Disneyland, Disney World and SeaWorld All Increase Security, Begin Using Metal Detectors

Several of the biggest theme parks in the United States are increasing their security measures because of recent mass shootings and terrorist attacks occurring, uh, everywhere, constantly. Disneyland, Universal Studios, Disney World, and SeaWorld will all start using metal detectors; Disney World is also banning the…
Universal Studios Theme Park Engages in Class Warfare With VIP Tickets
Waiting in line is enraging. Seeing people skip the line because they're rich, famous and/or Justin Bieber is even more enraging. It is probably the single most important reason why I want to become rich, famous and/or Justin Bieber: so I can skip the line (while releasing massive farts as punishment to the masses…
