I had a friend in university who grew a moustache because he liked going down on women and retaining their scent the day after in the hairs beneath his nostrils… I used to see him in my quantitative methods class stroking his moustache upwards and winking at me. He gloried in the smell of pussy. But when I was growing…
Discount air carrier Spirit Airlines is offering travelers a discount on trips to the Caribbean. Sorry— to use their words, they're inviting travelers to "go down on them" to the Caribbean since they've "shaved" their fares. Get it? Pussy.
If someone is actually close enough to read your bald pussy, wouldn't they already take the hint that you want to fuck?
A study published in the BJOG, an International Journal of Obstetrics and Gynecology which required women to look at photos of "modified" and "unmodified" vulvas found that, unsurprisingly, the women who had looked at more photos of the modified vulvas considered them more "normal" and better fit "society's ideal"…
One of the most jarring details about childbirth is the controversial practice of episiotomy, a slight cut made in the vagina to ward off tearing. But you haven't experienced real body horror until you've seen this video demonstration, involving scissors and pink construction paper.
NSFW. Like, really, do not bring this to work. (Unless you work where I work and then all bets are off, my friends. All bets are off and all vulvas are ON.)
Sydney Leathers, the chick who turned her sexting relationship with Anthony Weiner into something resembling a media career, has really managed to stretch out her 15 minutes. But for Leathers, elongated infamy is one thing and elongated labia another. That's right, she's having labiaplasty. And she's auctioning off…
Ok, I'm sorry, but I don't understand how you could look at this stadium and think anything but "giant vagina." I am trying. But I cannot see anything else! However, the building's architect, Zaha Hadid, disagrees. "It's really embarrassing that they come up with nonsense like this," she told TIME. "What are they…
Last Monday, the architectural firm behind the stadium being built for the 2022 World Cup in Qatar released a short animation to reveal what the stadium's design will eventually look like — and what it will look like, turns out, is a giant metal vagina. Of course, that's no cause for uproar. As my coworker Callie…
In preparation for the 2022 World Cup in Qatar, the architectural firm responsible for the stadium's design has released a short animation revealing their future plans. Any discerning human will be quick to recognize that the building looks exactly like an enormous vagina.
Project Bush is here and it is vulva-rific!
There is a movie out called The Counselor, directed by Ridley Scott and written by novelist Cormac McCarthy, and it is perhaps terrible and good, and in one scene a man named Reiner (Javier Bardem) recounts to another man named the Counselor (Michael Fassbender) that he wishes he could forget about the time this…
Last week, Kristen Schaal made everyone pee a little with her hilarious Daily Show spot on the logical evolution of sexy Halloween costumes (as well as her accusation that Jon Stewart "fucks pizzas"). And now, TDS is auctioning off the gorgeous yet somewhat disturbing centerpiece of that segment — the "sexy vagina"…
The cast of the Vagina Monologues at the Connecticut College for Oreos recently released a video in which they asked 100 men on campus, "Why are vaginas important to you?" Cue some adorably awkward young men talking about the role and importance of the vagina: as a vessel toward creation ("spent some time in a vagina…
I thought everyone stopped wearing thongs when super low rise boot cut whisker wash jeans went out of style, circa I'm A Slave 4 U Britney Spears. I guess I was wrong! I'm totally out of touch with the youth cultures! Speaking of cultures I don't wish to touch: bacteria.
The Beautiful Cervix Project is (maybe) your new favorite extremely NSFW blog: its goal is to celebrate the beauty and intricacies of women's bodies, via close-up cervix photos. It's run by a doula/artist, which makes a lot of sense — and, according to her, it has many uses:
For just $32, you can walk around in public wearing a jersey cotton, sweatshop-free T-shirt featuring a graphic illustration of a woman masturbating while her vagina is gushing blood.
Don't ask questions, just appreciate this 8th wonder of the world: a hallway that looks like a crotch.
Sydney University’s student newspaper, Honi Soit, published a cover featuring images of the vulvae of 18 students. The magazine says they wanted to challenge censorship and stigmatisation of women’s bodies by showing vaginas in a non-sexual way. You know, since more than fifty percent of the population has one,…
Here's my conflicted train of thought re: the Va j-j visor, a "a revolutionary, patent pending, disposable shield designed to help protect a woman's inner vulva area (inner labia, clitoris, and vaginal opening)" while removing pubes that's "soft and flexible and will naturally fit to the shape of your body, while…
