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The Feminal is a traveling urinal for women, designed to be used in a reclined, seated or standing position. It differs from the Magic Cone and the Shenis in that the leak-proof seal makes it so you don't even have to stop driving if you gotta go real bad. [Comfort House]
polls
Does Your Man Pee Sitting Down?
Now this is surprising: In a poll taken of 518 married couples, 49% of the guys said they pee sitting down, because their wives had asked them to. By the by, this poll was conducted in Japan, where "toilet etiquette is a serious topic," explains Guardian. Around here, we pee standing up. So somehow it makes perfect sense that some sort of role-reversal would happen! None of us are married (yet), but a couple of us know dudes who totally pop a squat to urinate. Do you? More »
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Halle Berry finally opened up about her lovely baby bump — given to her by model Gabriel Aubrey — on yesterday's Oprah. She and O discussed the pressures placed on the baby to be attractive, since the parents are so beautiful. God, life's tough! Halle said that she and Gabriel tried for a long time before she finally got knocked up, and she took about 35 home pregnancy tests before she got a positive result. 35? Did she take them biweekly or something? Have they been together for that long? Also, she saved all the negative results in a drawer because she's "superstitious." That drawer must've stunk. Especially if she was eating a lot of asparagus.
Halle Berry Discusses Sexiest Fetus Alive On 'Oprah'
Halle Berry finally opened up about her lovely baby bump — given to her by model Gabriel Aubrey — on yesterday's Oprah. She and O discussed the pressures placed on the baby to be attractive, since the parents are so beautiful. God, life's tough! Halle said that she and Gabriel tried for a long time before she finally got knocked up, and she took about 35 home pregnancy tests before she got a positive result. 35? Did she take them biweekly or something? Have they been together for that long? Also, she saved all the negative results in a drawer because she's "superstitious." That drawer must've stunk. Especially if she was eating a lot of asparagus.
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Sampling The Shenis, Or How Women Can Pee On Two Feet
The Shenis (yes, sounds like "penis"!) is a hollowed out, 12-inch long fake penis intended for women to use as a tool to pee while standing up. As its creator Kiki Curry states in the video clip above, it's great for hiking, boating, peeing outdoors, and intimidating men! And while we don't like doing physical activities in nature, we'd love to try this out while drunk on the streets of New York. P.S. Kiki Curry is our new fave kook.
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Even though Mandie Erickson hasn't had too much camera time over the past two episodes of The Fashionista Diaries (CF, come back to us!), she's still managed to keep up a spirit of cuntiness through the inane tasks she assigns to Seventh House assistants Bridget and Laurie. It's a perfectly acceptable chore to have to stuff and seal envelopes, but they wouldn't let the girls use wet sponges or paper towels, and instead made them lick each one. After a while, the girls got goofy on the glue and Laurie made some funny faces that made Bridget literally pee her pants (and the floor). And right by the samples, no less! Granted, if Laurie made that terrifying face at us, we'd probs excrete a lot more than just pee.
'The Fashionista Diaries': Bridget Wets Her Pants
Even though Mandie Erickson hasn't had too much camera time over the past two episodes of The Fashionista Diaries (CF, come back to us!), she's still managed to keep up a spirit of cuntiness through the inane tasks she assigns to Seventh House assistants Bridget and Laurie. It's a perfectly acceptable chore to have to stuff and seal envelopes, but they wouldn't let the girls use wet sponges or paper towels, and instead made them lick each one. After a while, the girls got goofy on the glue and Laurie made some funny faces that made Bridget literally pee her pants (and the floor). And right by the samples, no less! Granted, if Laurie made that terrifying face at us, we'd probs excrete a lot more than just pee.
inside the minds of men
Why Men Pee In The Shower -- The IM Investigation
When (well, if) America chooses a woman president next November, few traditionally male experiences will be unfamiliar to the fairer sex. We fight wars. We ejaculate. We even, on occasion, send emails regarding our emotional unavailability after a night of passion that involved a little too much cuddling. But no girl we have ever known pisses in the shower. Welcome to our very first installment of 'Inside the Minds Of Men,' wherein we send our youngest and, uh, fairest Jezebel editor, Jen, who doesn't so much as brush her teeth in the shower, to investigate the few remaining mysteries of manhood. She'll go to strip clubs and listen to Stern and hang out at the New York Stock Exchange and do all sorts of other crap that dudes do to retain their senses of whatever the fuck "manhood" is these days.
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