While Your Back Was Turned, Everyone Became Obsessed With Their Pee
According to the New York Post, this summer’s hottest fad is peeing, and talking about your pee with your friends to see whose pee is the best.
Ur-In-Therapy: My Quest to Cure My Cystic Acne With My Own Pee
What wouldn't a woman of a certain age do to preserve her dewy youth? Take it from this burgeoning crone: There may be good reason Chelsea Handler took that spray of piss in the face from Jason Biggs like a champ, and it may have more to do with vanity than good sportsmanship.
Rotten Skate, South Korea's 'Smelliest Food,' Peels Your Mouth Skin Off
As a rule, I aim to be 100% nonjudgmental about other cultures' "weird" foods. Like, why the fuck shouldn't someone eat a roasted tarantula? I'd eat literally eight crabs right now. I would crack open their carapaces and use their own spiky toes to pick out their guts. A tarantula is basically the same thing, only…
Help! How Do I Get That Old-Man-Pee Smell Out Of My Bathroom?
Jolie Kerr is a cleaning expert and advice columnist. She'll be here every other week helping to answer your filthiest questions. Are you dirty? Email her.
Lena Dunham Lands Cover of Rolling Stone, Discusses Her 'Childhood Fear of Sex'
You know, I was chilly on Girls for the first few episodes, and I did not enjoy Arfin-gate 2012 or Detroit-gate 2013, but the more I watch it the more I'm convinced that—as much as she pisses me off now and then—the show not just entertaining and beautifully written, it's important. Lena Dunham is challenging the…
Shaq Posts His Feelings on Urinal Etiquette; Homophobic Trolls Go Nuts
Shaquille O'Neal is clearly the hugest dork ever to play professional sports. He's also been outspoken in his support for LGBT youth and anti-bullying campaigns. So I'm willing to believe he didn't overtly intend any anti-gay sentiments in this Facebook post on Wednesday—a three-panel cartoon in which a dude bypasses…
An Anonymous Interview With a Grown Man Who Pees in the Pool
According to a new survey conducted jointly by the Water Quality & Health Council and the Ruin Summer Forever Brotherhood of Killjoys, one in five adults admits to peeing in public swimming pools. Gross, right? I managed to track down one of these unrepentant pool pee-ers and get him to answer for his crimes. Here's…
How to Pass a Drug Test
In honor of Snoop Dogg's favorite holiday, we're pulling one from the vault: our useful — and timely! — guide on how to pass a drug test. (Not that you should do drugs. Drugs are bad.)
How Come Women's Urinals Haven't Caught On?
I am convinced that women could pee standing up, with the same accuracy as a man (which means, what, 90% accuracy?), if they practiced as often as men do.
Two Sisters, One Guy, Urine, and Pliers Form Awful Menage a WTF
A duo of Wisconsin sisters are in trouble after subjecting a male teen with unelaborated upon social issues to confusing, horrific sexual torture. Warning: it involves pliers. To the penis.
Kids May Wet the Bed Because They Can't Poop
Ahh, peeing in bed. Many of us have unpleasant memories of doing it as children, and no doubt many of you have been woken to change the sheets after one of your children let loose his or her bladder while deep asleep. There are plenty of reasons why kids wet the bed, but now scientists have discovered that there's…
New Sega Games Use Men's Dicks as Controllers
You know what's boring? Peeing standing up! We ladies wouldn't know this, but it's the worst— nothing to do but stare at the wall in front of you for the 10-30 seconds that it takes to urinate. Luckily, Sega has developed a solution for this pervasive problem and that solution, no duh, is video games for urinals.…
Someone Is Peeing in British Judges' Food
Somebody at the Snaresbrook crown court must be a shitty tipper, because the food in the cafeteria has allegedly been contaminated with urine. Traces of it were apparently found in soup, salad, and even sandwiches, which customers had complained "smelled a bit off." Since only legal officers eat in the cafeteria, the…
Gloria Allred Puts Pee-Flinging Mean Girls on Trial
Gloria Allred, who apparently has a whole show wherein shut-ins watch her Dispense Justice on the teevee, took on a doozy of a case in a recent show, a case that pitted three popular girls against one girl who couldn't hack it with their crew. Regina George on trial!
How To Pass A Drug Test
Perhaps you've found yourself in a situation where you have to take a drug test. And perhaps you are a marijuana enthusiast or just sporadically partake in the pleasure. This intersection is Not Good, but we have some tips on how marijuana users can pass a urine test, and piss like you're off the pot.
Harvard Says LGBT Pee-Vandalism Was An Accident
Harvard officials are now saying that LGBT-themed books in a university library were drenched with urine not as the result of a hate crime, but because of an employee accident. Obviously, questions remain.
Harvard Vandal Pours Pee On LGBT Books
Last month, an unknown vandal poured urine over 40 books on LGBT issues in Harvard's Lamont Library. The volumes were destroyed, and they may not be replaced.
Shock: Palin Not Well-Liked • Fart-Fetishist Sexually Assaulted
• A CBS poll shows that Sarah Palin is pretty unpopular. Unsurprisingly, only 7% of Democrats have a positive view of the former governor of Alaska, and 43% of Republicans can say the same.
RapeLay Game Sparks Call For Gaming-Industry Policing In Japan • Caster Semenya Announces Return to Running
• Even though the video game RapeLay (which allows you to stalk and assault multiple women and girls) was removed from Amazon and other outlets, the game remains a viral sensation, and is commonly available for download online.
Serial Urinator Targeted Women's Legs
Yesterday New Jersey police arrested a man who has allegedly been urinating on the back of women's legs as they're walking or waiting for the bus. The incidents started in December; police believe he's peed on many women. [WPIX]
