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    Follow The Yellow Brick Road

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    Image of budholly101 budholly101
    07/10/09

    In reply to Follow The Yellow Brick Road
    Considering that my dog once had to have his stomach cut open to remove several undigested pairs of underwear, this urine method might have some merit. Jezzies - consider this fair warning, if you see a trail of underwear in your neighborhood, Budholly101's dog has gone missing!
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    Image of RainbowBrite RainbowBrite
    07/09/09

    In reply to Follow The Yellow Brick Road
    For some reason I envisioned them actually peeing around town, not sprinkling the urine from a jar. I don't know which is weirder - peeing on your neighbor's mailbox at night or collecting your own urine and sprinkling it around town.

    This new format is weird -- I like how it's recommending "More about Urine". Just what I was looking for!!
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    Image of BelleFree BelleFree
    07/09/09

    In reply to Follow The Yellow Brick Road
    My favorite part of this is the new "MORE ABOUT URINE" column.

    Hi, I am six.
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    Image of Mrs. Stephen Fry Mrs. Stephen Fry
    07/09/09

    @BelleFree: So am I, I guess, because I came here to post that very thing. More about Urine! As if this is very frequent topic at Jezebel.
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    Image of willwriteforfood willwriteforfood
    07/09/09

    @Mrs. Stephen Fry: But bodily functions are very important! I want to know more about urine. My bf quizzes me about mine to make sure I'm getting all my nutrients and drinking enough water every day. Because he loves me weirdly like that.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    07/09/09

    In reply to Follow The Yellow Brick Road
    Urine not going to find your dog that way.
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    Image of FurrierAndIves FurrierAndIves
    07/09/09

    @morninggloria:Maybe not. But peeple will sit up and take notice! Are you begging for more?
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    Image of mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it
    07/10/09

    @morninggloria: It's not an easy task. The whole thing is like pissing into the wind.
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    Image of SBJ SBJ
    07/09/09

    In reply to Follow The Yellow Brick Road
    I'm just saying, if Simon doesn't turn up they can totally have mine.

    Dogs, not urine.

    To be clear.
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    Image of tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock
    07/09/09

    In reply to Follow The Yellow Brick Road
    Huh. Do you just carry around bottles of urine and sprinkle? Apparently, and apparently you can also spray it.

    "And Incredibly, a small army of friends and volunteers have helped them spread the scent around the upmarket suburbs of Redland, Clifton and Cotham in Bristol."

    Wow. That's dedication.
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    Image of argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw? argle-bargle? or fou-ferraw?
    07/09/09

    @tonightineed is actually Mrs. Ziegler-Spock: No kidding! I love my dog, but I think I'd draw the line at posters and regular visits to the pound.
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    Image of stuff.mcgee stuff.mcgee
    07/09/09

    In reply to Follow The Yellow Brick Road
    What a coincidence! That's how I find my way home after a solid night of drinking.
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    Image of sarah0220 (please don't take my star) sarah0220 (please don't take my star)
    07/09/09

    @stuff.mcgee: I just laughed out loud to that.
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    Image of andBegorrah andBegorrah
    07/09/09

    In reply to Follow The Yellow Brick Road
    I did the same thing freshman year of college to get my high-school boyfriend to come back to me, but I used a mixture of Boons Strawberry Hill and my own tears. It worked.
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    Image of MarissaExplainsItAll MarissaExplainsItAll
    07/09/09

    In reply to Follow The Yellow Brick Road
    I'm thinking that this dog and R Kelly have a lot in common.
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    Image of sarah0220 (please don't take my star) sarah0220 (please don't take my star)
    07/09/09

    In reply to Follow The Yellow Brick Road
    I understand that a dog's sense of smell is much stronger than most, but how will he recognize the smell of his owners' urine? I skimmed most of the article, did I miss it somewhere?
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    Image of AJ AJ
    07/09/09

    @sarah0220 (please don't take my star): Yes, what exactly were they doing to that dog that he know what their urine smells like?
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    Image of captainhaddock captainhaddock
    07/09/09

    @sarah0220 (please don't take my star): In the article, some chick from the to-the-point monikered www.doglost.co.uk says it will work. I trust her judgement?
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    Image of sarah0220 (please don't take my star) sarah0220 (please don't take my star)
    07/09/09

    @captainhaddock: You can go ahead and trust her judgment. I shall wait for the follow up story before I make my decision.
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    Image of AnatomyFightSong AnatomyFightSong
    07/09/09

    @AJ: Well, dogs have been known to drink out of the toilet...
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    Image of BluebellaElliot BluebellaElliot
    07/09/09

    @AJ: Well according to the article it has "worked for other people in the past." I don't know, I'd be more inclined to take a well worn t shirt, shred it and tie it to trees or something like that.
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    Image of Ultraprison! Ultraprison!
    07/09/09

    @sarah0220 (please don't take my star): No wonder the dog ran away... couldn't they have just rubbed a dirty t-shirt on the signs or something??
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    Image of AJ AJ
    07/09/09

    @BluebellaElliot: In agility competitions dogs are expected to pick up the item that carries their owner's scent. I would have gone the shirt route before I ever thought of using urine.
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    07/09/09

    @AnatomyFightSong: Ha! Good point.
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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    12/03/08

    In reply to Let's Talk About Sex
    Another way to tell if a polar bear is male is ask it to go buy some tampons and see how it reacts.
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    Image of CrossWord CrossWord
    12/03/08

    In reply to Let's Talk About Sex
    My pubes can get unruly, too, but no one's ever mistaken me for a man.
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    Image of SarahMC SarahMC
    12/03/08

    In reply to Let's Talk About Sex
    But what shall I get it for Christmas?!
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    Image of The HZA. The HZA.
    12/03/08

    In reply to Let's Talk About Sex
    Just put out a bunch of Shenises and see which polar bears take one to use for peeing. Duh.
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    Image of AthertonMerriweather AthertonMerriweather
    12/03/08

    In reply to Let's Talk About Sex
    But what does the bear identify as? Can we get a 20/20 Special on the bear and the pregnant man?
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