Along with snatch and johnson 'portraits', you should see the latest collection of anal pendants! Just send in a description of your own unique backdoor or the one of someone you love, and it will be rendered in perfect puckered detail.
Now you never have to swear out loud at people again, just hold up your beautiful asshole pendant portrait! #vulvanecklace
@GirlFailer: You know, I actually did once have a Dr. Awesome who would have appreciated it. My gyn now is kind of a bitch. I can imagine her sneering at it and saying, "That looks nothing like your actual vulva, you know." #vulvanecklace
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"Boot cut jeans? Check. Black leather boots? Check. Low cut hippie blouse? Check. Vulva-on-a-chain necklace? Check." #vulvanecklace
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Now you never have to swear out loud at people again, just hold up your beautiful asshole pendant portrait! #vulvanecklace
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I say leave it to beaver. #vulvanecklace
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Way to think outside the "box".
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