Welcome back to Midweek Madness! It's Wednesday, so we sent Callie Beusman to the newsstand to pick up the fresh-out-of-the-oven issues of In Touch, Ok!, Life & Style, Star and Us. This week: the Kardashians are pushing Khloe to fire Lamar; Cathy Z is in the VIP section of Hell; and two-month-old North West is a…
Well, if little Ace Knute Johnson — who turns two months old tomorrow — didn't already have a trust fund, he does now: Us Weekly reportedly paid Jessica Simpson $100,000 for photographs of her newborn son.
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Callie Beusman and I attempt to frolic through the fields of the celebrity tabloids. This week, the Kardashians have issues, Jessica Simpson is happy yet destroyed, and Jennifer Aniston's body needs an explanatory essay. Are you ready for this?
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we send Callie Beusman to the newsstand to procure the latest issues of Ok!, In Touch, Life & Style, Us and Star. This week, Jennifer Aniston is pregnant and not pregnant; Kanye West is planning a big wedding; and Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears have each entered the…
Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Every Wednesday, we visit the newsstand and buy the latest issues of Ok!, In Touch, Life & Style, Us and Star. Today, Callie Beusman assists as we dabble in the dark arts of celebrity gossip. This week: Cancer and mental illness are to blame for the imaginary Michael Douglas/Catherine…
Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Every Wednesday, we don our swimming costume, head to the newsstand and dive into the deep, refreshing waters of the new celebrity tabloids. Kristine Gutierrez assists as we wade into Ok!, In Touch, Life & Style, Us and Star. This week, three out of five mags jump the gun on the royal…
Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Every Wednesday, Kristine Gutierrez hits the newsstand for the latest issues of Ok!, Us, Life & Style, In Touch and Star, so that we may bathe in the sweet, sweet waters of gossip. This week: Kim, Kanye, the new baby and Kris are all crammed into a six-bedroom mansion; a mag has…
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Kristine Gutierrez visits the newsstand and picks up the hot-off-the-press issues of Ok!, In Touch, Life & Style, Us and Star, where we search for juicy fruits of gossip. This week: Gwyneth is going to set Taylor Swift up with some Brit blokes; Kanye was amazing/horrible in…
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we send Kristine Gutierrez to the newsstand to buy the hot-off-the-presses new issues of In Touch, Life & Style, Ok!, Us and Star. This week, Kim is eloping with Kanye even though he is gay; Katie Holmes' spine makes news; and Teen Mom turned porn sensation Farrah Abraham…
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Kristine Gutierrez heads to the newsstand and buys the latest issues of Ok!, Life & Style, In Touch, Us and Star, where we lose our religion and worship celebrity "news." What does all this shit all mean? This week: Ann Curry is having the last laugh; the J'Anthrax wedding is…
Welcome back to Midweek Madness! This week, Kristine Gutierrez had the honor of heading to the newsstand to pick up the latest issues of Ok!, In Touch, Us, Star, and Life & Style. She assists as we go on a vision quest, searching for meaning in the tabloids. Today: A former nanny for the Kardashians spills…
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Tanisha Love Ramirez does us the honor of hitting the newsstand and buying the hot-off-the-presses issues of In Touch, Star, Ok!, Life & Style and Star. We're on a mission to find actual "news" in the tabloids, though we seldom succeed. For instance: This week, Kim…
Welcome back to your friendly neighborhood Midweek Madness, in which we send Tanisha Love Ramirez to the newsstand to pick up the latest issues of the celebrity weeklies and assist us in cuddling fuzzy gossip from In Touch, Us, Ok!, Life & Style, and Star.
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we skim the bugs and fallen leaves of "news" from the tabloid swimming pools of In Touch, Us, Ok!, Life & Style and Star. This week, Kris Jenner's drunk and getting divorced; Taylor Swift can't wait to be a movie star; and Snooki is starving herself.
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Tanisha Love Ramirez assists us in analyzing the "news" in In Touch, Us, Ok!, Life & Style, and Star. This week, Kardashian weight is news again: Kim is fat, Khloe is hot. Also? "Real" "Housewives" get liquid nose jobs; Ryan Gosling's dogs need their privacy; and the real…
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Tanisha Love Ramirez assists as we gorge on gossip from In Touch, Us, Ok!, Life & Style, and Star. This week, there's a ton of Kardashian "news": Scott "American Psycho" Disick may not be the father of Kourtney Kardashian's son; Rob Kardashian's been boozing and seeing…
Welcome back to Midweek Madness. This week, unfortunately, five out of five tabloid covers feature a Kardashian. Join us as we open the dark closets of In Touch, Us, Ok!, Life & Style, and Star to see what lurks within.
Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Every Wednesday, we head to the newsstands, hoping for piping hot gossip. Tanisha Love Ramirez assists as we test the waters of In Touch, Us, Ok!, Life & Style, and Star. This week: Miranda Lambert had an over-the-phone showcase showdown with the younger woman Blake Shelton's been…
Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Every Wednesday, we hit the newsstand for the blood-sucking celebrity weeklies: In Touch, Us, Ok!, Life & Style, and Star. This week, Tanisha Love Ramirez assists as we pick up what the parasitic mags are putting down: Ben and Jen are in crisis; Miley Cyrus is minus one fiancé; Snooki…
Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Every Wednesday, we listen to the annoying songs of those little birds of gossip: In Touch, Us, Ok!, Life & Style and Star. This week, Tanisha Love Ramirez assists as the mags report: Tori and Dean screamed at each other in an Urban Outfitters; Rihanna has an engagement ring from Chris…
