This Week in Tabloids: Babysplosion! Kim Kardashian, Duchess Kate, and Jessica Simpson Are Pregnant

Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we nurse at the teats of In Touch, Us, Ok!, Life & Style, and Star. This week is Unsolicited Uterus Update week, since three out of five tabloid covers deal with reproduction. But while Kim Kardashian's twins are imaginary, Kate Middleton and Jessica Simpson might actually be…
This Week in Tabloids: Drew Barrymore's Sad, Sexless Honeymoon
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we guzzle gossip from the goblets of In Touch, Us, Ok!, Life & Style, and Star. This week, well, it's a slow fucking week in celebrity tabloidland. The covers are dominated by teen moms, that Bachelorette lady and the Kardashian Kids. Still, we managed to stick our straws in…
Kate Hudson Is Also Pregnant
First Khloe K, then Marion Cotillard, then Owen Wilson — and now Kate Hudson is expecting! The OB/Gyns at Us say she's 14 weeks along, and though it wasn't planned, she and boyfriend Matthew Bellamy are "excited and embracing it."
Rachel Zoe Announces Pregnancy On Twitter
Though Rachel Zoe was already declared pregnant in a unanimous decision by tabloid editors, she just Tweeted the news herself, adding, "I feel great, Rodger and I are beyond excited and so thankful for all of your love and support."
