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    Image of Never_Nude Never_Nude
    11/15/09

    In reply to All Of Lisa Frank's Nightmares Are Coming True
    I just saw Inkheart the other night, and in one of the greatest scenes in cinematic history, Dame Helen Mirren rides into a room on a unicorn to save the day. I died a little. #unicorns
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    Image of JessickerFletcher JessickerFletcher
    11/15/09

    In reply to All Of Lisa Frank's Nightmares Are Coming True

    I wonder what she has to say about this... #unicorns
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    11/15/09


    @JessickerFletcher: or him #unicorns
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    11/15/09


    @JessickerFletcher: or maybe even him. Hmm... #unicorns
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    11/15/09

    In reply to All Of Lisa Frank's Nightmares Are Coming True
    Oh no poor ponies! #unicorns
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    11/15/09

    In reply to All Of Lisa Frank's Nightmares Are Coming True
    Let the revolution begin! #unicorns
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    11/15/09

    In reply to All Of Lisa Frank's Nightmares Are Coming True
    Team Unicorn! Can you use the tail hair of a pony for a wand core? I don't think so. #unicorns
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    11/15/09

    In reply to All Of Lisa Frank's Nightmares Are Coming True
    How the premium dog food gets made. #unicorns
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    Image of Snizzy-Snazz Bullets Snizzy-Snazz Bullets
    11/15/09

    In reply to All Of Lisa Frank's Nightmares Are Coming True

      #unicorns
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    11/15/09

    @Snizzy-Snazz Bullets: I loves it. #unicorns
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    11/15/09

    In reply to All Of Lisa Frank's Nightmares Are Coming True
    What the hell did you think that horn was for, anyway? #unicorns
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    Image of Hana Maru Hana Maru
    11/15/09

    @badmutha: that's what he said! #unicorns
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    Image of funzette funzette
    11/15/09

    In reply to All Of Lisa Frank's Nightmares Are Coming True
    Man, I hope one of those ponies held on to her virginity in order to take down that crazy unicorn - everyone knows the whore ponies get killed off in the first act. #unicorns
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    11/15/09

    @funzette:

    Unicorns do have a very special relationship with virgins. I wonder if virgin ponies are the only ponies that can mount the unicorn. #unicorns
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    11/15/09

    In reply to All Of Lisa Frank's Nightmares Are Coming True
    I'll be looking out for #teamunicorn and #teampony hash tags any day now. #unicorns
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    11/15/09

    @special_boots: me too! so what are you? #unicorns
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    11/15/09

    @netfe: #teampony is cuter but I gotta say #teamunicorn is looking like a much safer bet... #unicorns
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    11/15/09

    @special_boots: you got a point there, i must say... i was #teamunicorn to begin with, the cool factor does it for me. #unicorns
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    11/15/09

    In reply to All Of Lisa Frank's Nightmares Are Coming True
    My inner child is screaming.

    With delight. #unicorns
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    11/15/09

    In reply to All Of Lisa Frank's Nightmares Are Coming True
    No unicorn *I* know would ever destroy cute little rainbow ponies! #unicorns
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    11/15/09

    @LadySoprano is a Fat-Fighting Superwoman: Cute my ass... #unicorns
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    06/18/09

    In reply to Two Writers Make Sex After Forty Sound Pretty Good
    '"But he has to be a little disturbed by her assertion that "I do think all art is autobiographical."' (Emphasis mine.)

    I'm a little late t the post, so this may already have been covered. But. Um. Why??
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    06/18/09

    In reply to Two Writers Make Sex After Forty Sound Pretty Good
    "If you've never had a mother or a father," she elaborates, "you grow up seeking something you're never going to find, ever. You seek it in love and in people and in beauty."


    This. Makes. Me. Sad. Anyone find this to be true?

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    06/18/09

    @peaceable: Erm, my dad and mom divorced when I was five, and he just.. stopped calling when I was 12. I first had sex at 14. (And pushed every man as hard as I could to try to "prove" that they would, indeed, leave.)


    S not just orphans, I'm thinking.

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    06/18/09

    @labeled: Thanks for responding. Me: No dad ever, selfish mom, sex at 14, unusually attracted to older men (got over that one though), and so on. Also, I find that I have little patience for people who are ungrateful children. At the very least, it makes me a better parent, I think.
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    06/18/09

    @peaceable: Sometimes it amazes me to realize that my daughters are not, in fact, fated to be just like me. They're totally the opposite, really.


    So I hear ya on the parenting thing.

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    06/18/09

    In reply to Two Writers Make Sex After Forty Sound Pretty Good
    All I am going to say about this is:"sigh." I suppose adventurous lovers make a difference.
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    06/18/09

    @badmutha: You're nicer than I, I'm just pissed that the... I don't know, that the perception of the perception? is still being trotted out.
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