​This Cat Really Enjoys Being Vacuumed

Vacuums! They're not just for keeping your house clean or passive aggressively leaving in front of your roommates door hoping that one day he or she will take the goddamn hint. They're also for helping cats be even more self indulgent! » 9/28/14 4:40pm 9/28/14 4:40pm

New Sex Toy Means That Vacuuming Doesn't Have To Suck

We love multi-purpose appliances—especially when one of those purposes is getting us off. Such is the case with Vortex Vibrations: A plastic device made to fit on the end of a vacuum cleaner hose that concentrates the airflow to "create a rapid and gentle vibration." And supposedly, using the Vortex enables one to not… » 8/23/07 1:30pm 8/23/07 1:30pm