Swedish Doctors Carry-Out First Successful Mother-Daughter Uterus…

More than a year after kicking around the procedure's viability, doctors at the University of Goteborg in Sweden have performed the first mother-to-daughter uterus transplants, though they're saving all the back-patting for when (or if) the daughters, who began IVF treatment before the surgery, actually conceive. » 9/18/12 9:15pm 9/18/12 9:15pm

Toothed Vaginas and Wandering Uteri: The Seven Most Ridiculous Myths…

Recently we've heard some world-class craziness on the subject of that wondrous creation, the female body. The GOP has long frowned upon sex education, and for good reason. A rudimentary understanding of biology would render nonsensical many of its cherished ideas about women's anatomical functions. Congressman Todd… » 8/29/12 1:00pm 8/29/12 1:00pm

Scientists Find Golden Ratio in Your Uterus

With all the government officials crowded in there, I'm amazed that they were able to do it, but scientists have announced that during their travels through the human uterus, they've discovered something math-magical — proportions approaching what naturalists, scientists, and general knowledge nerds refer to as the… » 8/14/12 12:20pm 8/14/12 12:20pm

Climb Back Into the Womb With This Handy Uterus Chair

Annoyed by everyone around you? No problem, just transform your chair into a cozy womb-like tent and climb in to experience serenity like you haven't felt since you were floating inside your mother. That's pretty much what this HUSH chair allows you to do, according to designer Freyja Sewell's website: » 6/12/12 11:55pm 6/12/12 11:55pm

Science Discovers That Sperm Aren't So Much Swimmers As They Are…

We've long been fed the image that sperm make their way to our eggs by wiggling their little tails and magically swimming up our reproductive tract to find the treasure at the end of the line. Well, new research is painting a decidedly less appealing picture of what actually happens when the little sperm get released… » 5/07/12 10:00pm 5/07/12 10:00pm

Knit a Uterus to Donate to a Congressman in Need

Remember when we decided that Rick Santorum needed a uterus of his very own so he'd leave ours alone? Well, now there's a similar idea being proposed for the members of Congress across this great land who seem so insistent on getting all up in our lady parts since they're jealous they don't have any of their own. So… » 3/19/12 11:50am 3/19/12 11:50am

Legislators Got You Down? Cheer Up With Uterus-centric Stuff from Etsy

It's pretty obvious that lawmakers are waging a war on women, and it can make you want to tear out your hair, scream, and cry. Here's another option: Celebrate your uterus! Prove you're proud of your reproductive organs, and feel a sense of ownership over your ladyparts — buying uterus-inspired stuff from Etsy. » 3/16/12 5:40pm 3/16/12 5:40pm

Susie Essman Wisely Suggests We Turn Our Uteruses Into Corporations

If anyone could school the Republicans on reproductive rights, it'd probably be Susie Essman's no-bullshit character on Curb Your Enthusiasm. She'd insult them so hard their heads would spin, and then she'd have them under her command. It's too bad she's fictional, but fortunately the real Susie Essman also has a… » 1/27/12 9:30am 1/27/12 9:30am

Woman With Two Uteruses Gives Birth To Twins

Twins Nathan and Natalie Barbosa are completely normal, healthy babies, but their birth last week was extremely unusual. Andreea Barbosa of Florida has two uteruses, or uterus didelphys, a condition that can lead to infertility. She already has a two-year-old daughter, and her doctor thought a double pregnancy was… » 9/20/11 10:57pm 9/20/11 10:57pm