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12/11/08
Oh and I just found out the boutique invited him to a mens-only holiday preview night featuring lingerie moddles, a burlesque show, and free booze. I'm thinking about writing them an email and pointing out that this advertising angle might not be effective once the wives and girlfriends hear about it... Or suggest that they should invite the WAGs too!!
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bwahahahaha
i really really enjoyed this line.
Also, i try not to be a picky bish about this, being as most of mine ends up torn or lost in some alley way that evening...
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She asked, "What about this one? Should I buy it? Or this one?"
I responded, "You don't need to wear lingerie you know...isn't this silly?"
Her: "But I want to!"
Me: "Why?"
Her: "Don't you think I'm sexy?"
Me: "Uh...of course. But you don't need to buy lingerie and even if you WANT to, I'd rather you pick something that you feel sexy in. I don't feel comfortable suggesting what I'd like to see you in."
Her: "You're a bad boyfriend."
Me: "I am not. Besides, you know I like PVC, not lace."
Reason #1082 I'm happy I'm not there anymore.
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12/11/08
I buy lingerie so I can prance around the apartment feeling pretty and then he can take it off.
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Boyshorts look hideous on some women, btw. I would not want any dude to see my muffin top handing over and my thighs trying to escape. Ew ew ew.
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