Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Every Wednesday, we visit the newsstand and buy the latest issues of Ok!, In Touch, Life & Style, Us and Star. Today, Callie Beusman assists as we dabble in the dark arts of celebrity gossip. This week: Cancer and mental illness are to blame for the imaginary Michael Douglas/Catherineā¦
Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Every Wednesday, we don our swimming costume, head to the newsstand and dive into the deep, refreshing waters of the new celebrity tabloids. Kristine Gutierrez assists as we wade into Ok!, In Touch, Life & Style, Us and Star. This week, three out of five mags jump the gun on the royalā¦
Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Every Wednesday, Kristine Gutierrez hits the newsstand for the latest issues of Ok!, Us, Life & Style, In Touch and Star, so that we may bathe in the sweet, sweet waters of gossip. This week: Kim, Kanye, the new baby and Kris are all crammed into a six-bedroom mansion; a mag hasā¦
Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Every Wednesday, Kristine Gutierrez heads to the newsstand and snaps up the latest issues of Ok!, In Touch, Life & Style, Us and Star. Then we dine on greasy, chain restaurant-style meals of All-American gossip. This week: Everyone hates Gwyneth Paltrow; Kim Kardashian is havingā¦
Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Every Wednesday, we send Kristine Gutierrez to the newsstand to pick up the new issues of In Touch, Us, Life & Style, Ok! and Star in hopes of getting high on celebrity news. This week, Lindsay Lohan's drug dealer talks about dropping her as a client; the Kardashians are millions ofā¦
By now you have seen the new issue of Us, featuring "THE OMG PHOTOS!" of Kim Kardashian in a bikini. She looks fabulous, and the images make all of the headlines claiming she is fat, disgusting, obese and 200 lbs. seem like the shitty inconsequential lies that they are. And it's interesting: Us has been the only oneā¦
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Kristine Gutierrez heads to the newsstand and buys the latest issues of Ok!, Life & Style, In Touch, Us and Star, where we lose our religion and worship celebrity "news." What does all this shit all mean? This week: Ann Curry is having the last laugh; the J'Anthrax wedding isā¦
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Tanisha Love Ramirez does us the honor of hitting the newsstand and buying the hot-off-the-presses issues of In Touch, Star, Ok!, Life & Style and Star. We're on a mission to find actual "news" in the tabloids, though we seldom succeed. For instance: This week, Kimā¦
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Tanisha Love Ramirez assists us in analyzing the "news" in In Touch, Us, Ok!, Life & Style, and Star. This week, Kardashian weight is news again: Kim is fat, Khloe is hot. Also? "Real" "Housewives" get liquid nose jobs; Ryan Gosling's dogs need their privacy; and the realā¦
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Tanisha Love Ramirez assists as we gorge on gossip from In Touch, Us, Ok!, Life & Style, and Star. This week, there's a ton of Kardashian "news": Scott "American Psycho" Disick may not be the father of Kourtney Kardashian's son; Rob Kardashian's been boozing and seeingā¦
Welcome back to Midweek Madness. This week, unfortunately, five out of five tabloid covers feature a Kardashian. Join us as we open the dark closets of In Touch, Us, Ok!, Life & Style, and Star to see what lurks within.
Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Every Wednesday, we head to the newsstands, hoping for piping hot gossip. Tanisha Love Ramirez assists as we test the waters of In Touch, Us, Ok!, Life & Style, and Star. This week: Miranda Lambert had an over-the-phone showcase showdown with the younger woman Blake Shelton's beenā¦
Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Every Wednesday, we hit the newsstand for the blood-sucking celebrity weeklies: In Touch, Us, Ok!, Life & Style, and Star. This week, Tanisha Love Ramirez assists as we pick up what the parasitic mags are putting down: Ben and Jen are in crisis; Miley Cyrus is minus one fiancé; Snookiā¦
Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Every Wednesday, we listen to the annoying songs of those little birds of gossip: In Touch, Us, Ok!, Life & Style and Star. This week, Tanisha Love Ramirez assists as the mags report: Tori and Dean screamed at each other in an Urban Outfitters; Rihanna has an engagement ring from Chrisā¦
Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Every Wednesday, we snack on gossip sandwiches served by In Touch, Us, Ok!, Life & Style, and Star. This week, Tanisha Love Ramirez assists as we the mags report: Kris Jenner is a straight up pimp; other swimsuit models loathe Kate Upton; and Britney Spears is being wooed by a execs atā¦
Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Every Wednesday, we cuddle the gossip in the tabloids, nuzzling In Touch, Us, Ok!, Life & Style, and Star. This week, we have details about The Bachelor's unsexy sex life; news that Jennifer Aniston is having twins (again); and appallingly low-quality images of the visibly enceinteā¦
Welcome back to Midweek Madness! It's Wednesday, and we need to quench our thirst for gossip, so Intern Tanisha assists in our analysis of In Touch, Us, Ok!, Life & Style, and Star. This week, we learn that Rihanna and Justin Bieber messed around in a hotel room; we hear from AP.9, the man who claims he had sex withā¦
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we snort lines of gossip from In Touch, Us, Ok!, Life & Style, and Star. This week, everyone's been really busy. Brandi Glanville has a lot to say about her new surgically-enhanced vagina; Kanye West is Jon Snow; Nicki Minaj's boyfriend got a blow job in a closet from a pornā¦
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we swap your regular news with gossip crystals from the tabloids: In Touch, Us, Ok!, Life & Style, and Star. This week, Angelina Jolie is knocked up with baby number seven; Anne Hathaway is working on a "killer" Oscar speech; and Justin Bieber got fucked up on weed and purpleā¦
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we interpret messages from the tabloids shilling celebrity scandal by analyzing In Touch, Us, Ok!, Life & Style, and Star. This week, we get a look at Khloe Kardashian's real father and what's allegedly a breast implant scar on Noted Love Unicorn Taylor Swift, while reelingā¦
