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morninggloria
11/19/09

In reply to Play Hide & Seek With "Find Me If You Can": The Lingerie With GPS
"I hope you have GPS in your underwear, because I need directions on how to get into those pants."
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GirlFailer
11/19/09

@morninggloria: File that under "Honest Pickup lines".
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futuremouse
11/19/09

@morninggloria: Hey girl, do you have a mirror in your pocket? Cuz I can see... something flashing in your pants. Seriously what the fuck? That's really freaking me out.
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Lymed
11/19/09

In reply to Play Hide & Seek With "Find Me If You Can": The Lingerie With GPS
A microchip tracker that you couldn't see would be scary. Honestly, this is less so especially since the woman has the ability to disable it. There are already cell phones with tracking ability, so if somebody is going to force their partner to knowingly be tracked, that technology has already been out there without the lingerie.
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colormeroutine
11/19/09

In reply to Play Hide & Seek With "Find Me If You Can": The Lingerie With GPS
I could see having some fun with this. Kind of like making a scavenger hunt. Staying one step ahead, that kind of thing, and then sex at the end!
But the woman would have to be the one to buy it. Otherwise its kind of creepy
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omitoe
11/19/09

In reply to Play Hide & Seek With "Find Me If You Can": The Lingerie With GPS
Will it give directions to my g-spot?
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Mary McCarthyite
11/19/09

@omitoe: "recalculating, recalculating."
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dancerevolution
11/19/09

@omitoe: Hmm... GPS. Emphasis on the G.
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TheUptightMidwesterner
06/24/09

In reply to Saudi Women Trained To Sell Underwear
"The Bra Snap Heard 'Round the World"
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bluebears
06/24/09

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What is it going to take to get The Real Housewives of Riyadh into production?
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wtfox?!
06/24/09

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Definitely a cause worthy of support!
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save jinger
06/24/09

@wtfox?!: This is such an uplifting story. It's the breast thing I've read all day!
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wtfox?!
06/24/09

@save jinger: Brava for those ladies, I say!
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Kivrin
06/24/09

@wtfox?!: Brings back mammaries of the time I got fitted at Victoria's Secret...
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Ailatan
06/24/09

@wtfox?!: what a titillating story!
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save jinger
06/24/09

@wtfox?!: They really nipped this problem in the bud.
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jrhys
12/11/08

In reply to School For Scandal: Why Men Need Lingerie 101
OK so I was at a sample sale today and this girl next to me was wearing black high heeled boots, thigh high sheer black stockings, sexy thong underwear and matching bra. I felt wicked bad next to her with my Warner's bra from Daffy's and my 'wiggly worm' brand underwear from the closeout store (5 for 6 bucks). Guess who was a brunette and who was a bleached blonde ? And guess who has a double digit dress size? Yeah that wasn't a challenge. Seriously this girl dressed sexier for a day at the office than I've dressed in my life. It was quite something.
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scullymurphy
12/11/08

In reply to School For Scandal: Why Men Need Lingerie 101
My husband bought me lingerie right before I got pregnant. It was beautiful - 100% silk, tasteful, from an exclusive boutique - BUT as Sadie mentioned, the fit was all wrong! (the racer-back cut of the underwear barely covered my big ol booty and the bra was too small around my rib cage) So even though the boy ticked all the right boxes, it was still a bust (har har).

Oh and I just found out the boutique invited him to a mens-only holiday preview night featuring lingerie moddles, a burlesque show, and free booze. I'm thinking about writing them an email and pointing out that this advertising angle might not be effective once the wives and girlfriends hear about it... Or suggest that they should invite the WAGs too!!
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PhDork
12/11/08

In reply to School For Scandal: Why Men Need Lingerie 101
That is slightly icky, but as I am sympathetic to cross-dressers...and poor....hmmm.
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Red-headed bookworm
12/11/08

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Um, I like thongs. That's what I wear. Other stuff just rides up. The boyfriend has no interest in lingerie so anything I buy is just for me. Needless to say, he doesn't buy me any.
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kityglitr
12/11/08

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I'm seeing a lot of distaste for thongs. I suppose they aren't really practical for FEELING sexy, as they are shoved halfway up the arse, but I wear them for a very practical reason; no VPL. Isn't that what they're for?
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BoozeInMyBlood[had lost her password]
12/11/08

In reply to School For Scandal: Why Men Need Lingerie 101
"Because the thing about lingerie gifts is, even if they kind of suck, most of us will wear them just to be good sports. Like faking orgasms, this kind of white lying runs the risk of fooling a guy into thinking he's done an awesome job..."

bwahahahaha

i really really enjoyed this line.

Also, i try not to be a picky bish about this, being as most of mine ends up torn or lost in some alley way that evening...
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Jeremy
12/11/08

@ForgetfulBitch [who needs love when theres SoCo]: What's the deal with that anyway? Surely this stuff should be designed better. Perhaps Kevlar fishnets are a worthy invention?
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kityglitr
12/11/08

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Honestly, I want my guy to buy me something he wants to see me in. 99% of my lingerie was picked out by me. It's sort of a kick to see what he might come up with! We like to have fun and get a little kinky, so I really don't see what's the trouble with red/black lace, thongs, teddies and whatnot. As long as there is no garter-stocking combo that makes my thighs look like jumbo franks, I'm cool with it.
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Jeremy
12/11/08

@kityglitr: Be careful what you ask for.
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Jeremy
12/11/08

In reply to School For Scandal: Why Men Need Lingerie 101
I was in a relationship with a girl who wanted to wear lingerie for me (because she thought she should?), but didn't know what to buy.

She asked, "What about this one? Should I buy it? Or this one?"

I responded, "You don't need to wear lingerie you know...isn't this silly?"

Her: "But I want to!"

Me: "Why?"

Her: "Don't you think I'm sexy?"

Me: "Uh...of course. But you don't need to buy lingerie and even if you WANT to, I'd rather you pick something that you feel sexy in. I don't feel comfortable suggesting what I'd like to see you in."

Her: "You're a bad boyfriend."

Me: "I am not. Besides, you know I like PVC, not lace."

Reason #1082 I'm happy I'm not there anymore.
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