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Mariah Gets Engaged... With Used Ring
- Mariah Carey, 38, is engaged to Wild 'N Out star Nick Cannon, 27. Yeah, weird. Did you even know they knew each other? [Access Hollywood]
- And, um, the ring Nick gave Mariah is the same one he gave his former fiancé, Victoria's Secret model Selita Ebanks. That is just Tackée Harry. [Perez Hilton]
- Madonna humped Justin Timberlake in during her show at New York City's Roseland. The more things change, the more they stay the same, no? [E!]
- A second nanny in the Rob Lowe case has filed a cross complaint and it says that Rob's wife Sheryl sexually harassed her by walking around naked and asking about the size of the nanny's boyfriend's penis. (Apparently the boyfriend is a 7 foot former NBA player.) But yeah, from an employer? Ew. [TMZ]
- The nanny also says the wife was "perverted, disgusting and crude." [People]
- Meanwhile, Rob Lowe's lawyer says the allegations are false, obvs. [People]
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Is Kate Moss Getting Married?
- Kate Moss emerged from a bar, giggling and a little tipsy, and announced: "I'm getting married!" Jamie "Hotel" Hince of The Kills is the lucky guy. [The Sun]
- Is Britney's paparazzi moment finally over? "Over the weekend, there were less than a half dozen covering Britney," says an agency head. Yet there were 30 in the pack covering Miley Cyrus. Most of them were Britney regulars, but they want something new and fresh. It's moved on to Miley." Oh, dear. [Rush & Molloy]
- The New York Times on Britney's appearance on How I Met Your Mother: "Ms. Spears showed that for a few minutes she can play someone else. But she was not entrusted with an opportunity to show she is herself again." [NY Times]
- Tyra Banks isn't getting along with ANTM photo shoot creative director Jay Manuel, only wants to show up on judging days and could leave the show altogether — she wants to put all of her energy behind her talk show. [MSNBC]
- Amy Winehouse: Going back to rehab? A source says there are too many temptations in London and her management considered flying her to a clinic in Israel, or maybe one in Cape Town, South Africa. [The Sun]
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Amy Winehouse Is On Crack
- Diva drug discovery! Before she went to court to support her jailed husband, Amy Winehouse snorted ecstasy, cocaine, and smoked crack. Friends asked her to come out with them and she said, "I'd be useless to you because I've had about six Valium." Wait, what? [Page Six]
- Holy crap and here are pictures — and video of Amy smoking crack. Ugh. [The Sun]
- Britney showed up for her deposition. She testified for two and a half hours, and could come back for another round. Progress! [TMZ]
- "Britney calls the paparazzi before she goes out," says photographer Alison Silva. "We know 15 minutes before she leaves the house. It's all staged." [Page Six]
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Posh Spice's Famous Chest Put To Rest?
- Did Victoria "Posh Spice" Beckham have her implants removed??? [The Sun]
- The new issue of Star alleges that Britney Spears has an X-rated "fantasy room" with tons of sex toys, a mirrored ceiling, and a closet full of "kinky" ensembles — including a schoolgirl outfit, a maid uniform and a Cinderella dress. More on that in Midweek Madness! [Rush & Molloy]
- Mere days after being hired, Britney's chauffeur quit. He says driving for Brit is a "liability." Well, obvs! But seriously: Won't someone please help? [TMZ]
- Lindsay Lohan will start recording her third album soon, reportedly titled Nobody's Angel. Is it because she's contractually obligated? Or because she has so much free time on her hands, what with no movies to film? [Page Six]
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Britney Spears: Still A Mess
- Britney Spears is supposedly nonplussed about Kevin Federline getting custody of the kids. According to OK!, when the subject of her boys' custody came up, a friend told Britney, "Don't worry, you'll get your kids back." Britney replied: "I don't give a s— anymore. I never wanted them in the first place." She allegedly partied until 3 a.m. the night before she had a 10 a.m. visitation, which she missed. And what's with all the hotels? Is it because it's easier to meet her drug dealer? [Rush & Molloy]
- Britney's lawyer says she's been passing random drug tests, though. [People]
- Meanwhile, the judge in Britney's hit-and-run case has ordered her to be booked: fingerprinted and photographed before October 25. [Yahoo News]
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Orlando Bloom & Jennifer Aniston: WTF???
- Orlando Bloom and Jennifer Aniston spent the weekend together in Mexico. Let us repeat that: Orlando Bloom and Jennifer Aniston spent the weekend together in Mexico. Pictures later today. [ONTD]
- Also in WTF news? Bono is collaborating with the Spice Girls. [Mirror]
- Eva Longoria sex tape! We predict her makeup will look perfect. [The Sun]
- Pamela Anderson: Getting married? She and Rick Salomon obtained a marriage license in Las Vegas. It would be the third marriage for both. But would it be the last? [ET]
- The so-called "sultan of sleaze," David Hans Schmidt, who tried to extort $1 million from Tom Cruise for stolen wedding photos, was found dead in his home from an apparent suicide on Saturday. [Reuters]
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Mariah Carey's Not-So-Private Bathroom Break
- At VH1's Music Cares event, Mariah Carey's bodyguards busted into the ladies room and demanded everyone leave, but when one patron refused they told her, "You'd better not watch Mariah pee!" Umm, wasn't there a private stall? Or was she going to go crouch in the sink? [Rush & Molloy]
- Kate Hudson left new beau Dax Shephard at home when she went out the other night with supermarket magnate Ron Burkle and a couple of hot blondes. [Rush & Molloy]
- Victoria's Secret model Gisele Bundchen is selling her 2-bedroom townhouse in the Village for $10.9 mil. That's expensive. But it has a party-sized hot tub! [Page Six]
- Queen Latifah gifted "a" girlfriend with a Range Rover topped with a big bow — kinda fancy present to girl just a friend, no? Queen, just come out already, we love ya. [Page Six]
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Lindsay Lohan, Cocaine Kleptomaniac
- Jackass star Steve-O says Lindsay Lohan once stole a bag of cocaine from him. Maybe she also took pants? And put the cocaine in the pocket? [Page Six]
- Larry David denies that he is happier since his wife left. "I am not now, nor have I ever been, 'happy,'" he claims. [Page Six]
- Usher's fragrance is doing well, according to a woman who works the perfume counter of the Brooklyn Macy's. [Gatecrasher]
- Does Christy Turlington have Lyme disease? "She's going to be fine, says a friend. [Gatecrasher, 3rd item]
- Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt: Committing to building homes in New Orleans, educating children, making the rest of us look bad. [Rush & Molloy, last item]
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Hotel Rwanda To Become (Paris) Hilton Hotel
- Paris Hilton is heading to Rwanda in November. "There's so much need in that area, and I feel like if I go, it will bring more attention to what people can do to help," Hilton says. [E!]
- But until she gets there she'll be dancing on banquettes with her Swedish boy toy — they hit three parties in New York on Monday. [Page Six]
- Renée Zellweger surprised a random makeup lady with gift-wrapped Manolo Blahniks. Does this mean we have to like Renée now? [Page Six]
- Pamela Anderson: Partying every night, despite the hepatitis C? Could it be boyfriend Rick Salomon's fault? [Page Six]
- Nicole Richie: Pregnant, in a hot tub. That's a no-no! [The.Life Files]
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Newsflash! Charlie Sheen Is Kind Of A Perv
- Britney Spears is not the only one in family court: The Charlie Sheen vs. Denise Richards custody battle is so on. Denise says Charlie exhibits "inappropriate conduct," including "attraction to underage women and sexual explicitness on the Internet, including revealing his private parts." Charlie says Denise "behaves as though she owns our children. She does not. A day of legal reckoning for her is fast approaching." [Access Hollywood, People]
- Yeah, Britney went clubbing 24 hours after the judge ordered her not to drink or do drugs within 12 hours of being responsible for the kids. So what? [Page Six]
- Quentin Tarantino wants to make a "cool sex movie" that's "got to be kind of kinky." We know, we know, it's too early for this kind of news. [Page Six]
- Did Rose McGowan lose a part in the Speed Racer movie because of her plastic surgery? [Gatecrasher]
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Michelle Williams: Soon-To-Be-Single Mom
- Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams: SPLIT! "They've been fighting for six months," says a source. Their daughter, Matilda, is 23 months old. [Star]
- Michelle's dad says he has "great respect for Heath" even though the dad was "never invited into their world." Maybe because he's self-exiled in Australia for tax evasion?[News.com.au]
- Owen Wilson is on the mend and "doing very well" says director Wes Anderson. [NY Post]
- In addition, "When [Owen's] ready he's going to speak for himself much better than anyone else could," Anderson says. [People]
- Grey's Anatomy actress Kate Walsh, 39, got married over the weekend. [People]
- Dina Lohan's new boyfriend calls Michael Lohan a violent, drug-abusing criminal who never deserved his "classy, intelligent" wife. It's like a Telenovela, come to life! [Page Six]
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Author Karrine "Supahead" Steffans Reverses Position On Usher's Cock
[UPDATE: This exerpt is apparently fake. Having actually read 'Confessions of a Video Vixen', we simply assumed Karrine had experienced a falling-out with her ghostwriter, possibly after finding him in bed with another women after experiencing simultaneous orgasms with him just moments before. We kind of still believe it's real, but if someone made this up, we would totally do him.]New York Times bestselling author Karrine "Supahead" (the nickname is about her brain, see) Steffans has a new book, The Vixen Diaries, on the way, and it looks poised to be a huge departure from her most recent masterpiece Confessions of a Video Vixen. More »
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Usher's Problems: Sort Of Ghetto
- So. Usher's wedding was cancelled, then the older woman bride-to-be claimed she had a problem with the baby, but the whole thing may just be a case of cold feet on his part and elaborate trickery on her part. We've seen this kind of thing before. On Maury. [Gatecrasher]
- The Good Morning America intern who had racy pictures online? She dated Matt Dillon. [Gatecrasher, 2nd item]
- Liev Schreiber's gift to Naomi Watts for birthing his baby? A diamond and platinum locket. Hot and thoughtful, sigh. [Gatecrasher, 3rd item]
- Saucy blind item! "Which lady sports journalist has become locker-room gossip because of her hands-on approach to covering ball sports?" [Gatecrasher, last item]
- The literary blind item has been revealed: Pulitzer-prize winner author Robert Olen Butler's wife Elizabeth is leaving him for Ted Turner. Butler is the author of "Tabloid Dreams" and "Mr. Spaceman." Yeah, we never heard of him either. [PageSix]
- Lindsay Lohan's guard and driver is turning down cash offers to speak to the press. Wait a minute — If she had a driver, why the hell wasn't he driving? [PageSix]
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Star Jones Tells The World What It Already Knew
- Star Jones finally admits she had gastric bypass surgery. Now if we could get her to admit that Al swings both ways! [People]
- Paris Hilton has landed a film role — playing the privileged daughter of an organ transplant magnate. It's a musical. Set in the year 2056. [Page Six]
- Sean Penn: Offering free marriage counseling to a bride-to-be. [Page Six]
- Michael and Dina Lohan in court: Icy silence. [Page Six]
- Anne Hathaway: In the Hamptons, in tears. Yeah, those nouveau-riche assholes get us down too. [Page Six]
- "Kate's nasty but I love her." —Pete Doherty. Also: "I like the way she walks and talks. I love her bones. I love her brain." And so much more! [Mirror]
