Wedding Bells, Not Bumps, For Moss And Doherty?

  • Is a bridal line in Kate Moss's future? Her boyfriend, supposedly sober Pete Doherty, says that if he can stay clean, he hopes to marry Moss this summer. We say there's as good a chance of that happening as there is our voting for Giuliani in 2008. [Yahoo News]
  • New names being tossed around to replace Rosie O'Donnell.…
  • » 6/21/07 6:58pm 6/21/07 6:58pm

Calling Britney 'Crazy': A Way To Keep Our Jobs? Or Lose Them? So…

  • Apparently posting up photos of Britney Spears and labeling her "crazy" is illegal. Does this mean we're part of some sort of underground economy? [E!]
  • In today's installment of what happens when we read too quickly, we thought this said, "Robot explores giant crayon." [BBC]
  • Bush's budget director Rob Portman, the only…
  • » 6/19/07 7:05pm 6/19/07 7:05pm

If You Feel The Tag Rubbing Against Your Breasts, You've Got The Damn…

  • Oh, Britney, Britney, Britney. Front, back. Front, back. We know: It's complicated! [People.com]
  • Sweet revenge! Jennifer Lopez's former assistant has been hired away from her by her husband Marc Anthony's ex-wife, Dayanara Torres. Secrets revealed, copious tears to come. [Radar]
  • President Bush's watch has gone missing…
  • » 6/12/07 6:49pm 6/12/07 6:49pm

Will Bono Ever Find The Humanitarian Cause He Is Looking For?

  • Because the continent of Africa is not enough, Bono has founded a nonprofit to ensure that our next president makes poverty a key item on his (or her!) agenda. Seriously, is there anything bigger than this guy's heart? Besides maybe his collection of "funky" sunglasses? [CNN]
  • Female inmates in Florida reach out to…
  • » 6/11/07 6:40pm 6/11/07 6:40pm

Jennifer Aniston Proves Wit And Charm Don't Matter In A Man: It's All…

  • Jennifer Aniston just says no to that more rotund Vince Vaughn and picks herself up a male model named Paul Sculfor (who we show you almost-nudie, to the left) to date instead. [People.com]
  • A new development in stem cell research allows for cells to be removed without the destruction of human embryos. We assume…
  • » 6/06/07 7:35pm 6/06/07 7:35pm