Jezebel: urination

Janice Dickinson Pisses Where She Sleeps

Tracie — Thu, 11 Jun 2009 12:00:00 EDT

On Last night's I'm a Celebrity…, Janice woke up in the middle of the night, squat beside her bed, and peed in the middle of the group's camp. Later, she threatened to take a shit on Daniel Baldwin's pillow.

Actually, it was more of a promise than a threat.

Stephen Baldwin, Daniel's brother, actually made an incredibly astute observation when he said, "I've never seen anybody who continues to like, function, but be this wacked. With the exception of like, Courtney Love."

Dodai here. OMG. I love pizza. I had pizza...

Dodai — Fri, 10 Oct 2008 11:20:00 EDT

Dodai here. OMG. I love pizza. I had pizza for dinner last night. It had onions and barbecue sauce on it and it rocked my small, small world. But apparently, for 1 million American women, eating pizza means awful pelvic pain and an urgent need to frequently urinate. According to researchers at Northwestern University's Feinberg School of Medicine, the pelvic pain is so intense that some women administer anesthetic lidocaine directly into their bladders via a catheter to get relief. Oy. [UPI]

Does Your Man Pee Sitting Down?

dodai — Fri, 14 Dec 2007 16:40:00 EST

Now this is surprising: In a poll taken of 518 married couples, 49% of the guys said they pee sitting down, because their wives had asked them to. By the by, this poll was conducted in Japan, where "toilet etiquette is a serious topic," explains Guardian. Around here, we pee standing up. So somehow it makes perfect sense that some sort of role-reversal would happen! None of us are married (yet), but a couple of us know dudes who totally pop a squat to urinate. Do you?

Welcome to the Urine Nation poll!

Japanese Wives Scent Victory In Battle Of The Loo [Guardian]
Earlier: The Shenis, Or, What Happens When Girls Pee Standing Up

The Shenis, Or, What Happens When Girls Pee Standing Up

Tracie — Mon, 22 Oct 2007 11:00:00 EDT

After hearing about the Shenis, a 12-inch-long, hollowed-out penis that enables women to pee standing up, it was clear what we needed to do: Order a few and engage in a pissing contest. [These ladies are my heroes. -Ed.] Yesterday afternoon, four of us gathered on a rooftop in Brooklyn, where we chugged beer, wine and water and then assumed the male pee position. Above, a video of our urinary escapade, made with love by Alex Goldberg, and after the jump, stills from the session.

We put the Shenises in our pants and pretended to be male porn stars.

This shot sorta sums up our afternoon filming: Shenis, alcohol, makeup.

Earlier: Sampling The Shenis, Or How Women Can Pee On Two Feet