Lindsay Lohan, finally addressing her disastrously received first Ungaro collection, says, "I am learning."
Cool Lindsay, you know I probably couldn't design a professional high-end line either. But you know where most normal people learn? College. You should go. I think it would fix a lot of your problems. Until then, while you get to learn in the professional sphere while the rest of us would get fired for it, I'm choosing to ignore you and your mother's pleas that you're "just a 23 year old girl" and that you should be left alone. #lindsaylohan
The croc store is going to smell like a rubbery, rubbery hell. Why must they ruin the air quality?! WHY?!
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H&M, I'll resume my love affair with you once you eliminate the freakish neon section of your store, and change up the cycles of the designs. I went in to look at jackets, and I found three that were identical to one I had picked up two years earlier, but in ~different colours~. Yawn.
@nyc-caribbean-ragazza: I've noticed that as well. I used to have no problem wearing the-cheaper-the-better clothes, but now I look like a trollop in them. #lindsaylohan
After the Anna Sui mess -- those clothes were cute, but so poorly made as to be destroyed on the hangers before they could be purchased, I'm giving up on designers for Target lines. #lindsaylohan
@I, Zombie Normal: Aie, it is the first of the snake-human hybrids! Run for your lives, humans! You cannot survive against the Serpentine Horde! #lindsaylohan
I hear you, Linda. I grew up in New Jersey and 30 miles away, there was this farm with chickens. And once, when I was six, my parents took me to a petting zoo and I saw some chickens. Another time, I watched the film "Chicken Run" and one time...
So yeah, you could say that I know a lot about chickens too. #gettypic
@Tchotchke: when I was growing up there was a horse farm right behind my house, and I could see the horses roaming around in the farmers fields. Once in a while, my brothers and I would walk over and feed them apples and carrots. I'm pretty much an equine expert. #lindsaylohan
@ideas of light: And here I was thinking, "sinecure," how apt.
Because that's the level of actual celebrity involvement I assume for most celebrity namesake clothing lines. But I am a grouch; frozen head hats are way more fun. #lindsaylohan
To be fair, in the interview with Hilary Swank she says that she sleeps naked, and sometimes her boyfriend's son comes in. I didn't get the impression that she was running around, all "check me out, young boy!"
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Cool Lindsay, you know I probably couldn't design a professional high-end line either. But you know where most normal people learn? College. You should go. I think it would fix a lot of your problems. Until then, while you get to learn in the professional sphere while the rest of us would get fired for it, I'm choosing to ignore you and your mother's pleas that you're "just a 23 year old girl" and that you should be left alone. #lindsaylohan
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H&M, I'll resume my love affair with you once you eliminate the freakish neon section of your store, and change up the cycles of the designs. I went in to look at jackets, and I found three that were identical to one I had picked up two years earlier, but in ~different colours~. Yawn.
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As I get older, I've noticed I can no longer wear H&M, Topshop etc. Cheap clothes look, well, cheap on me. #lindsaylohan
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@I, Zombie Normal: This just in, I am a moron. #lindsaylohan
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They need to fire that photo editor or his/her boss, this is bordering on joke territory. #lindsaylohan
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So yeah, you could say that I know a lot about chickens too. #gettypic
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Although maybe there's a way to make these things work together. #gettypic
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Frozen celebrity heads in designer hats? #lindsaylohan
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Because that's the level of actual celebrity involvement I assume for most celebrity namesake clothing lines. But I am a grouch; frozen head hats are way more fun. #lindsaylohan
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This is one of the most British sentences I have ever read. Also, WTF is a "sprog"?
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