Praise Your Toothy Vagina With Big Momma's New Video, 'Dentata'

Big Momma is a deeply talented firecracker of a native Floridian who raps like his life depends upon it, and ours. "Dentata," from his excellent 2014 release The Plague, is a message to all the hot boyz out there that his toothy vagine is gonna snap on dat, and it will not be one bit unpleasant. You can relate, no?

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Toothed Vaginas and Wandering Uteri: The Seven Most Ridiculous Myths About Female Biology

Recently we've heard some world-class craziness on the subject of that wondrous creation, the female body. The GOP has long frowned upon sex education, and for good reason. A rudimentary understanding of biology would render nonsensical many of its cherished ideas about women's anatomical functions. Congressman Todd…