This just in: Kate Middleton — aka Catherine, The Duchess of Cambridge — has been admitted to the hospital with Hyperemesis Gravidarum. Which is acute morning sickness. Which is how the the British Monarchy is confirming that she is, indeed, with child.
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we nurse at the teats of In Touch, Us, Ok!, Life & Style, and Star. This week is Unsolicited Uterus Update week, since three out of five tabloid covers deal with reproduction. But while Kim Kardashian's twins are imaginary, Kate Middleton and Jessica Simpson might actually be…
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which we guzzle gossip from the goblets of In Touch, Us, Ok!, Life & Style, and Star. This week, well, it's a slow fucking week in celebrity tabloidland. The covers are dominated by teen moms, that Bachelorette lady and the Kardashian Kids. Still, we managed to stick our straws in…
- In a segment that aired this morning on Today, but was taped while sitting in a dark, candlelit room, Mariah Carey confessed that she is pregnant and expecting in the spring.
Welcome back to Midweek Madness, in which Margaret and I bask in sunny rays of gossip. This week: The Jolie-Pitt kids curse in French; Katie wanders Prague saddened by Scientology; Jennifer Grey is awesome; Rachel Zoe is pregnant.
On this site, we joke about the Unsolicited Uterus Updates in the tabloids and on gossip sites, but the truth is that prying about the status of a woman's womb — famous or not — is really inappropriate.
- The second season of Jersey Shore promises to be action-packed! Saturday night, some guy was less-than-respectful to Snooki and JWoww, so Snickers slapped him, then threw food and booze at him. (He threw a drink on her, too).