic sex", perhaps Cosmo realized it needed a little help in the header department and so asked its readers to mock up Cosmo covers of their own. And...wow. Just, wow. Cover line highlights include: "real life heroin: women who have been to hell and back," "Your va-jay-jay" and "The new look involving hats." [Cosmopolitan]

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• We live video-blogged the premiere of America's Next Top Model, menstrual cycle 10! We got really meta and Tracie's dog peed everywhere with glee.
  
• We admitted the most destructive things we did to lose weight. Explosive diarrhea resulted.
  
• But Elle told us that dudes find 'rexy sexy, and we believe everything we read in Elle.
  
• The Sex and the City trailer leaked! Carrie gets jilted! So does Miranda! Charlotte gets knocked up! But does anyone really care?
  
• We put orange pits in our teddy bears' heads with Marcy from The Cat Ate My Gymsuit.

• Lohan posed nekkid for New York as an homage to Marilyn Monroe. We wondered whether her assets were real or manmade
• Our Sephora Spy stood up and admitted to the world that she's a product-oholic
• John McCain maybes fucked this blonde lobbyist who looks just like his wife.
• J.Lo pushed out some spawn. We cannot WAIT to find out what she names them. Fingers crossed for Anthony and Antonia Lopez-Anthony!
• Cosmo said vaj-jay-jay. We barfed.
• Now go spend your blissful work-free weekend meditating on why Ginger Spice does not get more respect. Hop to it!

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