This Week in Tabloids: Babysplosion! Kim Kardashian, Duchess Kate, and…

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we nurse at the teats of In Touch, Us, Ok!, Life & Style, and Star. This week is Unsolicited Uterus Update week, since three out of five tabloid covers deal with reproduction. But while Kim Kardashian's twins are imaginary, Kate Middleton and Jessica Simpson might actually be… » 11/28/12 4:00pm 11/28/12 4:00pm

This Week in Tabloids: Drew Barrymore's Sad, Sexless Honeymoon

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we guzzle gossip from the goblets of In Touch, Us, Ok!, Life & Style, and Star. This week, well, it's a slow fucking week in celebrity tabloidland. The covers are dominated by teen moms, that Bachelorette lady and the Kardashian Kids. Still, we managed to stick our straws in… » 6/20/12 5:30pm 6/20/12 5:30pm