We So Horny
[Epsom, England; June 5. Image via Getty]
One Horn To Rule Them All?
Two really insane unicorn videos today. (Both embedded after the jump.) What does it mean? [BoingBoing, World Of Wonder]
Purple Rain
Take a walk down memory lane with this gallery of Lisa Frank images. And yes, bring the shades; those unicorns aren't messing around with your retinas. [ColourLovers]
Cornify: Like The Internet Through Mariah Carey's Eyes
Have you ever dreamed of turning every website you visit into a Lisa Frank-esque nightmare? Well now you can, thanks to Cornify, which lets you adorn your favorite sites with rainbows, hearts, and unicorns. [Cornify]
Journeys In Foreign Advertisements
The pre-paid cell phone advertisement seen at left greeted me this morning at the cell phone store in Saarlouis, Germany where I stopped to buy a SIM card. If the tux and slicked-down hair are fooling you, that's Snoop Dogg, bringing you roses, 100 free text messages, 10 free songs and 10 (Euro) cents a minute phone…
Unicorns, Easy-Bake Ovens, And Vibrators, Or: I Believe In The Radical Possibilities Of Pleasure
I've been mulling over a few things after a shit storm went down at my job last week. And when I say "my job," I mean this site, obvs. All of us on staff here work really fucking hard, and I take the stress and problems I encounter to bed with me every night-literally, because I fall asleep in front of my laptop and…
Happy Father's Day, Love Lisa Simpson
We meant to include this clip in our Lisa Simpson feminist montage, but we totally forgot to add it. (Oops!) But no harm done, because it actually is the perfect thing to post at the end of this terrible, horrible, no good, very bad week, as it's all about Father's Day and unicorns(!). Lisa decides to make a heartfelt…
We Are Berry Berry Glad That This Week Is Over
- We were shocked and appalled to discover that Strawberry Shortcake had been given a berry slutty makeover by her corporate overlords.
- As much as we love the Shortcake, she'd make a really dumb, potentially deal-breaking tattoo.
- This week was mad girly, yo: Omg Unicorns!
- Also, Panda Sex!
- Almost as embarrassing as catching…
What's The Deal With The Relationship Between Girls And Unicorns?
After a one-horned deer popped up in Italy this week, girls (us included) have delighted at the idea that this genetic flaw was proof of a real live unicorn. So what is it exactly about unicorns that intrigues little girls so much? Time has come out with a story on the history of the unicorn (or, rather, the folklore…
The First Unicorn
A real, live unicorn was spotted in Italy! Well, sorta. It's actually a baby deer that was born-with a genetic flaw of only having one horn in the center of his head-in captivity in a research habitat in the Tuscan town of Prato. Gilberto Tozzi, director of the Center of Natural Sciences in Prato said that this is the…
A children's toy is being recalled in Australia after three kids were hospitalized after ingesting pieces of it which were found to contain a chemical that, once in the human body, metabolizes into the party drug GHB. (So much better than China and their lead Barbies.) The toy, Bindeez, is a craft kit made up of…
