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May Anthropologie Catalog: Totally Watered Down
Drew's Drowning For Elle
New York, 11:48 PM
Fri Dec 11
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05/07/09
Hello, my name is Aesop's Foibles, and I not a very smart shopper. Guh.
*FTR: that one-shoulder bathing suit is fucking gorgeous; sadly, it is almost three hundred dollars. I has a woe.
05/07/09
The floating earrings completely had me fooled when I first looked at the catalog. I thought they were some kind of fancy flats, and checked for the size.
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Now, you're welcome to take it up with the White House, but even though the President looks awesome no matter what shade of blue tie he wears, Mrs. Obama - who would ordinarily see to these things - is away today, with some J. Crew somewhere in her wardrobe, talking about some ... policy thing, ionno ...
So, how about never for your appointment? Does never work for you?
05/07/09
Oh ! dream of joy ! is this indeed
The light-house top I see ?
Is this the hill ? is this the kirk ?
Is this mine own countree ?
We drifted o'er the harbour-bar,
And I with sobs did pray--
O let me be awake, my God !
Or let me sleep alway.
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In somebody else's lake
You dream about going up there
But that is a big mistake
Just look at the world around you
Right here on the ocean floor
Such wonderful things surround you
What more is you lookin' for?
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I do love the picture of the wire furniture though -- I mean it's a very lovely photo.
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Everything is beautiful, undersized and overpriced. I always walk out feeling so very un-awesome.
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It makes me angry sad that they never carry the XLs in the store.
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The shame!
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Down with the maxi dress!!
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And yeah, maxi dress is a terrible name.
05/07/09
I want to wear summer dresses, but I hate my legs. Maxi dresses: perfect!
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I am, however, on the lookout for a maxi dress I can chop up into a skirt. None of them are really ankle-length on me as long as I wear them like a dress--they sort of hover sadly around my freakishly long calves. I figure I'll chop off the "top" part and use the underbust band as a waistband, et voila, scary-ass skirt.
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