@morninggloria: Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Cuz I can see... something flashing in your pants. Seriously what the fuck? That's really freaking me out.
A microchip tracker that you couldn't see would be scary. Honestly, this is less so especially since the woman has the ability to disable it. There are already cell phones with tracking ability, so if somebody is going to force their partner to knowingly be tracked, that technology has already been out there without the lingerie.
I could see having some fun with this. Kind of like making a scavenger hunt. Staying one step ahead, that kind of thing, and then sex at the end!
But the woman would have to be the one to buy it. Otherwise its kind of creepy
OK so I was at a sample sale today and this girl next to me was wearing black high heeled boots, thigh high sheer black stockings, sexy thong underwear and matching bra. I felt wicked bad next to her with my Warner's bra from Daffy's and my 'wiggly worm' brand underwear from the closeout store (5 for 6 bucks). Guess who was a brunette and who was a bleached blonde ? And guess who has a double digit dress size? Yeah that wasn't a challenge. Seriously this girl dressed sexier for a day at the office than I've dressed in my life. It was quite something.
My husband bought me lingerie right before I got pregnant. It was beautiful - 100% silk, tasteful, from an exclusive boutique - BUT as Sadie mentioned, the fit was all wrong! (the racer-back cut of the underwear barely covered my big ol booty and the bra was too small around my rib cage) So even though the boy ticked all the right boxes, it was still a bust (har har).
Oh and I just found out the boutique invited him to a mens-only holiday preview night featuring lingerie moddles, a burlesque show, and free booze. I'm thinking about writing them an email and pointing out that this advertising angle might not be effective once the wives and girlfriends hear about it... Or suggest that they should invite the WAGs too!!
Um, I like thongs. That's what I wear. Other stuff just rides up. The boyfriend has no interest in lingerie so anything I buy is just for me. Needless to say, he doesn't buy me any.
I'm seeing a lot of distaste for thongs. I suppose they aren't really practical for FEELING sexy, as they are shoved halfway up the arse, but I wear them for a very practical reason; no VPL. Isn't that what they're for?
"Because the thing about lingerie gifts is, even if they kind of suck, most of us will wear them just to be good sports. Like faking orgasms, this kind of white lying runs the risk of fooling a guy into thinking he's done an awesome job..."
bwahahahaha
i really really enjoyed this line.
Also, i try not to be a picky bish about this, being as most of mine ends up torn or lost in some alley way that evening...
Honestly, I want my guy to buy me something he wants to see me in. 99% of my lingerie was picked out by me. It's sort of a kick to see what he might come up with! We like to have fun and get a little kinky, so I really don't see what's the trouble with red/black lace, thongs, teddies and whatnot. As long as there is no garter-stocking combo that makes my thighs look like jumbo franks, I'm cool with it.
I was in a relationship with a girl who wanted to wear lingerie for me (because she thought she should?), but didn't know what to buy.
She asked, "What about this one? Should I buy it? Or this one?"
I responded, "You don't need to wear lingerie you know...isn't this silly?"
Her: "But I want to!"
Me: "Why?"
Her: "Don't you think I'm sexy?"
Me: "Uh...of course. But you don't need to buy lingerie and even if you WANT to, I'd rather you pick something that you feel sexy in. I don't feel comfortable suggesting what I'd like to see you in."
Her: "You're a bad boyfriend."
Me: "I am not. Besides, you know I like PVC, not lace."
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But the woman would have to be the one to buy it. Otherwise its kind of creepy
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Oh and I just found out the boutique invited him to a mens-only holiday preview night featuring lingerie moddles, a burlesque show, and free booze. I'm thinking about writing them an email and pointing out that this advertising angle might not be effective once the wives and girlfriends hear about it... Or suggest that they should invite the WAGs too!!
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bwahahahaha
i really really enjoyed this line.
Also, i try not to be a picky bish about this, being as most of mine ends up torn or lost in some alley way that evening...
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She asked, "What about this one? Should I buy it? Or this one?"
I responded, "You don't need to wear lingerie you know...isn't this silly?"
Her: "But I want to!"
Me: "Why?"
Her: "Don't you think I'm sexy?"
Me: "Uh...of course. But you don't need to buy lingerie and even if you WANT to, I'd rather you pick something that you feel sexy in. I don't feel comfortable suggesting what I'd like to see you in."
Her: "You're a bad boyfriend."
Me: "I am not. Besides, you know I like PVC, not lace."
Reason #1082 I'm happy I'm not there anymore.