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    #Urahoe: More Proof Of The Stupidity Of Twitter Trending Topics

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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    06/12/09

    In reply to Miley Cyrus Pierces Her Nose, Tells America To Blame Kelly Clarkson
    Trent Reznor must have seen the #Urahoe trending topic. At least that is what I picture in my head.
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    Image of Maulleigh Maulleigh
    06/10/09

    In reply to #Urahoe: More Proof Of The Stupidity Of Twitter Trending Topics
    Thank you for drawing attention to this, Jezebel. I think young people (and I'm assuming these people are young and uneducated) really have no idea what is offensive or sexist. It's not an issue with them.


    I hope they grow up and fast.

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    Image of The Queen of No The Queen of No
    06/10/09

    In reply to #Urahoe: More Proof Of The Stupidity Of Twitter Trending Topics
    Well, that just ruined my day. It's exhausting trying to explain to people why labels like "ho(e)" and "slut" and the like are so offensive. Sometimes it feels totally futile.
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    Image of queenieinmanhattan queenieinmanhattan
    06/10/09

    In reply to #Urahoe: More Proof Of The Stupidity Of Twitter Trending Topics
    @PeteOMalley, FTW! Nicely done, sir.

    Also, I now realize how lucky I am in terms of who I follow on Twitter; I haven't seen this hashtag once. Phew.

    Hope I didn't just jinx it.
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    Image of stoprobbers stoprobbers
    06/10/09

    In reply to #Urahoe: More Proof Of The Stupidity Of Twitter Trending Topics
    These people can't spell "you," "know" or "ho." I don't think I give a fuck what they think about me.
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    06/10/09

    In reply to #Urahoe: More Proof Of The Stupidity Of Twitter Trending Topics
    Also, see:

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    Image of deitybox deitybox
    06/10/09

    In reply to #Urahoe: More Proof Of The Stupidity Of Twitter Trending Topics
    If you're the thing with feathers, you're a hope.
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    Image of mbot says Spock yeah! mbot says Spock yeah!
    06/10/09

    @deitybox: But only if you perch on the soul.
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    Image of slowpoke.r slowpoke.r
    06/10/09

    @deitybox: "How wrong Emily Dickinson was. Hope is not the thing with feathers. The thing with feathers is my nephew. I must take him to a specialist in Zurich." -Woody Allen
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    06/10/09

    In reply to #Urahoe: More Proof Of The Stupidity Of Twitter Trending Topics
    According to 3 of these, I'm a hoe the hoe-iest hoe to ever til a garden.
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    Image of LaComtesse LaComtesse
    06/10/09

    @LaComtesse: Grrr.


    "According to three of these, I'm a hoe: the hoe-iest hoe to ever till a garden."


    Better.

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    Image of morninggloria morninggloria
    06/10/09

    In reply to #Urahoe: More Proof Of The Stupidity Of Twitter Trending Topics
    If you are a filthy, sinful slut, you're a ho.


    If you're made of chocolate, filled with cream, and delicious, you are a ho ho.


    If you are a specific type of laughter and were just emitted by a man in red with a white beard, you're a ho ho ho.

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    Image of deitybox deitybox
    06/10/09

    @morninggloria: If you are a specific type of drunken laughter and were just emitted by a man with an eyepatch and beard, you're a yo ho yo ho and a bottle of rum.
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    Image of BabyJane BabyJane
    06/10/09

    @morninggloria: I'm not even going to discuss people who enjoy hoedowns.
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    Image of NefariousNewt NefariousNewt
    06/10/09

    In reply to #Urahoe: More Proof Of The Stupidity Of Twitter Trending Topics
    And this is why I avoid Twitter. You are not going to get intellectual discourse in 140 characters or less. Haiku, maybe...
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    Image of Beat Girl Beat Girl
    06/10/09

    In reply to #Urahoe: More Proof Of The Stupidity Of Twitter Trending Topics
    Just to offer balance, the trending topics I see when I go on the Twitter homepage are very often about news, current affairs and politics. All is not lost, folks.
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    Image of nessalicious nessalicious
    06/10/09

    @Beat Girl: One of mine is #geekpickuplines right now, and against all my geeky judgement I am laughing. DAMN TWITTER.
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    Image of Jack_Burton Jack_Burton
    06/10/09

    @Beat Girl, @nessalicious: 4 teh lulz, I actually liked these ones:


    #Geekpickuplines

    #3wordsaftersex

    #3breakupwords


    Problem is, many Twitter respondents are stupid, crass, and unfunny. And twice that number are redundant, and retweet the sparse funny lines.

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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    06/10/09

    In reply to #Urahoe: More Proof Of The Stupidity Of Twitter Trending Topics
    hairgeldood#urahoe if u have a bachina EWEWEW BACHINA!!!
    BigIdiotFace#urahoe if u enjoy secksual innercorse
    someotherjerk#urahoe cuz ur a chick LOLOLOL!!!!


    Hilarity, that.

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    Image of lilbobbytables lilbobbytables
    06/10/09

    In reply to #Urahoe: More Proof Of The Stupidity Of Twitter Trending Topics
    PeteOMalley #urahoe if you are an agricultural tool used to agitate the surface of the soil around plants to remove weeds


    Oh yeah. Such a dirty, dirty hoe.

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    Image of cuteasabutton cuteasabutton
    06/10/09

    @lilbobbytables is a la-di-da feminist: I like to agitate soil real good baby.
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    Image of tscheese tscheese
    06/10/09

    In reply to #Urahoe: More Proof Of The Stupidity Of Twitter Trending Topics
    So far it seems the only qualification for being a "hoe" is this: being an individual who has the misfortune of being described by people who cannot type out "you are."
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    Image of vamusical vamusical
    06/10/09

    @tscheese: Also, I was pretty sure that "ho" was always how you spelled it when using it the non-agricultural way.
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    Image of SarahMC SarahMC
    06/10/09

    In reply to #Urahoe: More Proof Of The Stupidity Of Twitter Trending Topics
    Basically "ur a hoe" if you are a woman with a sexual appetite, period.
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    Image of Tequila Mockingbird Tequila Mockingbird
    06/10/09

    @SarahMC: ball-cutting cybersuccubus: sexual appetite on your period = hoeier than thou.
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    Image of mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it mepo - Robert Cornhole invented it
    06/10/09

    @SarahMC: ball-cutting cybersuccubus: Basically "ur a hoe" if you are a woman with a sexual appetite, during her period.
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    Image of cuteasabutton cuteasabutton
    06/10/09

    @IrockIroll: "Hoeier than thou" - awesome!
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