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Jezebel 
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I hate office clothes.
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Take the national express when your lifes in a mess
Itll make you smile
All human life is here
From the feeble old dear to the screaming child
From the student who knows that to have one of those
Would be suicide
To the family man
Manhandling the pram with paternal pride
And everybody sings ba ba ba da...
Were going where the air is free
On the national express theres a jolly hostess
Selling crisps and tea
Shell provide you with drinks and theatrical winks
For a sky-high fee
Mini-skirts were in style when she danced down the aisle
Back in 63 (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah)
But its hard to get by when your arse is the size
Of a small country
And everybody sings ba ba ba da...
Were going where the air is free
Tomorrow belongs to me
When youre sad and feeling blue
With nothing better to do
Dont just sit there feeling stressed
Take a trip on the national express
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You, Murphy Bown, get friended for the Neil Hannon love.
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Mr. Lucystrawberry-elect has anxiety about sweat circles showing in his underarms and so he spits a little bit on every shirt to see if it is the kind of material that will turn insanely dark when it is wet. It is so gross.
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The exception to this is the Hot Man In Rain Theory: Any hot man is hotter times 1000 in the rain.
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For example, I'd like to start hearing thing like: Tis your dry cleaning M'Lady. That will be $22.95
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@BabyJane: I'm going for the Memsahib, more colonial, dahling
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I'd much rather be riding on the East Coast Nipples Express than the National Express line.
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Dental Dam Airlines has cut back on some of its in-flight amenities, and it's been very upsetting.
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Peter Pan Bus Lines has shitty drivers, too. Those boys are always getting lost.
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Unlike freaking Continental, which made me pay $200+ for a tiny seat and $15 so they could break my luggage and make me wait an hour for them to get it on the fucking conveyer.
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and then represent yourself in court (still not wearing pants) when you sue yourself for harassment?
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@tscheese: Indeed she does!
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But it would be nice to blow some steam.
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Also, ever tried paying for your coffee by debit? oooh if looks could kill!
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So I was in England with my Ma and she broke her shoulder and so we are in the NHS hospital and someone comes by to offer coffee which was nice. I say, sure I would love some coffee, with cream. At which point she proceeds to laugh at me and make some comment about how apparently Miss. Priss did not know she was in the NHS hospital and latida, sorry there is no cream. AND I WAS HUMILIATED. Someone explained to me that in England, when you say cream, you mean CREAM--real true cream. Whereas here, when someone asks if we want cream with our coffee, and we say yes, we are expecting them to give us either milk, half and half, non dairy creamer, whatever--something white to lighten up the coffee. It was so embarrassing and I do think she could have been a bit more gracious about it.
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