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    Fox News: Better With Actual Foxes

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    Image of DorothyBarker DorothyBarker
    06/25/09

    In reply to Fox News: Better With Actual Foxes
    I want to go to there. Also, 'fennec'= excellent scrabble word!
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    Image of Aesop's Foibles. YES. Aesop's Foibles. YES.
    06/25/09

    In reply to Fox News: Better With Actual Foxes
    Oh my god I want one. Like I want to gently coax one of them, preferably one of the sleepy ones, from the monitor and onto my lap. Now. I bet they smell good, too, like baby fur.


    Oh, right. The news. Yes, I'd cry a lot less while watching the news if these guys were prominently displayed. Maybe a picture-in-picture setup, where there would be one corner of the screen that would only show the foxes playing. That would definitely help.

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    Image of Hana Maru Hana Maru
    06/25/09

    @..now it's just Aesop's Foibles.: They are supposed to be extremely difficult as pets. They are disinclined to obey, very crafty, capable of digging fast and deep or jumping very high, as needed for escape.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    06/25/09

    In reply to Fox News: Better With Actual Foxes
    Those are super cute Republican foxes, until one of them is found shacked up with three underage boy hookers and ten pounds of blow, in which case they are a Democrat.
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    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    06/25/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): If there were hookers and boys (or boy hookers), I'd look to the GOP. They're outdoing themselves in the hypocrisy department these days.
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    Image of BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit) BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit)
    06/25/09

    @BeckySharper: I was making a lame reference to how when Repubs get caught in sex scandals, Fox repeatedly runs their names with (D) next to them instead of (R). Happened with Foley, SC moron, etc.
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    Image of Laulau Laulau
    06/25/09

    @BrutallyHonestBabes (aka Mrs. Sarah.of.a.Lesser.Hobbit): I seriously did not know this! Of course, when sex scandals go down, I always assume it's a Repub at this point, but at least I'm just being biased and not disseminating false information to millions of dittoheads.
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    Image of FashionShowAtLunch FashionShowAtLunch
    06/25/09

    In reply to Fox News: Better With Actual Foxes
    Also - get these little dudes a guest spot. They're waaaay foxier than Carrie Prejean. And they probably have a better command of the English language.
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    Image of LBB LBB
    06/25/09

    In reply to Fox News: Better With Actual Foxes
    If Fox News actually did this, I would never watch anything else.
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    Image of FashionShowAtLunch FashionShowAtLunch
    06/25/09

    In reply to Fox News: Better With Actual Foxes
    Yeah, that one fox is definitely exploiting my weakness. For cute fluffy animals.


    Dude, where's the FU Penguin guy when you need him? I'm OD'ing on the adorableness.

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    Image of DorothyBarker DorothyBarker
    06/25/09

    @FashionShowAtLunch: Totally was thinking the same thing. Is he STILL on vacation? Just. not. right.
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    Image of Lymed Lymed
    06/25/09

    In reply to Fox News: Better With Actual Foxes
    Oh noes! Dey is gunna kill babee foxes to haz reform? Sewmezbody helps?!?
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    Image of Sputnik_Sweetheart Sputnik_Sweetheart
    06/25/09

    In reply to Fox News: Better With Actual Foxes
    Somewhere there is a tabloid writer weeping because he didn't think of "Lust and Found" first.
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    Image of PreposterousHypothesis PreposterousHypothesis
    06/25/09

    In reply to Fox News: Better With Actual Foxes
    I think Fox's ratings would increase exponentially if this were to happen. Of course, no one would pay attention to what anyone was saying on the TV, and everybody would be all SQUEE NOM NOM. So this might be a very good idea.
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    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    06/25/09

    In reply to Fox News: Better With Actual Foxes
    THE CUTENESS!!!


    ::dies:::


    Wow, those totally make my day. I suddenly feel all warm and fuzzy, which has never ever happened with Fox News before.

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    Image of rah29 rah29
    06/25/09

    @BeckySharper: I WANT ONE also :)
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    Image of Jeremy Jeremy
    06/25/09

    In reply to Fox News: Better With Actual Foxes
    I wanna take you home,

    I won't do you no harm, no.

    You've got to be all mine, all mine.

    Ooooo...
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    Image of Jeremy Jeremy
    06/25/09

    @Jeremy: P.S. Picture six is ridiculous.
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    Image of OneTwoPunch OneTwoPunch
    06/25/09

    In reply to Fox News: Better With Actual Foxes
    Shiba Inu puppies look like baby foxes with smaller ears. Mmm mm cute!


    [www.breederretriever.com]

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    Image of BeckySharper BeckySharper
    06/25/09

    @OneTwoPunch: There needs to be a fox puppy cam.
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    Image of WashingMyHair WashingMyHair
    06/25/09

    In reply to Fox News: Better With Actual Foxes
    Screw fair and balanced, I call for cute and cuddly!

    I'd watch Fox News all day long if these were their images.
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