This Week In Tabloids: The Hideously Cruel 'Worst Beach Bodies' Issue

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Callie Beusman assists as we quaff goblets of gossip. This week: There's beef between K. Middy and HRH Liz; George Clooney is one step closer to an "I'll Raise This Baby Alone" cover; and the dreaded "Best and Worst Beach Bodies" issue is fucking awful. » 7/02/14 3:15pm 7/02/14 3:15pm

Week in Tabloids: Bachelorette Andi Got Pregnant in the Fantasy Suite

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous gossip and "read" the tabloids so you don't "have" to. This week: Beyoncé and Jay Z visit Gwyneth's "conscious uncoupling" marriage counselor; Jenna Dewan and Channing Tatum are on the rocks; and the Bachelorette got knocked up in… » 6/25/14 3:20pm 6/25/14 3:20pm

This Week in Tabloids: Ben Affleck's Gambling Addiction Out Of Control

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Callie Beusman and I slog through the pages of In Touch, Us, Ok!, Life& Style and Star so that together we may inform you of what the tabloids are up to. This week: Cameron Diaz is having a Good Charlotte baby; and Prince Harry's watching reality TV; and Ben "Batman" Affleck… » 6/11/14 3:00pm 6/11/14 3:00pm

This Week in Tabloids: Jaden Smith & the Jenner Sisters Join a Cult

Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Every Wednesday, Callie Beusman and I "read" the celebrity weeklies so that you don't "have" to. Guess what? Not one single magazine had Beyoncé/Jay Z/Solange as the main cover story today. Instead? Unsolicited Uterus Updates for Angelina Jolie and Selena Gomez and cult activity from… » 5/14/14 3:45pm 5/14/14 3:45pm

This Week in Tabloids: Faked Pix of Kim Squeezing Into Wedding Dress

Welcome back! Wednesdays belong to Midweek Madness, in which Callie Beusman and I "read" the celebrity weeklies so that you don't "have" to. This week: Ben Affleck's gambling problem means his marriage is in crisis; Kate Middleton is "officially" having another kid (someday); and so much Kim Kardashian wedding stuff,… » 5/07/14 3:00pm 5/07/14 3:00pm

This Week in Tabloids: Kim Cheated on Kanye With Chris Brown

Welcome back! Every Wednesday, Callie Beusman heads to the newsstand and together we "read" the celebrity tabloids — Ok!, In Touch, Life & Style, Star, Us — so you don't "have" to. This week: Miley "overdosed" on marijuana; Mariah and Nick are dunzo; and Kim cheated on Kanye with Chris Brown. Rumormongering ahoy. » 4/30/14 3:00pm 4/30/14 3:00pm

This Week in Tabloids: Miley in Danger of Drug-Induced Heart Attack

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Callie Beusman and I try to snuggle up to tabloid gossip, using the silky sheets from the new issues of Ok!, In Touch, Life & Style, Us, and Star. This week: One cover features a sonogram "dramatization" to "prove" that Angelina Jolie is knocked up; Tori Spelling offers TMI;… » 4/16/14 3:20pm 4/16/14 3:20pm

This Week in Tabloids: Angelina and Brad's 'Bizarre' Parenting Methods

Welcome back to Midweek Madness. Every Wednesday, Callie Beusman heads to the newsstand to purchase the new issues of In Touch, Life & Style, Ok!, Us and Star, so that together we may dig into moist, rich celebrity tabloid dirt. This week: Tom Cruise is wearing his midlife crisis on his face; Kim Kardashian spent $23K… » 4/09/14 3:20pm 4/09/14 3:20pm

This Week in Tabloids: More Famous Guys From Lindsay Lohan's Fuck List

Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Every Wednesday, Callie Beusman heads to the newsstand and buys the new issues of Ok!, In Touch, Life & Style, Star and Us. Together we endure the creepy-crawly feeling that comes from reading these mags. This week: A reconciliation for Khloe and Lamar; a fetus for Jennifer Aniston;… » 3/19/14 3:30pm 3/19/14 3:30pm

The Week in Tabloids: Kendall Jenner Steals Kim Kardashian Vogue Cover

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Callie Beusman makes a pilgrimage to the local newsstand and buys the latest issues of Ok!, In Touch, Life & Style, Us and Star. Together we "read" the "news" so you don't "have" to. This week: Nicole Richie is "scary skinny;" everyone hates The Bachelor; and new fashion it… » 2/26/14 3:10pm 2/26/14 3:10pm

This Week in Tabloids: Another Lady Quits The Bachelor ('He's a Jerk')

Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Every Wednesday, Callie Beusman skips to the newsstand to procure the celebrity weeklies (In Touch, Ok!, Us, Star, Life & Style) and together we peruse these silly nursery rhymes of gossip. This week: Kate Middleton is pregnant with a little princess; Juan Pablo is a "jerk" and an… » 2/19/14 3:45pm 2/19/14 3:45pm

I'm Very Upset About These Tori and Dean Cheating Rumors

I feel like I'm the only person on earth who watched every episode of Tori & Dean: Inn Love—which was the 2007 reality show where Tori Spelling and husband Dean McDermott attempted to open a bed and breakfast while Tori was 97 months pregnant with their first child—because every time I reference it and go up top for… » 12/26/13 4:50pm 12/26/13 4:50pm

This Week in Tabloids: A Detailed Analysis of Ke$ha's Plastic Surgery

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, your spelunking trip into the dark caves of the celebrity gossip tabloids. Every Wednesday, Callie Beusman heads to the newsstand and picks up the new issues of In Touch, Ok!, Life & Style, Star and Us, and together we navigate the stalagmites masquerading as "news." This week: Angie… » 12/04/13 2:45pm 12/04/13 2:45pm

This Week in Tabloids: Kim Kardashian's Weight-Loss Secret Is Surgery

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Callie Beusman assists as we endure the torture of reading celebrity tabloids, checking out the new issues of In Touch, Ok!, Life & Style, Us and Star. This week, Jennifer Aniston is sad and lonely again; Angelina Jolie hates Sandra Bullock; and Kim Kardashian is seeing a… » 11/20/13 3:45pm 11/20/13 3:45pm

This Week in Tabloids: Beyoncé and Jay Z's Marriage Is in Crisis

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Callie Beusman assists as we attempt to shine a light into the filthy, dark crevices of In Touch, Ok!, Life & Style, Us and Star. This week: Jennifer Aniston's haircut sends a secret message; Noah and Allie from The Notebook might be back on; and Bey and Jay have serious… » 11/13/13 3:05pm 11/13/13 3:05pm

This Week in Tabloids: Kylie & Kendall Are Your New Teen Trainwrecks

Welcome back to Midweek Madness! Every Wednesday, Callie Beusman assists as we gleefully embark on a search and destroy mission for "news" in In Touch, Ok!, Life & Style, Us and Star. It should be noted that because the weekly tabloids close their issues on Monday nights, not a single magazine had a story about Kim… » 10/23/13 3:00pm 10/23/13 3:00pm

This Week in Tabloids: Bruce Jenner Wants to Be a Woman

Welcome back! Every Wednesday, we do Midweek Madness, in which Callie Beusman heads to the newsstand and buys the latest issues of Ok!, Us, In Touch, Life & Style and Star, so that together, we can read them and weep. This week: Beyoncé is labeled a "diva" for wanting to have peanut butter backstage; Miley Cyrus is… » 10/16/13 3:00pm 10/16/13 3:00pm

This Week in Tabloids: 2-Month-Old North West Has a $200K Ruby

Welcome back to Midweek Madness! It's Wednesday, so we sent Callie Beusman to the newsstand to pick up the fresh-out-of-the-oven issues of In Touch, Ok!, Life & Style, Star and Us. This week: the Kardashians are pushing Khloe to fire Lamar; Cathy Z is in the VIP section of Hell; and two-month-old North West is a… » 9/04/13 4:30pm 9/04/13 4:30pm

The Week in Tabloids: Christina & Britney Try to Out-Skinny Each Other

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we send Callie Beusman to the newsstand to procure the latest issues of Ok!, In Touch, Life & Style, Us and Star. This week, Jennifer Aniston is pregnant and not pregnant; Kanye West is planning a big wedding; and Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears have each entered the… » 8/07/13 3:40pm 8/07/13 3:40pm