Julia Roberts Is a Real Dick To Her Formerly Obese Half-Sister

Julia Roberts' half-sister Nancy Motes, who weighed 300 pounds before undergoing gastric bypass surgery in 2010, says that her relationship with Julia has been testy since Motes was in her teens and Roberts broke into stardom after Pretty Woman. Apparently Roberts would not let Motes forget that she was a Fat Woman. » 8/10/13 11:30am 8/10/13 11:30am

Usher's 5-Year-Old Son 'Laughing, Eating' After Near-Drowning

So, so, so happy to hear this. Reports indicate that 5-year-old Usher Raymond V—who's spent the last couple of days in the ICU after getting his arm stuck in a pool drain—is making a speedy recovery. Hopefully the custody proceedings, initiated by Usher Sr.'s ex-wife Tameka Foster (whom I totally feel for, by the way), … » 8/07/13 9:00pm 8/07/13 9:00pm

Usher's Ex-Wife Demands Custody After Son Nearly Drowns in Pool

In case you haven't heard, Usher's 5-year-old son with ex-wife Tameka Foster is in Intensive Care after he nearly drowned when he got his arm stuck in a pool drain. The whole thing is entirely awful in every way. Now, Foster (who currently has limited custodial rights, and who tragically lost her 11-year-old son Kile… » 8/06/13 8:35pm 8/06/13 8:35pm

Lindsay Lohan Borrows Designer Dress, Unsurprisingly Returns It in…

So Lindsay Lohan asks to borrow a designer dress for the amFAR gala from stylist Phillip Bloch, whose number she got from Charlie Sheen. Is any part of what I just said a valid reason to hand over a $1,750 dress of intricate beadwork and gossamer fairy tits and silkworms that only eat free-range food and drink fair… » 2/21/13 9:00am 2/21/13 9:00am

Lady Gaga Was Naked and Eating Leftovers When She Stumbled On…

The champion eaters among us know that Thanksgiving is a marathon, not a sprint. Lady Gaga, who was staying at a house in Peru before her concert in Lima on Friday, was going for a fourthmeal of festive leftovers in the nude (I hear you, Gaga; the turkey sweats are real) when this happened, as she recounted on Twitter: » 11/24/12 11:30am 11/24/12 11:30am

Liza Minnelli Got a Little Too Fucked Up at a Fancy Benefit

Liza "With A Z, Not Lisa With An S" Minnelli was honored at the New York Landmarks Conservancy awards at the Plaza on Thursday and partied like a sorority girl in a foreign country. Though her beverage of choice is a mystery, Minnelli drank and chain-smoked throughout the night, and by the time she got onstage to accept… » 11/12/12 9:00am 11/12/12 9:00am

Mila Kunis Is Pregnant, Declare Tabloid Gynecologists

Today in unbaby news, after taking a stroll with Ashton Kutcher during which she displayed "significant roundness in the stomach area" over the weekend, Mila Kunis immediately got the baby-bump media treatment. Can we expect Ashmi spawn in the next 9 months?! What will they name her?! When will I get another job, and why … » 10/29/12 9:00am 10/29/12 9:00am

Sad Panda Taylor Momsen Now Doing Full Frontal

Okay. My best guess about Taylor Momsen's kohl-smudged descent into "the dark side" (at least, as dark as a 19-year-old television actress in a totally like, "XXhardXcoreXX" rock band can get) is that Gossip Girl costume designer Eric Daman put one too many hair extension tracks onto her head and it snapped her cerebral… » 10/15/12 9:00am 10/15/12 9:00am

Kourtney Kardashian Pulled A Baby Out Of Her Vagina On Television

Here are graphic photos of Kourtney Kardashian birthing her new child Penelope Scotland Disick, which are screenshots of the televised delivery from the season finale of Keeping Up With The Kardashians yesterday. And all of the Kardashians were there (even brother Rob), and you were there, and you were there, and Kanye … » 9/17/12 9:00am 9/17/12 9:00am

Mariah Carey Has Diva Conniption Fit Over Nicki Minaj Possibly Joining …

Mariah Carey is furious at American Idol execs for courting Nicki Minaj as a possible judge. Apparently she was under the impression that she would be the only woman on the panel, and insiders say that a two-vagina judging panel would certainly throw viewers for a loop, so it's obviously all still in talks. Because… » 8/21/12 9:00am 8/21/12 9:00am

Michael Jackson's Mom Says a Fake Doctor Came to Her House and Tricked…

Or something? Remember when Katherine Jackson disappeared for a few days and her grandkids panicked and reported her missing? Well, apparently it was all a dastardly caper!!! Even though Jackson originally claimed that her absence was a completely voluntary "short vacation," she's now saying that some yahoo with a… » 8/02/12 9:00pm 8/02/12 9:00pm

Adele! You're Even More Pregnant Than We Thought!

ADELE, YOU SLY DOG. As it turns out, the old "sitcom star sits on the couch with a pillow over her stomach for the entire season because she's supposed to be an unlucky-in-love Single Woman Lawyer and they didn't feel like writing a pregnancy into the script" works occasionally! Although the singer announced her enceinte » 7/10/12 9:00am 7/10/12 9:00am

Kourtney Kardashian Gives Birth To a Bouncing Baby Reality Star

Tiny new Kardashian addition Penelope Scotland Disick happened yesterday, the second child (after 2-year-old Mason) for Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick. The 7-lb, 3 oz. baby was delivered "all-naturally" at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center after Kourtney's brief flirtation with water birth. "Scott and I are overjoyed to… » 7/09/12 9:00am 7/09/12 9:00am

Sarah Jessica Parker Threw a Party For Obama and Aretha Franklin…

After weeks of having her house elves prettify the brownstone, last night was Carrie Bradshaw's $40,000-per-person fundraiser for President Barack Obama. Although pixie druid Matthew Broderick was not in attendance (occupied by a performance of his Broadway musical "Nice Work If You Can Get It"), the guests included » 6/15/12 9:00am 6/15/12 9:00am

Andy Samberg Ambles Jovially Off Saturday Night Live To Rubber-Face…

After a seven year stint on Saturday Night Live, his main contribution being the Interwebizing of the archaic, yet occasionally (rarely) still legit great sketch comedy mainstay, professional silly person and Digital Shorts pioneer Andy Samberg is leaving for greener pastures, spurred by Kristen Wiig's recent… » 6/02/12 11:30am 6/02/12 11:30am