Jezebel: Vagina Power

More Wise Words From Alexyss Tylor

Tracie — Thu, 17 Jul 2008 17:20:00 EDT

Even though I have no idea what the fuck Alexyss "Vagina Power" Tylor is talking about when she goes off on one of her impassioned motivational speeches for women, I still sort of agree with everything she's saying. Here are some choice quotes from her latest rant: "When he pulls all them inches of dick out your damn pussy and out your damn mouth, you got to figure out how you gone pay your own damn bills and feed your own damn churn [children]." That's real. Then she says, "You think he cares somethin' about you because of the feeling you get when he all in your ass." That, too, is real. Tylor goes on, "Inactions speak, and what a n—-a don't do to you, with you, and for you and your damn churn and your family should tell you a lot about if the motherfucker care somethin' about your goddamn ass." She's so wise! (Language in video NSFW.)

ARE YOU A JUMP OFF BITCH OR A DICK A DICK SUCKIN TRICK PT.2 [YouTube]

Alexyss Tylor In "Bitches Verses Sissies"

Tracie — Wed, 11 Jun 2008 18:30:00 EDT

Alexyss Tylor, you know, the impassioned "vagina power" lady, has been posting her rants on YouTube for some time now. We can't really get enough of her, because she's just so outrageous. (We also like her accent.) In this, her latest video, she smokes a cigar and discusses, in her own words (and caps), "WOMEN THAT WANT TO HOLD ON TO THEIR MAN SO BAD THEY COMPETE WITH GAY MEN AND ALLOW HIM TO GET FUCKED BY OTHER MEN IN THREESOMES." In the video she says, "I know for a fact that a woman cannot compete with no damn sissy. Do you hear me?" Yes Alexyss, we do. Because you're SHOUTING!

BITCHES VERSES SISSIES PT1 [YouTube]

The Town Bicycle

Maria — Thu, 05 Jun 2008 09:45:00 EDT

A Finnish artist named Mimosa Pale has created a giant vulva-shaped (and incredibly detailed) pedicab in protest of a world she thinks is too 'man-parts-centric.' Pale invites others to ride within the satiny folds of the vagina-cocoon and we imagine it probably makes for some great photo-ops from gawking tourists (click the pic to see the sorta NSFW pics). Emerging from the faux-vaginal cavity probably makes for quite the entrance outside your favorite bar or pulling up to a concert or event. (OMG—we really hope she brings this over to New York for Fashion Week!!!) But: Is it actually making people reconsider the phallocentrism in their daily lives? Or is it just meant to shock? Either way, least you'll have a fun story if you ever go to Finland. [Jalopnik & Salon]

[Images via Flickr.]

Tube Time is a live game show in which contestants ...

Tracie — Fri, 04 Apr 2008 18:15:00 EDT

Tube Time is a live game show in which contestants battle each other by showing their favorite viral videos. It's part of the New York Underground Film Festival, and I (Tracie) will be competing in it this Saturday, April 5, at 10:30 pm at Anthology Film Archives. You can purchase tix here.

Alexyss Tylor On The Importance Of Penis Size, "Pussy Integrity"

Tracie — Tue, 09 Oct 2007 19:30:00 EDT

We are constantly in awe of just about everything that comes out of Atlanta resident, sex "expert" Alexyss Tylor's mouth. Most of the time we have no idea what the fuck she's talking about, yet we totally know what she means. In the clip above she talks —with her mom! — about the importance of having "integrity for the pussy," approaching a man to find out his penis size, and something about homeless guys on the corner who flash their weens. Just FYI: This is slightly NSFW, as Alexyss is wielding a dildo the entire time.

AlexyssKTylor Show Hard Dick and Tricks [YouTube]

Vagina Power: Dick Wars

Tracie — Tue, 18 Sep 2007 19:30:00 EDT

Remember the vagina power lady Alexyss Tylor? She's the one that was all, "dick will make you slap somebody." Anyway, this is one of her most recent vids where she talks about dicks (duh), while she grasps two giant black dildos in each hand.

Alexyss Taylor

Speaking of peens: Tell all the uncut fellas ...

Tracie — Tue, 21 Aug 2007 16:45:00 EDT

Speaking of peens: Tell all the uncut fellas you know that those after-sex showers may kill them. According to a study from Uganda, washing the penis minutes after sex increases the risk of acquiring HIV in uncircumcised men. But the best part? The theory on this, which states that "the acidity of vaginal secretions may impair the ability of the AIDS virus to survive on the penis. Delayed cleansing—and longer exposure to the vaginal secretions—may then reduce viral infectivity." [NY Times]

Advice To Consider: Don't Let Just 'Any' Man Hit The Root Of Your Vagina

Anna — Tue, 17 Apr 2007 18:46:37 EDT

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