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    Image of Rooo sez BISH PLZ Rooo sez BISH PLZ
    06/18/09

    In reply to Two Writers Make Sex After Forty Sound Pretty Good
    '"But he has to be a little disturbed by her assertion that "I do think all art is autobiographical."' (Emphasis mine.)

    I'm a little late t the post, so this may already have been covered. But. Um. Why??
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    Image of peaceable peaceable
    06/18/09

    In reply to Two Writers Make Sex After Forty Sound Pretty Good
    "If you've never had a mother or a father," she elaborates, "you grow up seeking something you're never going to find, ever. You seek it in love and in people and in beauty."


    This. Makes. Me. Sad. Anyone find this to be true?

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    06/18/09

    @peaceable: Erm, my dad and mom divorced when I was five, and he just.. stopped calling when I was 12. I first had sex at 14. (And pushed every man as hard as I could to try to "prove" that they would, indeed, leave.)


    S not just orphans, I'm thinking.

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    06/18/09

    @labeled: Thanks for responding. Me: No dad ever, selfish mom, sex at 14, unusually attracted to older men (got over that one though), and so on. Also, I find that I have little patience for people who are ungrateful children. At the very least, it makes me a better parent, I think.
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    06/18/09

    @peaceable: Sometimes it amazes me to realize that my daughters are not, in fact, fated to be just like me. They're totally the opposite, really.


    So I hear ya on the parenting thing.

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    Image of badmutha badmutha
    06/18/09

    In reply to Two Writers Make Sex After Forty Sound Pretty Good
    All I am going to say about this is:"sigh." I suppose adventurous lovers make a difference.
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    06/18/09

    @badmutha: You're nicer than I, I'm just pissed that the... I don't know, that the perception of the perception? is still being trotted out.
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    Image of Penny Penny
    06/18/09

    In reply to Two Writers Make Sex After Forty Sound Pretty Good
    Honestly, after spending my 20s focused on being a sexual object and not giving a shit about my own pleasure, I am very eager to grow into my sexuality more as I get older.
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    06/18/09

    @Penny: Warning: It is easy to fall into the exact same trap as you age, particularly if you are in a long-term relationship. Something about some personality types requiring not just feeling good, but being desired.


    I'm navigating these pretty murky waters right now with my husband, and it is... unexpected at this point in my 18years of marriage.

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    Image of andBegorrah andBegorrah
    06/18/09

    In reply to Two Writers Make Sex After Forty Sound Pretty Good
    And THAT, my dear Ms Susie Bright, is how you mortify your child.
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    Image of save jinger save jinger
    06/18/09

    In reply to Two Writers Make Sex After Forty Sound Pretty Good
    I will be trying this chocolate sprinkle boob treatment. I think I'll make it a sundae, with strategically placed cherries.
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    Image of jigglyball jigglyball
    06/18/09

    In reply to Two Writers Make Sex After Forty Sound Pretty Good
    Heck yeah, Gloria! Cornelius shouldn't be the only Vanderbilt who ever got to have some fun!


    /slinks away after obligatory, crappy alma mater joke, awaits obligatory Anderson Cooper joke

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    Image of Majrhoulihan Majrhoulihan
    06/18/09

    In reply to Two Writers Make Sex After Forty Sound Pretty Good
    Well that made me want to be 40.
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    Image of Santos L Halper Santos L Halper
    06/18/09

    In reply to Two Writers Make Sex After Forty Sound Pretty Good
    Wait, I thought my vagina would just fall off after age 50. And how do these women travel and write, what with the rickety, old bones and the progressively senile minds? You make it seem as if they are actual people.
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    Image of labeled labeled
    06/18/09

    @Santos L Halper: I am making a wrinkly, wryly amused "moue" as I heart you.
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    Image of AJ AJ
    06/18/09

    @Santos L Halper: I suspect they have sherpas who secretly move them around and arrange things while the ladies are napping.


    /just like when homer climbs the murderhorn

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    06/18/09

    In reply to Two Writers Make Sex After Forty Sound Pretty Good
    Just to clarify: Does anyone really think that age is an impediment to eroticism?


    I mean, other than 17yo's who think they shrivel up and die over the age of 24?

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    Image of Eric Northman is mine Eric Northman is mine
    06/18/09

    @labeled: I know I love how people act as though only thin, young, beautiful people have sex. Ummm...everyone has sex.
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    Image of whynotshesaid whynotshesaid
    06/18/09

    @labeled: No way. Sex was fun when I was 17 but it's nothing compared to what it's like now that I'm almost 30. It is so nice to have sex without, say, keeping my bra on because I am terrified of letting my partner see my tiny boobs. Plus, I've had more than a decade to figure out how my parts work. That helps, too.


    I have no doubt it will only get better as I get older.

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    Image of ImDatNinja (loves her Red Sox) ImDatNinja (loves her Red Sox)
    06/05/09

    In reply to We So Horny
    SANFO... is that you????
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    Image of Sanfo Sanfo
    06/05/09

    @ImDatNinja (loves her Red Sox): OMG I KNOW RIGHT

    I need to pull out my unicorn costume and do something with it right-quick!
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    Image of ImproperDancing ImproperDancing
    06/05/09

    @ImDatNinja (loves her Red Sox): Also my first thought.
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    Image of LaMorena LaMorena
    06/05/09

    In reply to We So Horny
    They do exist! And I thought that Brits with great teeth were just a myth...
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    Image of LaMorena LaMorena
    06/05/09

    @LaMorena: I jest, of course--lots of love to the Jezzies across the pond!!
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    Image of Ipomoea Ipomoea
    06/05/09

    In reply to We So Horny
    I'm assuming this is what all the Jezebelles will wear at the great Jezebel Convention of 2015 so we can find each other?
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    Image of JerseyGrrrl JerseyGrrrl
    06/05/09

    In reply to We So Horny
    This looks like the opening dance number in Jezebel: The Musical. In subsequent numbers, there might be dancing martini glasses swinging fetuses on sticks and songs like "The Burn Book" and "Cute Shoes! on that Snap Judgement" before the smashing finale: "Kill the Boner in all of us!" which culminates in a giant CockBib being lowered from the rafters.
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    Image of pantsless economist...access RESTORED pantsless economist...access RESTORED
    06/05/09

    @JerseyGrrrl: There will also be the show-stopping crowd-pleaser, "Fisting with Rainbows."
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    Image of birminghamdrunk birminghamdrunk
    06/05/09

    @JerseyGrrrl: COMMENT OF THE MOTHERFUCKING DAY! ZOMG!
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    Image of Snowbunny Snowbunny
    06/05/09

    @JerseyGrrrl: I can tap dance. Just sayin'.
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    06/05/09

    @JerseyGrrrl: Also, a stirring, soulful rendition of "How Do You Post an Image?"
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    Image of Sanfo Sanfo
    06/05/09

    @la.donna.pietra: Closely followed by the hip-hop inspired track, "Troll! (Don't Give Them a Vowel)"
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    Image of la.donna.pietra la.donna.pietra
    06/05/09

    @Sanfo: "Troll!" has been transposed in my brain to the score of "Everyone Has AIDS!" from "Team America."

    Which is now stuck in my head, damn you.
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    Image of superconnected (is it time to leave?) superconnected (is it time to leave?)
    06/05/09

    In reply to We So Horny
    But who will cut their hair when they're gone?
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